Mitt Romney's "A Promise of America" or, as it will be known from this day forward, "A Whiter Shade of Pale."

"Americans are tired of being tired. To all of the thousands of good and decent Americans I've met, who want nothing more than a better chance, a fighting chance, hold on a little longer. A better America begins tonight."

Yes a better America that apparently is ONLY filled with white folks.

Here's a fun game.  It's called find the brown people.

Give up? Well don't feel bad, there aren't any!

You see in Mitt Romney's version of a "better America" there are no more darkies taking the "good and decent American's" jobs.  And there is certainly NO black man sitting in the nation's WHITE House.

In other words America is back in the hands of its native population, the white people who killed the Indians for it.  Just like the Caucasian, blue eyed Jesus always intended.

"Vote Mitt Romney! Because pigmentation and patriotism simply do NOT go together!"

(H/T to the Daily Kos and Ego Trip Land.)