Showing posts with label orangutan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label orangutan. Show all posts

Monday, January 26, 2015

Donald Trump is confident he could have beaten Barack Obama in 2012, and he's confident because he's an idiot.

Courtesy of USA Today:  

Donald Trump is aggressively pushing himself back onto the Iowa stage as presidential material. 

In a sit-down interview with The Des Moines Register, he said the two presumed GOP frontrunners, Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush, are doomed to lose — and he expressed regret that he hadn't run himself in 2012. 

Trump said he should be in the White House right now. "I was leading in every poll. ... I regret that I didn't stay in," he said in an interview before a private dinner at the Stine Barn in West Des Moines. 

"I would've won the race against (President Barack) Obama. He would've been easy. Hillary (Clinton) is tougher to beat than Obama, but Hillary is very beatable."

I think it would be virtually impossible to locate another human being on earth as full of shit as Donald Trump. 

First off we know that Trump will NEVER run due to the need for financial disclosures to which he would never agree.

And second if he did run he would get his ass handed to him right out of the gate by even such non-starters as Mike Huckabee, Rick Perry, and Ted Cruz.

However allowing our imaginations to run free could you even imagine how easily this bloviating asshole would be crushed by Hillary Clinton, not to mention President "Shaft" Obama?

Besides as Bill Maher has repeatedly pointed out the guy is very likely part orangutan. 

Separated at birth?
I mean I am all progressive and everything but we simply cannot elect a creature who throws their feces at people all of the time. Or an orangutan for that matter.