Monday, November 20, 2006

Britney Spears might just give away her sex tape to keep K-fed from making any money. Checkmate jerkoff!

Now Britney Spears says she may just “give away’ a copy of the sex tape the couple made on their honeymoon two years ago.

Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.

“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”

You know Britney might not be as dumb as people keep saying. It is brilliant in its simplicity. To keep her sex tape from being made public for money, Britney is going to release her sex tape to the public for free.

And the important information to garner from this story is that the Briteny Spears sex tape is definitely going to be released one way or the other!

I think I need to shower again.

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