Man is diagnosed with incurable lung cancer. Man, faced with crushing medical expenses that his insurance won’t cover, turns to cooking methamphetamine and builds himself a drug empire. Man buys a hat, yells at his handsome partner a lot and uses hydrofluoric acid to dissolve a bunch of dead bodies in plastic bins.
“Breaking Bad”: Only in America!
No, seriously.
By the way let me just thank all of you Breaking Bad fans for constantly pimping your show in the comments section.
After I read about a dozen or more comments telling me how great it was, and after my friend Dennis Zaki started giving me crap for not watching it, I noticed that suddenly all five seasons were available on Netflix.
This was my tweet:
I just found Breaking Bad on Netflix and started watching it. There are 54 episodes. I have made a terrible mistake.After that I spent every free moment watching the show from the first season all the way through until the fifth season.
— Gryphen 2009 (@Gryphen2009) August 25, 2013
It took me over two weeks, but I caught up. So tonight is only my SECOND night of watching a new episode on the night it is initially broadcast.
And I can hardly wait.
So thanks a lot for getting me hooked on a show that used up all of my free time, and made me late handing in work related paperwork on two different occasions. Bitches.
(Just so you know, I am NEVER late.)