Monday, April 30, 2018

Kim Jong-un says that North Korea will shut down its nuclear weapons program if America promises not to invade.

Did that missile just crash into the ocean again?
Courtesy of the NYT: 

North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-un, told President Moon Jae-in of South Korea when they met that he would abandon his nuclear weapons if the United States would agree to formally end the Korean War and promise that it would not invade his country, a South Korean government spokesman said Sunday. 

In a faith-building gesture ahead of a summit meeting with President Trump, Mr. Kim also said he would invite experts and journalists from South Korea and the United States to watch the shutdown next month of his country’s only known underground nuclear test site. 

The comments by Mr. Kim were made on Friday when the leaders of the two Koreas met at Panmunjom, a village on their shared border, the spokesman, Yoon Young-chan, said on Sunday, providing additional details of the meeting. 

“I know the Americans are inherently disposed against us, but when they talk with us, they will see that I am not the kind of person who would shoot nuclear weapons to the south, over the Pacific or at the United States,” Mr. Kim told Mr. Moon, according to Mr. Yoon’s account of the meeting.

I'm sorry didn't he just fire missiles over Japan?

That's a little southish.

Besides the only reason that Jong-un is promising that he will not fire weapons at the United States is because his fucking missiles will not reach the United States.

And his promise to abandon his nuclear weapons program is most likely due to the fact that his testing site collapsed, and NOT because Trump scared him.

However the leader of North Korea has picked up on something that his former wives learned early on. If you shower Trump with praise ("Oh Donald it's the biggest I have ever seen.") he will give you whatever the fuck you want.

Essentially Kim Jong-un is playing Trump like a bloated orange tinted fiddle.


  1. Anonymous4:12 AM

    Its so sweet that NK and Russia wants to play nice. And the NRA Russian CONvention will allow guns, knifes, ammo and drones in the building when pence and trump are their giving their speech. Everything is so good in America today.

  2. Anonymous4:34 AM

    Yes, give *this* man the Nobel Prize! /s

    '“The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is DEAD as we know it,” Trump tweeted. “This was a total disaster and an embarrassment to our great Country and all that it stands for. FAKE NEWS is alive and well and beautifully represented on Saturday night!”'

    1. Anonymous5:36 AM

      Well yes, dear leader, the fake news was coming fast and furious out of Washington Township, MI Saturday night. How do you cram so many lies into so few words? How much did you pay those women and that one black man to stand and cheer your every utterance? And no Hispanics? No fake Muslims? Your advance team is slipping.

  3. Anonymous4:49 AM

    Is this a Stalin Hitler type pact?

  4. Anonymous4:50 AM

    I like when the big bad wolf said to media, you profited, wrote books, benefited from the monster that you help create. And msnbs mika and morning blow did not like that. And the perfect last name goes to Kelly ann CONway. And poor little crooked sara hucklesuck the Arkansas lie liner with fact based smokey eyes.

    1. Anonymous5:37 AM

      I know. Priceless. Methinks he doth protest WAY too much! If he has nothing to hide, what is he hiding?

    2. Anonymous5:49 AM

      Awwwww....the lovebirds took offense? Well, I used to watch them back then ans they most certainly DID. Take responsibility or STFU!

  5. Anonymous5:27 AM

    What a fat pig.

    1. Anonymous7:04 AM

      Yeah,both of them. Kim and Dump. Both obese boars living off the backs of the poor.

  6. Anonymous6:09 AM

    Is Trump Capable Of Realism On North Korea?

    ...Let’s get a grip and take a hard look at each of these risks. If a Korean peace process does move forward, history may give Trump a bit of credit for the use of nuclear bluster that suggested to Kim that Trump might be even crazier than Kim is. But it’s mainly other stars that are in rare alignment for a possible deal.

  7. Anonymous8:28 AM

    True-a·nal·y·sis going forward^

  8. Anonymous8:34 AM

    Sure. Great. Didn't some guy named Chamberlain get a piece of paper signed by some guy named Hitler saying the same thing? Look how well THAT worked out.
    Once a mad man always a ad man and Kim certainly qualifies as a murdering maniac from all sides.

  9. Anonymous9:44 AM

    OMG (and I say that as a staunch, militantly vehement atheist). My first thought on reading Kim Jong Un's offer to shut down his nuclear weapons program if America promises not to invade, was "No! No You can't trust Trump's word. Don't be stupid!"

    Again, I say, OMG! What the hell? I'm so sure that Trump will always do exactly what he promises NOT to do, I feel the need to warn a pos, slaughtering dictator to be careful not to trust Trump?

    America really sucks lately. And it's just getting worse.


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