Sunday, March 25, 2018

Conservative firebrand Tomi Lahren poses with gun toting yoga pants. The internet is not kind.

So she is so terrified of the world around her that she needs to be packing heat during yoga class?

Where are her classes held, Beirut?

Courtesy of Raw Story:

Oddly, Lahren’s packing pants appear to be part of a new athletic wear line aimed at women who like to bring guns with them to yoga. 

“Alexo” has the motto “Carry With Confidence” and makes pants that can hold a small pistol and a knife.

And here I thought pimping poop tea was the most pathetic thing I would see on the internet.

Speaking of the internet, it responded as you might imagine that it would.
Look this is America, so if Tomi Lahren wants to shoot herself in the vajayjay that is her right to do so.

However like most outspoken weapon toting dipshits you just know her gun is most likely to shoot and kill an innocent person, and since the people in her yoga class cannot be expected to do all of those complicated stretches covered in Kevlar, the bitch needs to leave her dangerous metal strap-on at home.

Besides how is she ever going to find a man (Or woman) to love her with a gun shoved in her cootchie?


  1. Anonymous11:14 AM

    "Tomi Lahren was mocked on social media for criticizing the student-organized movement against gun violence after she tweeted Saturday's march wasn't "for something.""
    “March FOR something, not just against everything.”

    'How is it possible you completely miss the point of absolutely everything, every time?'
    'Oh FOR fuck's sake, it's called #MarchFOROurLives'

    P.s. Me thinks she Likes a 'hot clip' ;-)

  2. Anonymous11:41 AM

    Oh that skinny little ammo "model" is so cute in her yoga pants with gun pointing to her eager and ready pussy. The guys just love that. Sexy and feisty. Hope she does not accidently shoot off her clitoris or something. Poor thang is just desperate for male attention.

  3. Anonymous12:07 PM

    When will Dakota Meyer #ownit #crushit #neverlookback #ownthedash?

    Can't wait to hear his podcast with Tomi Lahren.

    She is the replacement of the old school conservative women.

    Sarah and Bristol Palin will never manage a comeback.

    1. Anonymous12:36 PM

      Nor will Duhkota. Hope he has a fun 18 years; stupidity always comes with a sentence.

    2. Anonymous1:51 PM

      I hope The Don won't punish Tiffany..

      Mutiny! Tiffany Trump 'likes' her friend's Instagram photo of March For Our Lives poster promising the next 'massacre' will be of the GOP - while Jared Kushner's brother joins the protest with girlfriend Karlie Kloss

    3. Anonymous2:30 PM

      1:51>"The sudden route change came as more than 2,000 teens and adults protested in Palm Beach.
      According to the Sun Sentinel, the marchers gathered at Dreher Park Saturday afternoon before heading east towards Mar-a-Lago.
      Protestors stayed in the area for half-hour holding up signs and chanting. They then headed back to Dreher Park.
      The outlet reports that Trump's typical route from his golf club back to Mar-a-Lago goes directly past Dreher Park, which means if the president had stuck with his usual way home he would have driven past the thousands of demonstrators in Palm Beach.
      The White House has not said why the president avoided the area."

  4. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Maybe I'm old but I never got the whole selfie thing. "I'm so freaking hot," duck lips, the whole shebang. Just LOOK at me! I'd rather not.

    Like the gun ownership pic post below that Gryph chose. Are you kidding me? The only statement they're making is how foolish and immature they are.

  5. Anonymous12:13 PM

    Glass of water, Tomi? You're looking awfully thirsty.

  6. Dumb broad. Set guns are illegal. Anything crawls out of that cave alive prolly deserves our sympathy.

    1. Anonymous2:26 PM

      'The Taylor FUR Getter and Sure Shot'

  7. Her hair just screams, "I don't eat meat cuz I'm a vetrinarian." Bwahahahahahahahaha!

  8. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Lahren is just cheap porn for dumshits, she sells athletic wear. The NRA wants to sell guns anyway they can. Porn works when your target audience is Republican.

    What fool idiot would not drool with this Jezebel?

    Old manly men, like Dotard, can only get off with their blue pills, using bimbos, bully or romeo talk, guns. Weaklings. If they want votes, they need to do much better.

    The human beings at #March4OurLives didn't need words either, they have 6 minutes plus of silence and Emma. Powerful.

    1. Anonymous12:46 PM

      Isn’t it against the Bible to fap on Palm Sunday? Asking for a friend.

    2. Anonymous1:00 PM

      If you didn’t watch Emma Gonzalez’s 6:20 long speech at #MarchForOurLives today, please take the time to do so. If you did, please Retweet so the rest of the world can. @Emma4Change

    3. Anonymous1:01 PM

    4. Anonymous1:29 PM

      What we know about Emma Gonzalez, the fiercely outspoken teen who stunned America with her silence

  9. Anonymous12:42 PM

    Aside from stumping for the NRA why does she think her opinion matters? Is she a god? Really I mean someone explain the Faux news prototype to me.
    They remind me of the fembot characters on Micheal Meyer's Austin Powers movie.

  10. Anonymous12:48 PM

    I cannot stop laughing at this. Seriously??

  11. Anonymous12:55 PM

    oh, oh, oh! Tonight! On CBS! Stormy Daniels. Don't forget.
    Although none of us want to hear the details of Donald humping, and though we know he is corrupt it'll be interesting what he does in his morning tweets on the crapper.

