Saturday, August 09, 2014

President of Baptist conference in Missouri arrested for attempting to arrange to have sex with a dog. That's right, a dog.

Courtesy of Raw Story:

The president and CEO of a Missouri Baptist conference center is out of a job after a sheriff’s Cyber Crimes Task Force arrested him for allegedly arranging to have sex with a dog after posting an ad on Craigslist . 

Jerald “Jerry” Hill, 56, of Camden County was arrested on Aug. 5th after setting up a meeting with an undercover officer for the purpose of having sex with a dog, according to the Columbia Daily Tribune. 

According to Boone County sheriff’s Detective Tracy Perkins, her office received a tip that someone was seeking sex with a dog or other type of animal — which she did not specify — on Craigslist. An undercover officer exchanged emails with Hill offering a dog for sex. Subsequently, Hill was taken into custody in Columbia, MO., when he arrived anticipating a sexual tryst.

You know correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the religious types always claiming that it is gay marriage that will lead to bestiality?

I am sure that the man will blame the devil for enticing him into such an unholy predicament. They always do. 

And speaking of that in other news a teen child molester has blamed a demon named "Luke" for HIS indiscretions:

An accused child molester from Oklahoma is claiming that a demon named Luke forced him to commit disturbing sexual acts against children. 

Matthew Lane Durham, 19, faces life in prison for allegedly raping and molesting up to 10 Kenyan orphans during a missionary trip to the Upendo Children's Home near Nairobi between April and June of this year. 

In oral and written statements, the Edmond teen allegedly confessed that he spanked, caressed, and engaged in sex acts with young girls and boys at the orphanage. He also wrote that he would force the children to watch while he touched himself . 

In chilling text messages between Durham and unnamed friends, obtained by KFOR, the teen reveals that he believes he’s a victim of demonic possession. 

Blaming demonic possession for your sexual perversions does not help you to logically deal with them, and expecting more prayer or reading of the Bible to rid you of your impulses is a recipe for disaster.

When will people learn that you cannot pray away inappropriate sexual urges, and instead must seek professional help?


  1. Anonymous9:08 AM


    1. Anonymous9:30 AM

      Wasn't there a GOP Gov who said his "GF was his horse"? And that was accepted??? I guess THAT is ok b/c it is not sex with a woman? However what is truly sick is as with Children it is against the animals will. They can't say NO just like Children can't. It is abuse of the highest order. And SICk...YOU BETCHa!

  2. Anonymous9:09 AM

    Wonkette had a field day with this yesterday with people guessing what at the second unidentified animal might have been. Onward christians soldiers...

  3. Their god works in mysteeeeeeerious ways. Thank dog i am a dyslexic atheist. Pray that 'gey' away you dumbfucks.


  4. Anonymous9:30 AM

    But the Li'l Baby Jeebus is gonna forgive him so it's all okay, right?

  5. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Sick SOB. Castrate him!

    1. Anonymous9:46 AM

      Anonymous9:37 AM

      Sick SOB. Castrate him!
      SECOND THAT!!!

    2. Anita Winecooler5:54 PM

      Hey, Joni, you missed one pig!

  6. I live in Missouri and have been subscribed to your blog for a little while now. " How does someone from Alaska find crazy news about Missouri before I even see it?" Keep it up. Scotty

  7. Anonymous10:28 AM

    I wonder what Rick Santorum would have to say about this...

    1. Anonymous3:55 PM

      Santorum: "I've got the next round with Fido, unless you've fallen in love and want to have a man-dog marriage, el Rushbo."

      El Rushbo: Hey Frothy Mix. You're so funny that I shit myself, too. Again. Hey man, u ever been to the Dominican Republic?"

  8. Anonymous10:35 AM

    O/T with apologies.

    To follow up on yesterday's post about the young black man killed in the Beavercreek Walmart by cops - the local coroner has ruled his death a homicide. And today a group of (what I could see) all-white folks protested the police outside the Walmart. A small glimmer of hope for justice.

  9. Seriously?? Sex with a dog!!!

    Wait....Craigslist is still around?

    Who knew!

    I mean look at em y'all....who else would have sex with this shit stain but some poor defenseless pooch!

    Thank heavens for law enforcement trolling Craigslist...Lassie was saved from this fool! LOL!!

    1. Balzafiar11:39 AM

      Hey Gina, the article didn't specify the gender so it may have been Lassie's brother.

      And yes, I do know Lassie was actually a male dog.

    2. Balzafiar11:39 AM
      And yes, I do know Lassie was actually a male dog.


      I didn't know that...I wonder if the dog rapist cared whether the dog was male or female...I guess we'll never know.

      Thank "Dog"! LOL!!

    3. Anonymous3:56 PM


    4. Anonymous4:05 PM

      People always talk about Craigslist but I never even knew what Craigslist was until today! Hide your dogs!

    5. Anita Winecooler6:01 PM

      Craigslist has a lot of great stuff, it's a shame it get's a bad reputation because of sickos like this.
      When Sarah was doing the book tour, some folks scribbled on the front page in Sharpie, and sold it as a collectors item (I hear). Some people made a fortune (I hear). I, of course, would NEVER do that, it's against the law (i hear).

  10. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Sick! Sick! Sick! And they call themselves Christians...Lord have mercy!!!

  11. Anonymous11:41 AM

    And I thought faking the birth of a Down Syndrome kid to feed ones narcissism was twisted. This is a whole new dimension of fucked in the head disease.

  12. Anonymous1:21 PM

    This dog whisperer is really from Roach MO! As is the Baptist center where he used to minister!

  13. Anonymous4:37 PM

    Sing along now "Jesus Loves the little Puppies, all the Puppies of the World"...

  14. Anita Winecooler6:11 PM

    I can see the catholic pedophile priests saying "What a sick thing to do, that's just aweful!" or "Hey, why didn't WE think of that?" I hope the dog gets all the therapy, love and treats people can give it, and it's my fervent hope that he doesn't become a Baptist minister after being forced to have sex with one.

    The child molester is even sicker than I thought. Blaming demonic possession for his actions isn't going to go over too well with the jury and I doubt any judge would buy that line of defense. Hard to blame demons when you are one of the worst kind.

  15. Anonymous9:47 PM

    OT but a reminder about predators: a teen I know met a guy on Facebook who quickly convinced her of his love . His love consisted of luring her to drug her with crystyl meth , alcohol and possibly date rape drug (she has little recall what happened over 36 hours) in two flop houses. Someone told her she tried to commit suicide by drowning herself in a toilet so they stopped her. The police said the next step is to turn the girls into prostitutes. This predator is 17, well known to the police but they claim they have nothing to arrest him on.

    Please remind friends and family that sexual predators are every where including Facebook. This can happen to teens from stable homes as well as at risk kids.

  16. Did the article say whether the guy already owned a dog and was looking for some variety?

    Sorry, I guess all the articles about men cheating on their wives just led me to speculate.

  17. Anonymous4:42 PM

    He is sick, sick, sick. And yes, he owes two little dogs. Sadly, he is a member of my family, although we no longer speak.


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