Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama.
But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.
She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.
"Blessed to be alive"? Lady let's face it God is toying with you. He is just softening you up before he fries you like a bug under a magnifying glass. You better get your things in order.
And I would give up that praying thing too. You must suck at it.
Who me?
ReplyDeleteIt takes courage, backbone and wisdom you couldn't possibly fathom to be able to thank God when everything seems to go wrong. If you knew God then maybe you'd grow a backbone, get some real courage and some true wisdom yourself.
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