Thursday, May 18, 2006

Pat Robertson gets Punk'd by God again.

The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.

He added specifics in Wednesday's show.

"There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest," he said.

How many times has Brother Pat said that God was about to do something that did not come to pass? God has made Robertson his bitch more times then I can count, and yet he keeps going back for more.

Really the only explanation is that God hates Pat and enjoys making him look like a tool. Or, that Pat is just a crazy person who truly believes he communes with the Almighty. Either one.

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