A little something for the shallow people. The most beautiful child on the planet has just been born.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have welcomed a baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, a rep for the couple confirms in a statement to PEOPLE.

The child was born on May 27, at night, in the African country of Namibia.

Shiloh – which in one longstanding translation from the Bible has come to mean "the peaceful one" – was born in The Cottage Hospital in Swakopmund.

Welcome to the worst day of Jennifer Aniston's life! How many packs of cigarettes do you think she is up to now?

Now that the baby is born the next betting pool will be on when this Pitt/Jolie relationship will finally reach its inevitable conclusion, the bitter breakup. I will give it less then one year.

Poor baby. Poor beautiful baby.