Police arrest man planning to dognap President Obama's dog Bo.

Courtesy of NBC News:

A North Dakota man was arrested after Washington, D.C., police investigated him on a tip that he traveled to the nation's capital to abduct Bo, one of the Obamas' two dogs, authorities said. 

Scott Stockert was set to appear in D.C. Superior Court on Friday on firearms charges for Wednesday's incident at a Hampton Inn near the Washington Convention Center. 

An officer responding to a tip from the Secret Service tracked down Stockert at the downtown D.C. hotel. He admitted that he had a shotgun and a rifle in his pickup truck, both unloaded, along with ammunition for the weapons, according to a police report. 

It's illegal to possess unregistered firearms in D.C. 

The report said police also found a machete and a billy club.

A machete? Just WTF was this asshole planning to do to this innocent animal?

Look angry political rhetoric, nasty tweets, and unfounded allegations against the First Family are one thing, but people need to leave the pets out of it.

As it turns out this Scott Strockert fellow, believes he is the illegitimate son of John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, or Jesus Christ depending on which day of the week it is, so clearly he is not playing with a full deck.

Of course that did not keep him from getting his hands on firearms, and a fucking machete, now did it?

President Obama proves he hates white people by getting yet ANOTHER black dog. Oh and he named it after an Islamic religious faction as well. The Horror!

Cute dog right?

Wrong! Not if you are a crazed Right Wing racist it's not.

This from the Daily Caller: 

“A Portuguese Water Dog can range in cost wildly. On average, one will pay between $1,400 and $2,000. President Barack Obama has this breed of animal,” according to an answer on Ask.com. 

With the addition of Sunny, the Obamas now have two black Portuguese water dogs. 

The Obamas do not have any white dogs. 

Can't argue with that. Clearly the new dog Sunny, is black. Completely black.

Unlike Bo who had a little white on his paws this new dog is clearly a member in good standing of the Black Panthers. 

And as if THAT were not enough (And seriously how could it not be?) the dog's name is also clearly an homage to the President's secret handlers, the Muslim Brotherhood.

This courtesy of the Atlantic Wire:

Sunny? That sounds sort of close to Sunni, as in the branch of Islam, the religion some conspiracy theorists think President Obama adheres to.

So there you have it. The President's new dog is an all black Islamist Fundamentalist who was probably brought in to help the President establish Sharia law and undermine the Constitution.

 And that makes perfect sense. If you are a crazy person.

Final photo of the day.

"You still trust me, right Bo?"

I want to make it clear that I am still on the President's side. I really am.

However I would not be a good liberal, a good skeptic, or even a good American if I did not question the reasons behind this NSA data mining and ask for explanations as to why they were so sloppy in outsourcing the job to an organization that would hire a gentleman like Edward Snowden.

I both respect and admire President Obama, and I STILL think he will go down in history as one of the best president's ever.

That being said I have never been accused of blind devotion to anybody. (Okay well to be honest I HAVE been accused of that before, but that was just by trolls trying to start trouble. Not by anybody whose opinion really matters.)

Photo courtesy of the official White House twitter account.