Saturday, March 13, 2010

Sarah Palin gives speech in Florida where she lashes out at condescending liberals and the media. I decide to write a condescending post about it.

(Sarah Palin shocks crowd by delivering entire speech using naked sock puppets.)

Sarah Palin lashed out at Washington, the media and condescending liberals Friday night at an Orlando Republican fund-raising event, and predicted the GOP would restore "common sense" to government in the upcoming November elections.

Palin said those notes she wrote on her hand at a National Tea Party event — where the media and White House later "busted me for using a poor-man's teleprompter" — explained just what the country needed: a strong energy policy, tax cuts; and "lifting America's spirits."

"Americans get it," Palin said. "In Washington, they don't get it."

I think what Palin is trying to say here is that she does not believe these "Americans" she speaks of are as intelligent as the people in Washington, who immediately knew that the fact Palin wrote notes on her hand demonstrated an incredible level of ignorance and immaturity.

The wildly popular, but equally polarizing former vice presidential candidate packed the Orange County Republican Party's annual Lincoln Day fundraiser, attracting 1,300 fans to the Shingle Creek Resort. Orange GOP Chairman Lew Oliver said he expected the event to net the party more than $110,000.

Does that amount even cover her speaking fee? I am just asking.
While Sarah was up on stage polishing her verbal moose turds she took a moment out to attack a wildly popular local politician. The fearless Alan Grayson.

While advocating for standard GOP issues — lower taxes, less spending, more freedom and smaller government — Palin also singled out one Central Florida Democratic politician: U.S Rep. Alan Grayson of Orlando. Palin said voters need to remove the fiery millionaire lawyer in November."Do it for the rest of America," she said in a speech lasting about 40 minutes.

Yeah Florida, get rid of one of the few really effective and dedicated Democratic politicians in Washington. Because he kind of scares the shit out of the GOP who, apparently, are the only people that Palin considers to be "real Americans".

I assume she puts the people of Florida who voted for Grayson, and sent him to Washington, to be in some separate category. What is your best guess? Socialists, communists, or gay Nazis?

Gee I wonder what Rep. Grayson has to say in response to that.

"I'm sure Palin knows all about politics in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park," Grayson responded.

Nice.

Still Palin did manage to impress a few people. Listen to what this woman, who clearly does not have access to the internet, had to say about Palin.

"I love her morals, her character and the way she says what she believes," said Connie Albers, a self-described 40-something, stay-at-home mom from Winter Garden.

Gee I wonder if the rock this woman is living under has air conditioning. I mean it can get so hot in Florida.

As long as there are still enough people like this lady around, Palin will always be able to attract an audience too unaware and uninformed to realize that their opinion is based on a fantasy that Palin, with the help of Fox News and certain websites, has crafted to help her empty the pockets of the disaffected and disillusioned.

For some of these people it is really only a choice between buying aluminum siding from swindlers, sending their money to a televangelist, or paying to watch Sarah Palin speak. Same audience, different line of bullshit.

39 comments:

  1. What's up with Palin's hands in that picture. Is she wearing surgical gloves?

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  2. Anonymous8:05 AM

    And Piper was part of her entourage in Florida and today they are in Tulsa with Glenn Beck on the "Take Our Country Back Tour". Poor Piper she doesn't have a chance at normal!

    Speaking of C-R-A-Z-Y have you been following Ted Casablanca's Henrietta Hard-Ball's blind vice on the Awful Truth?

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b167795_blind_vice_famous_wife_ignores_hubbys.html
    Follow the comments and E! Online's Blind Vice board as well. Lots of peeps think it might be the Palins. What you say, Gryph? Maybe this is too crazy even for the Palins.

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  3. Tyroanee8:07 AM

    Sarah Palin shocks crowd by delivering entire speech using naked sock puppets

    Oh my this had me rolling, great job!
    One question if Grayson is a fiery millionaire... what does that make Sarah?
    Sorry to say Sarah... your glass house is cracking. Maybe it's time to pull one of the kiddies out for some show?

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  4. emrysa8:11 AM

    "predicted the GOP would restore "common sense" to government in the upcoming November elections."

    common sense? really? apparently palin was asleep during the 8-year cheney regime.

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  5. emrysa8:12 AM

    ""Americans get it," Palin said."

    that's why they elected obama, and not you.

    with each new appearance palin cements herself as the joke of the nation.

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  6. Gryphen said; "For some of these people it is really only a choice between buying aluminum siding from swindlers, sending their money to a televangelist, or paying to watch Sarah Palin speak. Same audience, different line of bullshit."

    After a year of no more Nigerian scams, I have started getting them again.
    I can only imagine that Sarah has been a truly inspirational idol for the international scam artist.

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    Gryphen said; "As long as there are still enough people like this lady around, Palin will always be able to attract an audience too unaware and uninformed to realize that their opinion is based on a fantasy that Palin, with the help of Fox News and certain websites, has crafted to help her empty the pockets of the disaffected and disillusioned."