    1. Anonymous2:04 PM

      It just might outdo the final episode of M*A*S*H in viewers! Her lawyer is not done either. "This is just the start."

    2. Anonymous3:33 PM

      One of the best parts is that Donald Trump must remain silent. It could happen, we'll see. It is already tormenting him not to be able to do his BS or bully routines.
      On his walk with the reporters yelling about 60 minutes, his mouth kept opening, with no words.

      His lawyer is also zipped. We'll see what he can say after this airs. They hope to make it secret with Federal Court. Meanwhile, they can say she owes $20 million.

      So far most people seem to believe her and would like to learn more about the business. The patterns of behavior we know so far indicate he is much more into the sex trade than he can admit. McDougal may think because she did not take the money he offered and he said 'love' and was nice that means that she was not another commodity arranged with The Trump Organization. It seems she traveled by sex, but she was 'in love' and could never see it as sex trafficking. Her only payments seem to come through travel expenses, room and board. Not a high end call girl for sure. Just very naive and stupid not to see and admit the obvious.

    3. Anonymous3:45 PM

      "The Stormy Daniels/Trump DVD is a remake of "_______".
      Here's a few that I came up with:
      "Beauty and the Beast", "Hotel", "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", "The Opposite of Sex", "Circus of Horrors", "The Decline of Western Civilization". Have fun!
      'Pride & Prejudice' 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'...

  12. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Poor Tomi.. thinks a weapon is a sex toy.

    1. Anonymous3:32 PM

      For her, it is. She's a sick dog.

  13. Anonymous12:59 PM

    Greg Mason · Wabash Valley College

    It's a special kind of immoral when Trump's being investigated for Treason, spends all his "re-election" funds to pay for his Attorneys, and still begs for more from his deluded supporters. And the fools give him money.

  14. Anonymous1:02 PM

    Yep, she is not going to age well with all that hate.
    Well missy flat backside?
    Where do you put your wmd when you have diarrhea? etc.
    When do you change clothes ,or do wear the same thing everywhere you go?
    What do you do when you fly?
    Where do keep extra bullets?
    How much does your gun weigh loaded?
    Haha haha. What a pathetic little person.Not the brightest bulb in the room eh?
    Get a real life Tommy!

  15. Anonymous2:17 PM

    It is a hell of a life to have to fit into a life choice of breast implants. It made McDougal sick. Now she is trying to be an old model who can help others with fitness and health.

    A former Playboy model had her breast implants removed after claiming they were making her sick.


  16. Anonymous2:21 PM

    I always knew pTOMaIne Leerin' was the type to fellate herself with an AR-15. Let's jsut hope it's loaded and she has a twitchy trigger finger.

  17. Hardly a natural blonde. Surprised she hasn't gotten herself fake blue contact lenses so she can go full Aryan.

    1. Anonymous3:35 PM

      So sorry that some people are born with blonde hair and blue eyes. I was. Guess that makes me the white devil automatically in the confused eyes of a social justice warrior eh?

    2. Anonymous3:35 PM

      Hell, their dear leader is a bleached blonde. It's like a prerequisite for that pack of mutts. I'm surprised Sarah hasn't joined in.

    3. Anonymous4:00 PM

      That's not even her hair, she has the cheapest extensions on the planet, I wouldn't be surprised if they were made of nylon they're that ugly up close.

    4. 3:35

      There's nothing wrong with blonde hair and blue eyes. My sister has them both....naturally.

      There's also nothing wrong with brown hair and brown eyes.

      I happen to believe you look best as God intended no matter the color of your hair. Mine is brown and naturally curly. I don't use rollers, irons, blow dryers or straighteners. I also don't dye it even though I'm going gray.

      I can't name one person that looks better for bleaching their hair.

      I do think the colors are fun but they are not meant to look like you were born a purple-head or green is your natural color. People with color also tend to switch it up periodically. In some way, the fake colors are more "real" than those trying to fake being a natural blonde.

      I just notice that the Nazis, Nationalists and White Supremacists are so obsessed with racial purity that they'll deny their own DNA tests and covet being blonde haired and blue eyed to the point of dyed hair and cosmetic contact lenses (which are quite dangerous.)

      Her eyebrows are so dark the blonde hair just makes the dyed hair look even more fake. But then a lot about her is fake. I see the extensions now.

  18. Anonymous3:29 PM

    A steal chastity belt would work better. Why tease with gun pointed at the prize. The eyebrows look abit off too.

  19. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Hey that dildo looks like a gun?

    1. Anonymous4:22 PM

      Haha bahaha. Your funny! ;)

  20. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, or for her gun.

    1. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Don Jr, is that you? She’d dump a drink in your face oh trailer park dweller.

    2. Anonymous5:52 PM

      Flat assed crackers for old crackers.

  21. Anonymous3:59 PM

    My fave comment was

    "So it's anal, then?"

    Tami is pathetic, everything she does has a sad edge of desperation to it. She tries so hard to be pretty and fails every time.

  22. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Unprotected Sex Matters.

    Is Trump suffering from untreated neurosyphilis? New details add steam to theory of his erratic behavior

  23. Anonymous5:00 PM

    If she destroyed that pussy with a gun it would be the best favor she could do to mankind.

  24. Anonymous5:11 PM

    Wouldn't it be easier and less painful if she just shaved?

  25. Anonymous8:49 PM


  26. Isn't this the young woman who still lives with Mom and Dad and is still on their insurance?


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