But now that he who must not be named has trademarked it, and spoiled it for everybody, I guess it's time to return to our roots and party like it's 3 AD all over again.
I mean sure I'll miss the tree, the presents, and the eggnog, but I am sure I will soon get used to the gambling, role playing, and of course heavy drinking that are Saturnalia traditions.
But just you watch, in no time at all this will just be another over commercialized holiday like all the rest.
Sarah Palin's Prescription for America': Fewer Selfies, More Fishies
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin has identified what's ailing this great nation of ours: It's a selfie epidemic.
"I want to see more young women holding a fish than holding their camera in front of a bathroom mirror doing a selfie,"
Yeah, like this?
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Willow looks so lovely there, doesn't she? Pursed lips, the ugliest sweater ever, and she had to write a post thanking her mother. Poor dear.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays, Willow! Hey, if you finish your schoolwork and get a real job, perhaps you could move out of the compound next year.
Gambling. Role playing? Careful, Trump's crew will co-opt yet another holiday. I mean, I'm sure he'll be wishing his Jewish friends Happy Hanukkah any day now. Sarah too. Or are they mad because Hanukkah started last night, when baby Jesus was supposedly born?
Anyway, IMers...have a glorious day no matter what you celebrate. 2017 is going to get interesting.
I don't get what Willow has to do with this.
ReplyDeleteThat little trumpkin n the picture above is Willow.
DeleteIf that doesn't look like a dictators picture I don't know what does.
ReplyDeleteI noticed the same thing, the photo looks like Hitler at first glance.
DeleteWillow's brow lift and injected lips haven't made her look any happier.
ReplyDeleteBut way to take Christ out of Christmas, you fucking little fake.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/12/how-hitler-and-the-nazis-took-christ-out-of-christmas/
ReplyDeleteValley Trash are Trumpkins?
ReplyDeleteWho knew?
http://www.salon.com/2016/12/24/jesus-christ-jewish-radical-or-bathrobe-republican-the-reason-for-the-season-remains-an-enigma-after-2000-years/
ReplyDeleteWell great news for you Gryphen, neither the tree, presents, or eggnog are XMas things, they were all pagan things ....enjoy!
ReplyDeleteWait, what?
DeleteWell that's good news.
Now I can light up the ole tree, open my presents, and then get lit myself on eggnog.
Mmmmmmm....rum and eggnog.
DeleteMerry Trump-ass everyone! Work to make Trump a less than one term president begins right after the New Year.
ReplyDeleteHave a happy Festivus! You know, that holiday for the restuvus.
ReplyDeleteTime for the feats of strength, something the orange puppet wouldn't be up for...
Way to go to cheer lead Trump. That sweater is offensive especially the dollar signs on it.
ReplyDelete>>That sweater is offensive especially the dollar signs on it.<<
DeleteHo Ho Ho! Palins oughtta know how that go!
May we all emulate the Palins and remember what the Season is about. Follow their lead and go serve some food to those who have no place to go.
ReplyDeleteAnd age just hit me. They've been serving food on Christmas for 11 years today.
Seems age hit you pretty hard. The above palin garbage sounds like serious dementia.
Delete@8:09, they should have been serving Track rehab for years, and Bristol should have been served birth control pills for the past 11 years.
DeleteFeeding the beater, the breeder, the braider, the pipster and the twig does not count as serving food to those who have no place to go.
DeleteYou even tell lies on xmas day. Go stalk somebody. Many people are saying that KK got an even bigger butt for xmas. Go try to find some pics.
Of course they have been serving food, to their family in the the hanger, which is easier to hose down.
DeleteJesus will get you for lying on Christmas.
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ReplyDeleteAnd a Glad Yule to you.
ReplyDeleteJust got back from my family's debauched Saturnalia holiday tradition in Vegas. Lot more fun than xmas, that's for sure although it takes about a week to recover :-)
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