More than half of British women prefer chocolate to sex, saying it can be depended on to give pleasure, according to a survey published Tuesday.
But British men overwhelmingly think sex is sweeter, with 87 percent preferring carnal pleasures to a bar of confectionery.
Fifty-two percent of women would rather curl up with a bar of chocolate, according to the survey of 1,500 Britons by confectionery giant Cadbury, quoting one women as saying "chocolate provides guaranteed pleasure".
"Chocolate never disappoints," she said.
"It's not just the endorphins that makes chocolate so enjoyable," said Paul Hebblethwaite, the company's global science director.
"As it melts in the mouth at body temperature, chocolate's creamy texture and unique aroma hit all of the body's senses, heightening the sensuality of the experience," he added.
Okay first I cannot believe that the woman quoted above has never bitten into a chocolate and then put it back because she did not like the filling. So I am certain she has been disappointed by a chocolate.
And if she is disappointed by her lover then she needs to kick him to the curb. If you can't bring the goods then make way for the guy that can. It is called survival of the sexiest. I believe that was Darwins fourth book, right after "The Descent of man".
So if cum tasted like chocolate I guess most of you guys would die of exhaustion.
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