Courtesy of The Daily Beast:
At the top, Michael Che made a rare sketch appearance as moderator Lester Holt, who introduced a coughing Hillary Clinton and “the man to blame for the bottom half of all his kids’ faces,” Donald Trump.
Baldwin got Trump’s podium-clutching and bizarre “China” pronunciations down perfectly. And while the real Trump waited until after the debate to complain about his microphone, he did so during the SNL debate. Beyond just interrupting Clinton with “wrong,” Baldwin’s Trump added “Shut up!,” admitted a make out session with Sean Hannity, and referred to Holt as both “jazzman” and “Coltrane.”
Just like the real Trump, Baldwin described Clinton in a way that sounded oddly familiar. “I have the best judgment, and the best temperament,” he said. “She’s the one with the bad temperament. She’s always screaming. She’s constantly lying. Her hair is weird and her face is completely orange. Except around the eyes where it’s white. Once she stops talking her mouth looks like a tiny little butthole.”
Instead of responding, Clinton yielded her two minutes back to Trump, who went on an unprovoked rant about “the blacks.” Asked by Holt what she thought about Trump’s comments at one moment, Clinton said, “I think I’m going to be president.” After another of his rants, she said she didn’t have a response, “more of a request: can America vote right now?”
I had a great time watching this last night, and absolutely LOVED Kate McKinnon's Willy Wonka inspired entrance. And seriously it seems Alec Baldwin was born to play Donald Trump, just like his former co-star Tina Fey was born to play Sarah Palin.
Alec Baldwin was SCARY good at his Trump character. I mean STUNNING. He had him down to a T, and whoever did the makeup/hair is a genius! I bet Sarah isn't gonna be so happy with her new 'liberal pal' Alec now!
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if Baldwin has been doing Trump imitations in private for friends for a while. He had everything. The make-up just enhanced it all.
DeleteI liked the part where Hillary was asked if she wanted to respond and she just said "no, let him keep talking". Funny stuff!
ReplyDeleteLoved loved loved it!!!
DeleteJust saw on TV that Tina Fey suggested Baldwin for the part of tRump!!
DeleteBrilliant, but he will be seen as another liberal asshole from Hollywood by the nut jobs. Loved Alec's silent mannerisms at 3:25 and 7:00 - we have all seen those! Loved Kate's raising her hand up to return her chin to it's rightful place and the mimic of reeling him in fishing, also too!
ReplyDeleteLOSING IT.
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Donald Trump’s massively epic meltdown shouldn’t really surprise anyone
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It is truly the mentally deranged, ill,"off their meds" need to be institutionalized who are T.Rump supporters.
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I found his remark about poll watching, something to the effect "you know what to do or you know what I mean" very disturbing with all the gun nuts at the rally.
DeleteAlso I was reading PA has strange voter laws that anyone can challenge a voter and the voter has to prove with a witness that they are who they are and registered to vote.
I've lived in Pa for thirty years, I've never heard of such a law.
DeleteJust don't get cocky, Hilary. It's still close and Dirty Donald is a vicious one. It's going to be a tough month.
ReplyDeleteI'm not counting chickens.
DeleteOctober Surprise is when the claws really come out.
I'm sure she appreciates your condescension and phony concern.
DeleteShe does NOT have this won, 5:28 PM, by any means. Why the snark?
DeleteAll she needs to do now is sit back, eat popcorn, and watch The Donald bury himself. Give him her two minutes.
Delete6:12 PM you cannot be serious.
DeleteI'm really looking forward to the VP debates as well. It won't have the circus atmosphere that Trump brings with him, but I fully expect Tim Kaine to make Pence look as foolish and anti-women as Palin looked in 2008. Luckily for us, I think Pence will refrain from winking at the camera throughout the debate, though.
ReplyDeleteCan I call you Timmy?
DeleteI think this debate might be more important than the presidential one.
After all if Trump wins, Pence will be running the country while Donald is busy bankrupting more companies to get those crucial tax breaks.
"After all if Trump wins, Pence will be running the country."
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Trump has said so this himself.
Hazy history of Melania Trump's immigration status raises possibility Donald Trump, most nativist nominee in generations, married a one-time undocumented worker
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/melania-trump-broke-u-s-immigration-laws-article-1.2738334
Isn't she his 'mail order bride'? And, then once he got her he put her through surgery to enhance her appearance - face and boobs in particular.
