I am sorry but in this "situation" I think Bristol should have listened to the Situation.
I believe it is not often that the Situation is the most intelligent person in a conversation, but in this one he was not only on the side of logic he was also doing the job that Bristol's mother failed to do back when she really needed the advice.
Now I fear it is much too late to do "B. Palin" any good.
Update: Speaking of abstinence my friend Ozmud has taken that photo of Bristol from last night's visit to the Cheesecake Factory and lightened it up a little. Take a good look and tell me if that is the result of too much cheesecake or from not following the Situation's advice.
After you look at this, and tell me what you think, please do me a favor and head on over to OzMud and read her commentary. She has much more to say on the topic.
