Women are mistreating their boobs. No, not their husbands, their breasts!

If you are a woman, and you are wearing a bra, you are probably wearing the wrong size one. That's what they say. According to "experts," "industry studies" and "surveys," anywhere between 70% 85% of women are treating their breasts badly, either shoving them into too-small cups or allowing them to float freely in a draping sling.

Is it wrong that I find myself aroused by this story? Yeah that is what I thought. Gotta earn that immoral cred.

(And who does not love the bra on the right? Oooo naughty!)

Women's unwillingness to take their bosom by the reins could stem from an unwillingness to celebrate one's sexuality, at least as it is defined by the D cup stereotype — does anyone over 30 want to be the Hooters girl, as it were? It could be that we're slightly afraid of our boobs— after all, over time they do seem to develop a mind of their own — or it could be we don't like what larger-than-average (though not that much larger than average) breasts invite: attention, whistles, shade.

Personally I am terrified of breasts. But I am willing to be exposed to them for an extended period of time for "therapeutic purposes" to overcome my fright. Oh, and I may need to touch them as well.

(I have no good reason for posting this story except for an immature desire to talk about breasts. I am, of course, ashamed. Or........not.)