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A federal grand jury has indicted an Ohio man on charges of trying to poison House Speaker John Boehner.
Michael Hoyt of Deer Park called 911 in October and told dispatchers that he had wanted to poison Boehner, R-Ohio, at the Wetherington Country Club in West Chester, where Hoyt was a bartender, according to court documents. Hoyt was indicted Jan. 7.
Officers from the Deer Park Police Department met with Hoyt, who told officers that he was Jesus Christ and was going to kill Boehner because the speaker was "mean" to him at the country club. Hoyt then told officers that he had a gun, and he planned to shoot Boehner and take off, according to the documents.
Hoyt was voluntarily taken to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center for a psychiatric evaluation at the time.
The man also stated that he thought John Boehner is the devil, which I have to admit makes sense. I mean I don't personally believe in the devil but if I did he would look almost exactly like John Boehner.
The bartender also believes that Boehner is responsible for the Ebola virus.
First I want to say that this is a horrible situation and I am glad they caught this guy before he harmed one hair on Speaker Boehner's giant orange head.
Having said that I also think that this would have been the perfect crime.
After all who has more contact with John Boehner than his bartender?
Okay well maybe the attendant at the tanning salon, but the bartender is definitely a close second.
Maybe Congress should launch an investigation. You know just to be sure that John Boehner is NOT the devil. Couldn't hurt.
