Apparently God needs a Lawyer.

A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil.

The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of "cheating, abuse and traffic of influence".

His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.

"But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands."

I think that this is an idea that is clearly ahead of its time.

We should sue God for making things that taste good for making us fat.

We should sue God for giving us cancer.

We should sue God for making our children stupid.

We should sue God for too many rainy days in the summer.

There are tons of things that we could sue God for. Hold on, I am calling my lawyer right now.