This article is about twenty years too late!Everybody knows that women looove fries! They love them!
Even a woman who will not eat anything at McDonalds, because "eating meat is murder", will inhale a large order of fries like it was crack cocaine! She will bury her face in the fries and snarf them down while making pig noises. It is truly hideous!
Try this, the next time you are in bed with a woman trying to get her to give you some head and she is refusing say, "would you like fries with that?", and watch the bitch go crazy! Watch her eyes light up like she just got a hit of speed! Then bring out a piping hot order of fries, (that you had tucked under your pillow), and spread them all over your little soldier. She will go nuts!
(You might need to remind her that there is "no biting", but other then that just lay back and enjoy the gobbling.)
And you know why? Cause bitches love fries!
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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.