Donald Trump has a special red button on his desk to summon an emergency Coca Cola.

Courtesy of Mother Jones:  

A man accustomed to wealth and its trappings, Trump has embraced life in the Executive Mansion, often regaling guests with trivia about the historic decor. With the push of a red button placed on the Resolute Desk that presidents have used for decades, a White House butler soon arrived with a Coke for the president.

You know some president's had an emergency hotline to other world leaders.

But this idiot has a button specially designed for emergency thirst quenching.

Oddly enough Trump has had a rather long love/hate relationship with Coke.

Actually he should have stopped.

Do you remember back when we had a president who did not have to spread bear grease on his ass in order to slide into his pants?

My daughter wanted me to nag all of you with this list.

This is probably the biggest argument we have in our house right now.

My daughter is heavily against Monsanto products and anti-GMO.  And if I forget to check a label before bringing home the groceries, she starts with the lectures.

Actually to be honest my house has very few of the items listed above.

I do have an old box of Bisquick, some Heinz ketchup, and one lone box of Kraft macaroni and cheese. But other than that I am Monsanto free.

How about you?