“You wish you were being f*cked by me.” New Jersey Councilman Richard Jassterzbski may be the new face of the Republican party.

Courtesy of Raw Story: 

GOP Councilman Richard Jassterzbski has been accused of harassment after yelling at and berating Susan Enderly-Peracchio, a Passaic County Regular Republican Organization employee. 

“You wish you were being f*cked by me,” Jasterzbski said, according to a video filmed by Enderly-Peracchio’s daughter. “You don’t have to worry about me penetrating you at all. You wanted fair and square and you should have been satisfied with that, but you stood there and you let them corrupt the system of political process.” 

Jassterzbski said he will not apologize to Enderly-Peracchio. 

“I give the same amount of respect to anyone and I deserve the same amount of respect back,” he said. “I will defend myself and defend the voters and residents of the 1st Ward, as I have for the last 3-and-a-half years.”

Damn it just goes on and on doesn't it?

Here is a little context courtesy of Wayne Patch:

A police report on the incident states that Enderly-Peracchio was at the facility filing paperwork with her daughter, Taylor, when Jasterzbski entered and was "yelling and cursing at her as he approached." He accused her of taking a candidate's sign out of the headquarters' front window, the report said. 

Enderly-Peracchio said she was concerned for her safety while he was yelling in her face, the report states. 

"She believed she was going to strike her or her daughter during the incident," the police report states. 

Enderly-Peracchio's other daughter, Danielle, arrived and approached Jasterzbski and pulled his arm and moved him away from her mother, police reported.

Jasterzbski reportedly yelled at Enderly-Peracchio in the past about other issues, but she did not report the incidents to the police, according to the report.

Just another day in Donald Trump's America kids. 

City council member sworn in wearing colander to honor the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You know he boiled for your sins.

Mr. Schaeffer has clearly been touched by His noodly appendage.

Courtesy of the Observer:  

A unique style of headwear was present during newly-seated Pomfret Town Council member Christopher Schaeffer's oath of office Thursday afternoon, but it wasn't intended to keep his head warm. 

Schaeffer wore a colander (a strainer typically used to drain water from spaghetti) while Town Clerk Allison Dispense administered the oath of office to him before the board's reorganizational meeting. When the OBSERVER asked afterward why he wore a colander on his head, Schaeffer said he was a minister with an even more unique organization - the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. 

"It's just a statement about religious freedom," he said. "It's a religion without any dogma."

Okay can I say how much I am loving 2014 so far?

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