    George Santayana (1863?1952 stated; "Those Who Forget History Are Doomed to Repeat It".

    Obviously those who follow Sarah have been too busy being willingly hornswaggled to have ever learned their history!
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    I may sign up for Craig's List and start selling shares in "THE LOST DUTCHMAN GOLD MINE"!!!

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  7. BAustin8:27 AM

    Dear Sarah - as you have no direct interaction the the liberal elite mainstream media, please give examples of their condescending comments.....oh that's right, you haven't had an interview with anyone other than Fox News or a Christian "news' outlet since the Katie episode.

    Ugh....Gryphen please roll out a 'gate soon. Babygate, emailgate, taxgate...I don't care, just sick of hearing Palins screechy lies.

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  8. Anonymous8:27 AM

    Of course the real reason the has the naked Sock Puppets out is to prove she isn't using her Poor Man's Teleprompter.

    Rick

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  9. It takes an arrogant person to claim "poor man's teleprompter" re: writing on one's hand for a 100K paid speech. Has anyone kept a tally of how many times she has changed her story about this...oh..wow she has awesome morals! It's a human vulnerability to be conned by a person lying they are just like you. When she is exposed, truth told she winks lying "there they go again, makin' stuff up"!

    She is on a Campaign to destroy the credibility of others manipulting her con game she is the only honest, moral person around. She sure projects how she is brutally condescending tearing down other people to elevate herself.

    I love your sense of humor and comparisons.

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  10. Sarah thinks she can take on Grayson?
    Wow, I thought she was delusional before but this takes the cake.

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  11. Anonymous9:04 AM

    "One question if Grayson is a fiery millionaire... what does that make Sarah?"

    A flaming bag of dog shit.

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  12. Anonymous9:16 AM

    How can anybody say she has values and is honest. I am so sick of her. And her hands do look plastic. And what is it with dragging piper everywhere? Does this poor kid ever go to school?

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  13. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Connie Albers a self described 40 something stay at home mome from Winter Park...

    Think maybe Connie needs to cut back on the day trips with her kids to Fantasyland...

    By the way--Question: Did anyone ask for a show of hands of the Scientologists in the crowd?

    Were Greta and John there?

    Just wondering.

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  14. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Maybe she is using disposable poor man's teleprompters!

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  15. WakeUpAmerica9:36 AM

    OMG, naked sock puppets?!!!
    BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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  16. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Piper is supposedly a "homescholer" these days. Now how frightening is that especially if $arah is the teacher? The only supplies they use are sharpies!

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  17. Anonymous9:58 AM

    It should have said "Connie Albers, a self-described 40-something, shut-in that only watches faux news from Winter Garden"

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  18. The effects of her plastic surgery are producing at least one good thing : she no longer talks through both sides of her mouth.It's all moving to the right side of her face. Now for the brain thingie, she should consider lobotomy

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  19. Someone, and I'm counting on you, needs to blow one of these many, many -GATES out of the water and put an end to this clown's reign of bullshit. I've known that her "birthing" story was BS since I first heard the "wild ride" story. Anyone who has info, please do your duty to the country and the world and get the truth of this lying liar out there, well in advance of this year's elections.

    A flaming bag of dog shit.

    9:04 AM

    INDEED

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  20. Anonymous10:25 AM

    You would think Connie, the 40 something stay at home mom would have some time to google her idol Sarah and do some serious 'vestingatin'.
    The stupidity in this socnutry is astounding. The lack of critical thinking is astounding.

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  21. Gasman10:28 AM

    I love the quote:

    "The wildly popular, but equally polarizing former vice presidential candidate..."

    "Wildly popular?" How the hell is Palin "Wildly popular?" Her numbers are dropping like a stone. She has never been LESS popular since breaking onto the national scene.

    Now she thinks she can take on Grayson? Good luck with THAT Sarah. Grayson beats all Repubs in polls of GOPers! I would give a kidney to see Palin debate Grayson. Grayson has a brain. Palin does not. How do you think it would turn out?

    Her death spiral has begun. It is just a matter of time before she is mud wrestling midgets, chick boxing, or signing autographs at boat shows. Soon, she'll be hawking copies of "Going Rogue" at local WalMarts for $5, $10 with her signature.

    Palin is the Tonya Harding of American politics.

    If my predictions are true, Palin may not be around a whole lot longer to kick around. So, here is another Quote for Sarah:

    "Ordinarily [s]he was insane, but [s]he had lucid moments when [s]he was merely stupid." - Heinrich Heine

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  22. 10catsinMD10:31 AM

    Still like that window wall link that I sent. Cannot copy the picture, butthe author show SP in straight jacket in a room with padded walls. the quote is something like yeh, wall know she is really insane.

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  23. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Piper is a learnin to write a 5 page report on two palms. Right now she is gettin a D- because she uses 2 palms and her one foot.

