The Deputy Assistant Secretary for Coalition Affairs to Defence Secretary Robert Gates, or as I like to call her, that giant tranny, hates Iranians.

Britsh MPs visiting the Pentagon to discuss America's stance on Iran and Iraq were shocked to be told by one of President Bush's senior women officials: "I hate all Iranians."

And she also accused Britain of "dismantling" the Anglo-US-led coalition in Iraq by pulling troops out of Basra too soon.

I no longer think it odd when we find yet another closeted homosexual in the Republican party. Now that I have seen the dainty Ms. Cagan, I am convinced that this is the chosen home of the sexually and gender confused of our country.

I don't know why as it seems they would not find it very welcoming, but there have just been too many incidences lately.

Now I have no problem with homosexuals, or even transsexuals, but I just despise the Republicans. Which causes me to feel conflicted. I want to be open and accepting of those with a different sexual persuasion then myself, but it makes it hard if they align themselves with the bottomless evil of the Republican party.

I guess I will extend the olive branch to our closeted friends at the GOP. "Come out my little gay, lesbian, and gender confused friends. Come to the side of acceptance and openness, we have cookies and milk. I am afraid you are going to have to leave your xenophobia behind however."