DeleteAnd, I don't think she is pretty at all! Has evil eyes and a rabid stare! Doesn't smile much either - but, that is probably because she is married to that egomaniac!
tRump said no flat chested woman could be a 10. Seeing Maleria's nude photos before he came along, she was flat chested, with no shape. In fact from the neck down, she was built like my boys when they were 12 - 14 years old!! Straight up and down. He bought her false boobs, claimed she was a "supermodel" with two college degrees. ALL FAKE.
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ReplyDeleteWhen Donald Trump gets in a hole, he just keeps digging. And digging. And digging.
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O/T but ewwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeletePOLL: Libertarian Running a Close 2nd Place in Alaska Senate Race
http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/libertarian-2nd-place-alaska/
Alaskans need to vote out Lisa Murkowski so that she doesn't head back to the non-functioning U.S. Congress!
DeleteShe's inept and doesn't represent most Alaskans!
Problem is we don't want Joe Miller, who is running as a Libertarian and Ray Metcalfe, our Dem nominee, is seen as a "way too out in left field".
DeleteA different Libertarian candidate won the primary but she stepped down to allow Joe Miller to step in because he has better name recognition. Problem is he is anything BUT Libertarian.
I personally doubt he can beat Lisa M and she truly is the lesser of two evils in this instance. We already have one Teabagger in DC, Dan Sullivan, we certainly don't need two!
Interesting that they didn't appear to include Margaret Stock in their poll.
DeleteTrump LOSES IT, Has Complete Nervous Breakdown After His Worst Week EVER (VIDEOS)
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I understand his kids are worried.
DeleteNot happy that his handlers have lost control of him.
I guess they see their meal ticket flying away. They should be worried. All they have going for them is the Trump name and he's destroying it with every lunatic early morning tweet.
By the time this campaign is over, there won't be a Trump foundation or charity for Eric or Jr. to siphon money from. It won't be paying their inflated administration salaries either.
At least Ivanka has a business of sorts and a husband who can support her.
Ivanka is being sud for plagerizing other styles from various companies. The apples do not fall far from the tRump tree. I think the world is seeing what many small business people have suffered from at the hands of these disgusting people. I hope their "brand" never recovers.
DeleteOMG Hillary's hand movements while Trump spoke were a riot. They did a fantastic job on Trump, except for the hair, he's too well coiffed and there isn't enough stage makeup to redo the white under his eyes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing it, it makes me even more motivated to gotv for Hillary.
agree: Baldwin's hair was not weird enough.
DeleteI thought Alec Baldwin more resembled Walter Matthau than Trump, but he was good in the part. BUT, most important, Chicago's own Alex Moffat - my son's close friend - joined SNL as one of the three new cast members!!!! Go Alex!!!
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ReplyDeleteTrump-Supporting Alaska GOP Candidate Apparently Has No F*cking Clue Tweets Are Public (SCREENSHOTS)
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May God have mercy on Alaska's souls indeed!
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ReplyDeleteHere’s what we know about Trump’s taxes.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-might-have-gone-decades-without-paying-taxes-but-hes-not-afraid-of-telling-you-to-pay-yours/
Alec and Katie will probably get death threats now.
ReplyDeleteLike they haven't before.
DeleteWhy? Did Tina Fey get death threats for portraying Palin? Don't be silly, oh wait, it's sphash that I'm responding to.
DeleteWhen she has no subject matter, birth certificate and hookers question ad nauseum. Some of us have moved on.
DeleteHi there 6:12, 6:21 and 7:00!
DeleteKeith Obermann says: "Sarah Palin? That woman is an idiot!"
People have not moved on about her weak character and resume, and never will. Even after all the dreadful facts come out.
Those facts will definitely include her spawn.
SPHASH is a hero and true patriot.
A daughter’s heartfelt letter on her Republican dad’s second thoughts about Donald Trump.
ReplyDelete“Maybe I’ve been wrong, and maybe what I want isn’t what I want for my daughter.”
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/a-daughters-heartfelt-letter-on-her-republican-dads-second-thoughts-about-donald-trump/
These are all so good.
