Costco labels Bible as fiction. Cue the Christian outrage!

Courtesy of Fox News:  

What do the Bible, "The Hunger Games" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" have in common? All three are works of fiction, according to the booksellers at Costco. 

Pastor Caleb Kaltenbach made that shocking discovery last Friday as he was shopping for a present for his wife at a Costco in Simi Valley, Calif. 

“All the Bibles were labeled as fiction,” the pastor told me. “It seemed bizarre to me.” 

Kaltenbach is the lead pastor at Discovery Church, a non-denominational Christian congregation in southern California. 

He thought there must be some sort of mistake so he scoured the shelf for other Bibles. Every copy was plastered with a sticker that read, “$14.99 Fiction.”

Uh oh somebody needs to tell Sarah Palin about this. If she can get out a ghostwritten Facebook post on this in a hurry, she might be able to knock her book perhaps ten more slots down in the Amazon rating system before the end of the day.

Personally I have to really question the intelligence of anybody who reads the Bible and believes that it is literally a factual account of events that took place in the past.

Of course it's fiction, the only question remaining should be is is good fiction or bad?

I vote for the latter.

The two Chucks are pissy that the local stores keep hiding their book from the customers. I call THAT a public service!

The Palin fairy tale troll let this slip, and I thought it was worth sharing (Warning link goes to Chuck Jr's blog.):  

Speaking of finding the book, Dad is on another mission to get it front and center after finding out that it has been deliberately buried in the local Costco and other stores. I said something about it to Sarah this morning and she told me she went through exactly the same thing with Going Rogue, and America by Heart. She said that we shouldn’t drive ourselves crazy trying to make these stores do the right thing… the word will get out. We’re obviously not Sarah, but she always seems to give us great advice… so we’ll try to relax.

You know what the Palin/Heaths fail to recognize is that they are quite literally despised by many of the people in Alaska, and yes even in Wasilla. So the idea that their book is being "buried" should come as no surprise.

A couple of years ago Dennis and I interviewed people in and around Wasilla for one of the national gossip sites (I can't remember which one right now. Possibly TMZ.) and we were sort of shocked at the number of people who simply despised Sarah. Though literally NONE were willing to say so on camera.

Never forget that during the 2008 election we Alaskans were the ones shouting out to anybody who would listen that the woman was a nut-job and that they needed to keep her as far from the White House as humanly possible.

Fortunately for all of us our voices were heard and, perhaps even more importantly, people also paid attention to the crap falling out of the Tundra Turd's mouth as well.

Perhaps it is JUST NOW dawning on these grifters that the jig is up, and that nobody wants to read their family mythological mooseshit anymore. Of course that probably won't stop them, after all what else can they do these days to make money?