Alvin Greene's bizarre and confusing campaign comes to an odd and confusing end.

Yeah I know that Alvin's elevator does not quite make it to the top floor but I still think he would have been better for South Carolina than Jim Demint.

At least Mr. Greene is not an arrogant homophobic misogynist.

South Carolina Senate candidate Alvin Greene gives his first press campaign speech. And yes it is just as bad as you fear it will be.

They need to find the jackasses who put this poor guy up to this and take them out and horsewhip them.

CNN has more.

Mysterious South Carolina Senate candidate Alvin Green has an idea to stimulate the economy. Make action figures that look just like him...no joke.

Greene told The Guardian's Ed Pilkington in a story posted on their website Tuesday that his "out of the box" solution is "not a joke."

Speaking with Pilkington, Greene said, "Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an Army uniform, Air Force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids."

Greene went on to say, "That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke."

Uh...WTF?

Too bad this guy is a Democrat or we would have the perfect running mate for Sarah Palin's 2012 campaign.

Dumber and Dumbest!

Maybe we can talk him into switching sides?  It might even sweeten the deal if he knew that Sarah Palin already had her own set of action dolls.