Showing posts with label irritating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irritating. Show all posts

Friday, July 08, 2016

Even her new husband is tired of Bristol Palin's duck face.

A video posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on
Courtesy of the Daily Mail: 

In the video, Bristol can be seen puckering her lips as she sits and waits for her husband to react, however, his response may not have been the one she was looking for. 

'Stop,' he mumbles at her in an unimpressed tone. 'I'm not smiling for your stupid, f*****g a** lips.'

'Duck lips are an example that the world has no chance!!! @bsmp2 #waronducklips #stopyouwifefromthiscraziness,' Dakota captioned the playful clip. 

Yep it appears that Dakota is finally getting to see up close and personal why so many people are disgusted with the Palins.

I have to wonder if he will get fed up and make a run for the border before his mother-in-law gets the chance to show him off at the Republican convention in Cleveland.

He better hurry because it appears that his new wife is determined to drain his back account by dragging the Johnstons back to court yet again for a hearing in yet another attempt to shut me up:

06/29/2016  Request for Hearing (Pwk only) 

Attorney: Colbo, Kimberlee (9211072) 
Bristol Palin (Plaintiff); 
Case Motion #25: 
Motion to Show Cause 

07/05/2016  Notice of Filing Signed Affidavit (PPK ONLY) 
Kimberlee Colbo (Attorney) on behalf of Bristol Palin (Plaintiff)

The hearing is scheduled for July 14th. Gee, I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.

Oh well perhaps I and my handy camera crew will just show up anyway.

I know some media outlets who are just dying for shots like that.

BTW for those who keep incessantly asking about my next post about the Johnstons, you should know that it is already written but that with so much breaking news I am unwilling to post something that will suck up all of the attention for an entire news cycle.

For one thing those stories are not time sensitive so they can be put on hold until there is a lull in the constant barrage of terrible and terrifying events.

And for another, well for another you can see that I may soon have even more to write about.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

100 things you can say to irritate a Republican.

Courtesy of Addicting Info:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance. 

2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free. 

3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy. 

4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors. 

5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it. 

6. The Founding Fathers were liberals. 

7. Fascism is a right-wing trait. 

 8. Sarah Palin is an idiot. 

9. The Earth is round. 

10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President. 

11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California. 

12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency. 

13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control. 

14. Global warming is real. 

15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.

16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget? 

17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists. 

18. Paying taxes is patriotic. 

19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880. 

20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.

You know my favorite thing to say, and I don't think I saw it on the list, is "President Barack Obama is our President."

That drives them CRAZY!

P.S. There are 80 more examples. Just click the link at the top to read them all.

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Canadians pick "The most irritating people of 2010." Hey look! Sarah won another contest!

From the Globe and Mail:

1. The Palins

Are they Alaskan hillbillies or down-to-earth folks with values grounded in old-fashioned virtues and experiences? Who cares what they are. Enough already. Sarah Palin traipsed through this nightmare of a TV year, squawking about this and that, like a fame-seeking reality-TV contestant afraid of being forgotten. And then daughter Bristol on Dancing With the Stars, awkwardly hoisting herself toward the saddest sort of entertainment fame. Do you get the feeling it will all end in tears? The sooner, the better.

As has been pointed out by others, it has become abundantly clear that the real reason that Sarah Palin decided to do a reality show was in this totally transparent attempt to address every single one of her pet peeves about the media coverage she has received.

She has shooed boys away from her daughter's room to show that Levi CERTAINLY was not having sex with Bristol right under her nose. (However the boy's familiarity with the Palin home and his dismissal of Sarah's warnings, suggest that he has been in the home unsupervised numerous times before.)

She has referenced the ability to see  Russia from Alaska in a joking manner to prove that SHE is in on, and not the butt of, the joke. (Of course ignoring the real revelation during Couric's interview, which is that Palin completely lacked any foreign relations experience and desperately used Alaska's proximity to Russia to cover that fact. And clearly expected that to suffice.)

She has repeatedly gone out of her way to point out that the oppressive presence of Joe McGinniss upset her family, and kept them from enjoying their usual summer activities. (Apparently forcing them instead to play tourist in their own state for millions of TLC dollars. The poor thing!)

She has taken great pains to show the world that she CAN use a gun and DOES go hunting, in order to prove that Levi Johnston was "just making things up" in his Vanity Fair article. (Of course all that she has done, based on her clumsiness and discomfort with the firearm, is to PROVE to real hunters, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that young Mr. Johnston was indeed speaking the truth.)

And if all of that were not bad enough, Palin then forces her daughter to go on DWTS in an attempt to put rumors of a pregnancy to rest. And we all know how THAT worked out.




Instead the whole world was suddenly watching as, for the first time ever, a contestant on DWTS continued to balloon in size despite the rigorous practice schedule.

The Grizzled Mama has shown a bizarre and self destructive ability to take rumor and innuendo, highlight them, and then convince everyone, even those not aware of them, that they are based in fact.

She also does the same thing concerning the babygate rumors.  Think about it, WHO brings that story to national attention more than Palin herself? 

Nobody. 

I only WISH I could reach as many people with the questions surrounding Trig's birth as Palin can. (Of course I am certain I have reached far more people than Palin has been made aware of.) You just know that when Palin brings up the controversy of Trig's birth story on national television that numerous people, who have never even heard of it, fire up their Google and start researching just what in the hell she is talking about. (Thanks?)

Those are the signs of somebody with a very definite and destructive personality disorder, and Palin has done her level best to put a spotlight on it for the entire country to see.

When many of you ask me how I am so sure that  Palin will never be elected President, my response to you is that the reason I know she can't is because she is up against a very powerful opponent.  And that opponent, who is working her ass off to keep Sarah Palin from being electable, is Sarah Palin.  All that the media, and the bloggers, have to do is provide her the ammunition. She is virtually guaranteed to shoot herself in the foot with it.

You know I was talking to somebody just the other day, and they mentioned that if anybody were to write a movie script with this many convoluted plot points, it would NEVER sell.  It would in fact be considered to unrealistic and bizarre for the average movie going audience to accept.  And yet it is the very real story of Sarah Palin.

And that is why she still draws so much attention.  She believes, and is told by her sycophants, that she is being admired, but in reality people are staring at her in shocked disbelief.