Friday, October 20, 2006

China begins its long predicted assault on America. First they send in the Pandas.

A panda cub bit off part of the thumb of an American visitor who was feeding the animal at a reserve in southwest China, state media reported Thursday.

The Chinese are brilliant! They know that we Americans are helpless to defend ourselves against an attack by pandas. I mean they are just so damn cute!

"Look at the little panda. Whose a little panda? You are! Yes, you are!"

We are doomed!

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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.