Showing posts with label membership. Show all posts
Showing posts with label membership. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Okay calm down everybody the new 2015 SarahPAC membership cards are finally in. I knew you were worried.

Oh God they're so..so...plain and uninspiring. Just like Palin herself.

Perfect!

Oh and there's also a letter from Tim Crawford the treasurer:  

Dear [DONOR], 

On behalf of Governor Sarah Palin, I am pleased to present you with your personal “2015 SarahPAC Membership Card.” 

As you take hold of your card, let me just say once again how grateful Gov. Palin and our entire SarahPAC team are for your faithfulness and generosity – we couldn’t do it without you! 

With your support and Gov. Palin’s leadership, the SarahPAC team once again made a big difference in 2014, playing a critical role in helping elect several key conservatives heading to Washington! 

As we now work to hold this new Repub1ican majority accountable… 

… and as we head into this next election cycle when America will elect a new President and control of Congress will again be at stake… 

… and as Gov. Palin considers whether her future includes another run for political office… 

… I need to know if Gov. Palin and SarahPAC can continue to count on your support in 2015. 

Or put another way, [DONOR], I need to know if you are are still on board “Team Sarah.” Will you continue to support Gov. Palin and SarahPAC as she weighs her political future and continues providing critical assistance to conservative candidates? 

Can I count on you today to renew your support for 2015 by making an immediate contribution of $100, $150, $200 or even more today? Every single dollar will make a difference for Gov. Palin and SarahPAC! 

Sincere1y, 

Tim Crawford 

Treasurer, Sarah Palin’s “SarahPAC” 

P.S. [DONOR], thank you again for your amazing support for Gov. Palin. I hope you enjoy your 2015 SarahPAC Membership Card!

Yes remember how big Sarah Palin's impact was on the 2014 elections, in that she did not have one?

Does anybody else detect that aroma of desperation? Or is that just me?

I look forward to seeing the newest SarahPAC filings when they come out. Somehow I imagine that they will contain the lowest contributions yet.

P.S. By the way yes I realize that the person who wrote this used the number "1" several times in the place of the letter "l." I don't know why that was unless they were just a horrible typist, or it is some kind of secret code that only paint chip eaters can understand.

I think I will go with the first one.

P.P.S. I should also let you know that the link at the top goes to the website US for Palin. So click it at your own risk.