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https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/hey-donald-trump-you-cant-have-great-respect-for-women-and-call-them-pigs-and-fat-slobs
Ticking Trump Time Bomb Set To Explode As NYT Hints They Have More Tax Docs
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Just putting this here to get it out there:
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Texas Newspaper Destroys The Myth That Hillary Clinton Is The Lesser Of Two Evils
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Still laugh at the Tina/Sarah mention when Queen Heifer decided to post Facebook on how she mad she was that this/that wasn't addressed not realizing it was limited to topics the first round. She is some kind of stupid, that one!
ReplyDeleteMargot Robbie Is The Perfect Ivanka Trump For ‘Celebrity Family Feud’ On ‘SNL’
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Robbie is MUCH prettier than Ivanka.
DeleteAnd this is from the RIGHT side!!!
ReplyDeleteNow… I would like to think of myself as somewhat of an expert on the abysmally small but psychotic mind of el Trumpo. And if there’s one thing I’ve noticed is that he can’t help but project his character flaws on others. He has a pattern of accusing people he hates of terrible things that later turn out to be true about him. So…. draw your own conclusions here…
http://therightscoop.com/trump-does-mocking-impression-of-hillary-collapsing-accuses-her-of-cheating-on-bill/
So did Palin, and still does, without clicking on the link.
DeleteThis was so hilarious I watched it 3 times today. It brought YUUUGE ratings - 9-10 million viewers.
ReplyDeleteDon't be mad Sarah that Tina Fey didn't appear. It's not about you anymore. Your act is tired, stale and yesterday's news. You did it to yourself with the help of your out of control thug children for that. : ) Blatant hypocrisy has gotten you nowhere just like that bridge. Bye, bye.
‘The Choice Is Clear’: Lebron James Endorses Hillary Clinton for President
ReplyDeleteI expected Donnie to be on twitter all night with evidence that he doesn’t have a mouth like a butt hole, like he sent out photos to all the newspapers to prove he doesn’t have little fingers.
ReplyDeleteThen again, maybe he is going to save it for the next debate.
Maybe the "golden toilet" was too much for him? Hah! Like the WHCD, he does NOT take any kind of criticism, even when satire, well.
DeleteYou can bet that his campaign was waiting for this one......
Can't get it in Canada. ☹️
ReplyDeleteIt's on the cbc website!
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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/30/which-group-of-people-does-trump-hate-the-most.html
ReplyDelete‘I understand why you can’t defend it because it’s indefensible!’ – Jake Tapper GRILLS Rudy Giuliani
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"“I see a straight line from the announcement of Sarah Palin as the vice-presidential nominee to what we see today in Donald Trump — the emergence of the Freedom Caucus, the Tea Party and the shift in the center of gravity for the Republican Party,” Obama told Jonathan Chait in a lengthy New York magazine interview."“They’re imagining the potential problems that arise, so it’s pretty hard for them to publicly say, ‘Obama’s a perfectly reasonable guy, but we just can’t work with him because our base thinks he’s the Antichrist,'”<wow
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Eight years ago, it was Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who played Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton to great laughs. Sarah has never gotten over the gag line, "I can see Russia from my house." She kept protesting that she didn't say it exactly that way. (What, a narrow maritime border with Russia gave her foreign policy experience? That's better?)
ReplyDeleteWhat's happened to Sarah Palin. Has anyone seen her around Wasilla or Alaska? And how about the newly weds who were so busy posting photos of their happy marriage and date night? Any news about them?
Who cares about them? If they've been given the gag order until this is over, more power to the GOP higher up hacks that got them to do so even though they claim to hate the "elite." Sure they do.
DeleteWhat POSes they are, and 'Murika buys it.
As sickening as plain old IGNORANCE is, here's something much worse:
ReplyDeleteA video clip going viral has two overweight women claiming they'd be alright with it if Trump called them fat pigs.
But then they go on to profess their faith that he is their Lord and Savior!
My first thought was that those two better hightail it for a basement, whenever the slightest thunderstorm comes their direction!
I hope Alec returns in the next month to further skewer Trump. He was absolutely spot on. And they would be remiss if they didn't use every opportunity to use Baldwin in that capacity if he is available and willing.
ReplyDeleteI only wish they had an opportunity to bring Trump/Baldwin and Palin/Fey together for any reason whatsoever.
Trump is a laughingstock and a punchline. He'll never be president. He'll never be respected. His "brand" is through. He's not only killed his business, but opened himself up to possible indictments for violations of several laws.