So Donald Trump is even being mocked on Craigslist.

omg, someone put up a Craigslist ad in DC titled 'SEEKING LEAD ATTORNEY FOR DIFFICULT CLIENT' https://t.co/yJI8HQnKF8 pic.twitter.com/2r0Ry6x8QR

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) March 27, 2018

Courtesy of The Hill:

A Craiglist ad mocking President Trump over reports he's having difficulty finding lawyers to represent him has gained traction on Twitter. 

The ad, “Seeking lead attorney for difficult client,” was posted Tuesday by an anonymous user, who lists their contact information under the name “General John,” referring to chief of staff John Kelly. 

“Seeking a lead attorney to represent client involved in an ongoing Federal investigation,” the ad reads. “Working knowledge of social media, especially Twitter is a plus, as is a better than average knowledge of the adult film industry and a collection of Playboy magazines from 1985-2010.”

The Craigslist ad includes specific wishes for applicants’ physical appearance. 

“Must look the part — Gregory Peck or Tommy Lee Jones type,” the ad reads. “Prior appearances on Fox News a huge plus. No fatties.” 

“Must be prepared to work with a client who is very forceful and opinionated about his defense and is his own best counsel,” it continues. “Basically your job boils down to keeping him from testifying under oath and hoping the rest comes out in the wash.”

“Prior appearances on Fox News a huge plus. No fatties.” Well that's pretty on point.

Pennsylvania Governor touts success of his administration's job website which features openings for exotic dancers, prostitutes, and porn actresses.

Jobs so great that you can reach out and touch them.

Courtesy of Philly.com:

This is probably the last thing a governor dealing with a porn scandal needs right now. 

Gov. Corbett, during his second debate with Democrat Tom Wolf today, repeatedly mentioned the state’s job hunting web site and said there are 250,000 jobs available. 

That site – JobGateway.pa.gov – pulls from other job boards, including Craigslist.com. 

Here are a few of the Craigslist options that come up on the government web site. 

• “Casting Couch – Looking for M.I.L.F.S….hot mom & daughter combos!!! Young busty females between 18-45. Please attach pic. Thank you ladies!!!” 
• “VIP Hostess – I have two visiting VIP gentlemen coming to town. Need a couple of female hostesses to join them for cocktailing, dinner and clubbing. Send me a couple of pictures of yourself – under 30 please, if you are highly attractive and in need of $$...” 
• “Bachelor Party – Looking for one or two dancers for a bachelor party in June. Please send photos and other info/rates.” 
• “Dancing – We are planning a private party for 15 to 20 guys, looking for 2 girls to dance for us. Cash plus tips.” 
• There were also four listings for “Car dates,” a euphemism for prostitution. 

Well I for one am happy to see a Republican who supports women in the workplace and is not always pushing for them to leave their jobs and return to being housewives. 

In other news the latest national Jobs report has been released and it is much better than anticipated.

No word on how many of those jobs involve casting couches, stripper poles, or "car dates" however.

Lost her job, lost her her baby daddy, now selling her car. Has Bristol Palin hit rock bottom? Update!

Courtesy of Craiglist in Phoenix:

2010 Dodge Challenger R/T HEMI 
14,510 Miles 
Just had custom black and white leather seats installed. 
When not in use it stays in an air conditioned garage 
Tinted Windows 
Not one scratch or ding Title in hand 
This is Bristol Palin's car and she absolutely babied it. 
 $27,500 OBO!

First she sold her Maricopa house and now her Maricopa car. Somehow I think she is just about done with Maricopa.

Does anybody else think that advertising this as "Bristol Palin's" car would help attract buyers in any way?  I would think that they would avoid it like the plague, simply to avoid that bad karma associated with the Palins.

(Not to mention how long it would take to get all of those empty wine cooler bottles out from under the seats. And possibly scrub out the skid marks as well, isn't this the car that she was filmed having sex in?)

Look how destitute she is, she can't even afford to clothe Tripp!

You know not only has Bristol lost her house, her dignity, and now her fancy car, she has also lost her very identity.

