Oh come on! What could he possibly know?

Ooooh, this is interesting. So we will torture everyday Iraqis within an inch of their life but we treat the main target of the invasion like a guest at Club Med. I mean what does the administration want to keep from us? We already know that he hates germs and loves Doritos . I mean are they afraid that Saddam might testify about all of the American lies that were told to justify this war. But don't we already know that? Hmm maybe it would help to get it from the horse's mouth. But you know, probably not.