    When she learns that, Piper will get her a PR company and a Cadillac Escalade too.

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  24. Anonymous10:40 AM

    Liberals wouldn't need to be condescending, if Palin didn't always act like some pouty, highschool scrubber.

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  25. Poll:Grayson[D] is the top GOP choice in the 8th district [FL]...go $arah go!

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2464521/posts

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  26. She's a FRAUD11:08 AM

    Sarah Palin is - and will always be - a LOSER and a QUITTER.

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  27. Poor Piper! My heart truly aches for that child. Wish someone could step in and rescue her.

    Sarah seems to be having an unpleasant reaction to all the Sharpie ink on her Celestial Palm Pilot.

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  28. Anonymous1:17 PM

    http://www.fox17online.com/news/nationworld/orl-sarah-palin-book-tour-pictures,0,3324502.photogallery

    Here are more pics of $arah and Piper from last night in Florida. Palin needs to hire a stylist because her clothes, jewelry, hair and makeup SUCK.

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  29. Anonymous1:26 PM

    So where IS Todd these days?

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  30. Anonymous2:50 PM

    I was just channel surfing and came across a show called, "Toddlers and Tiaras"--I can't help but notice that they have a lot in common with Sarah, even today:

    Fake smiles...check
    Fake hand gestures...check
    Fake tans...check
    Poorly executed routines...check
    Handler/mom urging them on...check

    They wear their little outfits of choice--you know, like purple fuzzy things.

    But, in the end, they pretty much do whatever it is they want to do and throw fits every step of the way...and when they lose? Whoa, talk about pure unadulterated temper tantrums!

    All the while, thousands of dollars are poured into these little projects in an attempt to polish their performances.

    Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage our next contestant... little Sarah...woohoo!

    Yes, I know she vied for Miss Alaska, back years and years ago, but from what I can see, she has regressed even from there.

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  31. Palin said those notes she wrote on her hand at a National Tea Party event — where the media and White House later "busted me for using a poor-man's teleprompter" — explained just what the country needed: a strong energy policy, tax cuts; and "lifting America's spirits
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    I am sorry, Madame LoonyTune, but I think the point is,,, WHY COULDN'T YOU REMEMBER those 3 points!!!!!? Only YOU would write "taxes",the core of Republicanism on your palm (and FYI, YOU AIN'T A POOR MAN, everyone knows that). Who writes LIFT SPIRITS??? Everytime you looked at your palm did that remind you to use the word "patriotism" again????? Oh, $arah you ARE exasperatingly dense.

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  32. imnofred3:08 PM

    Why on earth is she still talking about the writing on her hand?? Give it a break.

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  33. Anonymous3:52 PM

    Agree with Emrysa.

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  34. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Sister truly is loony tunes... Didn't take 40 minutes for Grayson to completely disgrace her as a human..

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  35. Anne NC6:24 PM

    Wildly popular? When approximately 60,000 or so fans turn out for her as they did for Obama in late 2008, then they can consider Palin popular in Florida. I remember visiting my son and his family at the time future President Obama was visiting and the media could not stop talking about the number of people who came out to see him.

    Palin had 1300 people to see her in Orlando, not much of a crowd in comparison. I only compare her because she likes to compare herself to President Obama, pretending she could do a better job. Not in a million years, Sarah!

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  36. Anonymous7:57 PM

    with all the bashing and the name-calling and the pointing fingers and the lying, it's no wonder that they never have time to come up with good policy.

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  37. Anonymous8:48 PM

    I can't believe people buy that crap! Palin called her handwritten notes "poor man's teleprompter" yet during her tea party speech, she criticized the President for using teleprompters. What a ding dong and those who believe her bull are ding dongs, also too, therefore.

    I mean seriously, Sarah is still talking about the hand notes. LET IT GO! The world knows your are an IDIOT, sugarcoating it will not change our minds.

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  38. heidi110:47 PM

    Agreed, Anon @8:48. You can call what she's saying "sugarcoating", and it sort of is. But far worse is the fact that she's using passages out of the Bible, and taking them clearly out of context. This is BLASPHEMY, not sugarcoating. The absolute essense of stupidity and arrogance.

    As is obvious, the palm-pilot thing is eating her alive...she can't figure out how to live it down, and it gets more hilarious every day.

    I have emailed this Palin quote about "being good enough for God..good enough for me" to TIME Magazine. They did, in fact, publish verbatim the Down Syndrome actress' "loaf of french bread" zinger.

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  39. That red jacket is one of her worst - lookin' fat again and stylish? NOT! I feel so bad for Piper, she's going down the tubes fast. More makeup on each time I see her. Eyebrows, mascara, rouge & lipstick. So sad and pathetic, not allowed to be a child.

    I'm very prejudiced - HATE Tots & Tiara's. Those parents should also be ashamed for instilling such false values in their babies.
    The moms are almost all overweight wanna be beauty queens living their dreams through the kids. SICK!

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