Just check out what was written on "her" blog:

The writer who helped me sort through my old journal, photos, and stories to create “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far” — which was a New York Times Best Seller thank to all of you amazing readers!!! — just got another major book deal. 

Nancy French is now writing a book with Bob Fu, who’s been described as the Martin Luther King Jr. of China. 

Congratulations on the book deal!

You know perhaps the only thing more pathetic than being a Palin, is pretending to be a Palin. And the only thing more pathetic than THAT is to pretend to be a Palin while heaping praise on yourself.

We know that Nancy French writes everything that shows up under Bristol Palin's name, so seeing this is kind of like walking in on somebody masturbating. Actually walking in on somebody masturbating while dressed up as Bristol Palin. Eeeww!

So now Bristol essentially has no job, no fancy car, and her identity is being used by somebody else. Is it any wonder that all she wants to do is hurt Levi?

You know Levi, the one who now has a new job, a new marriage, and a new little girl in his life? Essentially every thing that Bristol wants but can't ever seem to get. (You know, publicly.)

Yeah, she has nothing else to do with her life but try to sabotage that!

Update: Well it looks like Bristol is still working on getting that new daddy for Tripp.

This according to US Weekly: 

It wasn't that long ago that Bristol Palin and boyfriend Gino Paoletti were considering marriage. But sources close to the reality star tell Us Weekly that the 22-year-old Palin has a new man in her life now -- professional snowmobiler Joey Junker. 

According to his profile on Slednecks, a snowmobile gear and film company, Junker, 30, is an Alaska resident with a talent for riding and a taste for adventure. 

Joey "I'll try anything twice" Junker

"I'll try anything twice," a quote on his page reads. 

The couple's relationship is still new, but insiders say the single mom -- she has a 4-year-old son, Tripp, with ex Levi Johnston -- is "smitten." 

"She really likes him! She is a quiet person, so [she] hasn't been gushing about him, but she has been texting with him a lot the past few weeks," a source tells Us, adding that she seems to "light up" whenever she gets a message from Junker. 

"Joey Junker?" "Try anything twice?" Okay is she simply making choices in order to feed us straight lines now? Though I have to admit that the name "Bristol Palin-Junker" does have a certain appropriate ring to it.

Poor Tripp. That kid is never going to get a break.

Today's feel good story of the day features an anti-gay marriage Republican caught propositioning an 18 year old male on Craiglist for sex. Wow, that DOES make me feel good!

Rep. Phillip Hinkle fondles his bullwhip.

Courtesy of TPM:

An Indiana state Representative, who recently voted for a constitutional amendment that would ban gay marriage, has been accused of using Craigslist to offer an 18-year old male $80 for "a couple hours of your time tonight" plus a tip "for a really good time." 

The Indianapolis Star obtained e-mails sent from Rep. Phillip Hinkle's (R) publicly listed personal address, responding to a Craigslist posting by Kameryn Gibson that said "I need a sugga daddy." Gibson told the Star that the post was in the "Casual Encounters" section under m4m, or men for men. He used his sister Megan's e-mail address -- and she later sent the e-mails to the Star. 

"Cannot be a long time sugar daddy," says the e-mail response from what is allegedly Hinkle's address, "but can for tonight. Would you be interested in keeping me company for a while tonight?" 

"I am an in shape married professional, 5'8", fit 170 lbs, and love getting and staying naked," the e-mail says. 

Another e-mail says: "If u want to consider spending night u might tell ur sis so she won't worry. Would have u back before 11 tomorrow. No extra cash just free breakfast and maybe late night snack."

You know I think it is just precious that Rep. Hinkle does not want the family of his boy-toy to worry while he defiles him for money, and that he also wants to make sure his nutritional needs are met before he delivers him back to his sister's house in the morning. Pure class!

I believe that Rep. Hinkle sounds like a fairly reasonable gentleman living a life of quiet desperation, as he pretends to despise the very lifestyle that he wishes he could embrace openly. (Update: Well fairly reasonable that is until he told this kid he could not leave the hotel until "we do what we need to do," and then had his wife offer the boy and his sister $10,000 to keep quiet about the incident.)

