You can almost feel her cringe.

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If Donald Trump starts going after Hillary because of Bill's affairs, I would love to see a reporter ask him on camera about his clearly unhealthy relationship with his daughter.

Because any man who proclaims to everyone that he wants to have sex with his daughter really needs to be asked about that.

This is just for my male IM visitors.

Yeah we've all been there.

I actually got jumped in a bathroom when I was in elementary school (The very first time I ever used my new martial arts skills in a fight) and to THIS DAY if somebody walks up behind me my bladder shuts down like somebody just flipped a switch.

My second wife used to like to have conversations with me while I was using the restroom, I would try to wait politely, but she wouldn't take the hint. So eventually I would get frustrated, at which point I would yell "there will be no peeing until the talking had come to an end!"

Don't worry about leaving Alaska for the tropics, apparently the tropics decided to head north.

Courtesy of the Washington Post: 

A searing dome of heat has laid itself out over interior Alaska, pushing temperatures to all-time records in several locations. 

The core of heat was lodged over south central Alaska where the mercury spiked into the mid-90s Monday, nearly 30 degrees above average and warmer than anywhere east of the Mississippi in the contiguous U.S. 

Even Alaskan coastal areas where stifling (by their standards). Valdez and Cordova both established new all-time record highs, climbing to 90 degrees.

This is essentially ALL anybody in Alaska is talking about these days.

There is a reason that I will never leave Alaska, and that because I am extremely acclimated to the conditions up here and if I go any place where the temperatures reach the high 70's or 80's I am fucking miserable!

I have every fan in the house on, as well as the internal air (We don't have air conditioning), and I am still sweating like Sarah Palin spotting Katie Couric headed her way..

Having the temperature in the 90's in Southcentral Alaska is completely unheard of, and to be honest it has a lot of us wishing that winter would hurry up and return.

Yesterday was the first time in a week that the weather was bearable due to some clouds that rolled in, but the forecast predicts sunny weather for many more days to come.

Now if you will excuse me I have to go wring out my boxer shorts. Again!