Why do all of the porn stars turn out to be Republicans when they run for office?

We've been looking at the choices you'll make for the 2006 election and one of the most dramatic races is shaping up to be the contest for governor. But one of the candidates - porn star Mimi Demayo - says she's being unfairly excluded from the major opinion polls.

Mimi delivered her first campaign speech Tuesday night. Some are dismissing her campaign as a giant publicity stunt, but the issues she's talking about are deadly serious and simply because of her porn star history, she's getting attention.

Republicans running for office in Nevada gathered for a little meet and greet session, but so far the only candidate who has been the subject of a lengthy interview on one of the major news networks is none other than Mimi Demayo.

The latest News 3 poll included only three of the five republicans running for governor, but Mimi says she's every bit as serious at the frontrunners, and should not be dismissed so easily.

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Excerpts from Mimi's bio:

Mimi Miyagi's journey from bright young child prodigy to adult film star is an interesting one. She was born 2nd of four children to immigrant parents in July 3, 1973. Touring most of her childhood in a gymnastics team, being a classical pianist playing venues most of her youth, and a scholastic student. At 15, she graduated high school in a year and a half hoping to get ahead on life. For 3 years, she worked three jobs to save enough money to go to college. She returned to LA just before her 18th birthday with a little over $1,000 to her name. At that time, she naively thought that the money would be sufficient to tide her over for a few months. Within a month, she'd run out of money for her herself and her family back home. She got desperate, she looked for jobs with little success.

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