It is just too bad that according to the belief system of the party that he has sworn his allegiance to he will now have to burn in the fiery pits of hell for his sinful nature. Sucks to be gay in the Grand Old Party.

I cannot tell you how amazing I find it that these powerful men, with everything to lose, openly respond to advertisement on Craiglist. You would think that after the Rep. Chris Lee scandal that NOBODY in Congress would even log into Craiglist.

Remember how confused we all were that New York Congressman Chris Lee resigned after some relatively tame shirtless photographs of him turned up on Craiglist? Well guess what!

From Gawker:

Lee's sudden exit took many people by surprise. Hadn't other members of Congress admitted to worse than an unconsummated, PG-13 flirtation and managed to stay in office? It turns out Lee may have had good reason to step out of the spotlight so quickly: It wasn't just women that the Craigslist Congressman was hunting for on the Internet.

In the past two weeks, two D.C.-area transgender women contacted us, each with a separate story about exchanging emails with the ex-congressman. One sent us an ad that Lee allegedly posted on Craigslist in search of trans women; the other sent us a never-before-seen photo that she says Lee sent her after they started chatting by email. Taken together, they present a possible explanation to those who have wondered why such a tame "sex scandal" forced Lee's hand so quickly.

Wow! Counting David Vitter's penchant for prostitution in Louisiana, Ted Haggard's totally "non-gay" gay sex and methamphetamine use with a male prostitute in Colorado, Senator Larry Craig's "wide stance" concerning male on male bathroom sex in airports, and Todd Palin's luring of impressionable young women into prostitution in Alaska, I would say when it comes to sex scandals and hypocrisy the conservative males have their more liberal counterparts beat by mile. And I was not even counting the $2,000 the RNC spent at an S&M club last year.

So clearly the Conservatives preaching "family values" is akin to Charlie Sheen preaching about the perils of drugs and alcohol or Bristol Palin talking about abstinence.  Oh wait, that last one actually happened.

Unlike Sarah Palin, who whines and complains about nonexistent death threats, local Palin critic, Andree McLeod, only wishes hers were imaginary.

Courtesy the FrumForum:

On December 29, the Anchorage Daily News posted an article reporting that four journalists and McLeod, a local citizen activist, were still waiting for the state to release Palin’s emails in response to requests that they had filed two years earlier. (I am one of those journalists.) The Anchorage Daily News noted that the governor’s office had recently asked for and obtained from the state attorney general the 14th delay in processing the request, and it highlighted McLeod’s role in the request. The paper reported:

McLeod has accused the administrations of Palin and her former lieutenant governor and now successor, Sean Parnell, of abuse of power “with these delay tactics.”

“Who does Sean Parnell protect and defend by keeping these official e-mail documents secret?” McLeod wrote to Sullivan, objecting to the proposed 14th delay. “Who does he serve? Ex-governor Sarah Palin, or the people of Alaska?”

Two days later, an anonymous person posted a death threat targeting McLeod in the “Rants & Raves” section of the Anchorage Craigslist. The posting, which echoed an email sent to the Anchorage Daily News, read in full:

I find it very offensive that Andre Mclead [sic] is asking the state for every e-mail written or received in ANY account maintained by Palin and her husband. Where does this bitch get off thinking the public should shell out for her revenge for the Palin family. I’ve heard enough from this, and I would like to use stronger words to express my feeling for Andre. Well…I think Andre has used up to [sic] much oxygen. So I have my scope cross hair on her head! She better watch out, the request may have been her last!

I know you won’t publish this. ADN relish in bashing the Palin’s too!

Let’s clean up the political garbage.

Gee nothing imaginary or misinterpreted about that.

The facts are that serious death threats and real insanity does NOT come from the Palin critics.  It comes from those who are so mentally unstable that they actually believe that she has the qualities necessary to lead this country.

As a matter fact, in my opinion, one of the signs of a serious mental illness should be the desire to support or send money to Sarah Palin.

Stay safe Andree.