Friday, July 30, 2010

Friday morning gossip round up. Baby, baby who's having whose baby?

Okay I am aware you have all wanted to know why I have been somewhat quiet on this topic, so let me bring you all up to speed on what I have learned about this new scandal.

But first, just to bring you up to speed take a second to read this from Radar Online.

Bristol Palin’s friends admit she is “heartbroken” after learning that her fiancé and baby daddy, Levi Johnston, may have gotten his ex-girlfriend pregnant, has learned exclusively.

The bombshell news broke this week after the National Enquirer reported that Levi’s old girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, was pregnant.

Garcia and Levi reunited briefly last year during his break-up from Bristol and it was during that time that Garcia learned she was pregnant.

Levi and Bristol Engaged!

“Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure,” a source told exclusively.

“Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception.”

According to friends, Bristol, 19, is devastated by the news and is thinking twice about moving forward with the engagement.

Okay now for those of you who were not constant visitors to Palin's Deceptions, Lanesia Garcia was Bristol Palins main competition for Levi's..well let's go with "heart"...over the last several years. 

In fact so deeply jealous is Bristol of Lanesia, that she even used Mercede's continued friendship with her to bully Levi into not bringing Tripp over to his Mom's house just in case Lanesia was over visiting. (When Sadie alluded to Bristol not wanting Tripp around her friends, some of who were ex-girlfriends of Levi, Lanesia is mostly who she was talking about.)

Now sources have told me that almost as soon as Bristol and Levi finished with their big US Weekly photo spread together that Bristol started to hear rumors that Lanesia was pregnant and demanded to know if it was Levi's .  He assured her that he was not the father, but Bristol was not convinced.

As soon as this story broke on Wednesday I reached out to Mercde to find out what she knew.  She said she had no idea, but did contact Lanesia who claimed the story was false and that Levi was NOT the baby's father. However she also claimed that she and Levi had not been intimate."Sniff, sniff," yeah guess what does not pass the smell test? 

Based on that denial Mercede said she was not absolutely positive Lanesia was being honest with her (What is it with these Wasilla girls and their phony denials of sexual activity with Levi?) So as of right now the jury is still out as to whether Levi is in fact going to have another playmate for Tripp to hang out with in the future. (I am just kidding Bristol would NEVER allow Lanesia's child to even be in the same room as her precious bundle of joy. No way, no how!)

We also know that Bristol moved her crap out of the Anchorage condo she was living in. And that NO public pictures of her have been released since her photo spread with Levi and the adorable Tripp.

Now all of that I have written above is accurate, reliable data.  So now let's get to the rumors.

According to sources, Bristol IS indeed back at the Palin compound.  She MIGHT be looking into purchasing a house out that way, but that is only from one source so take it for what it is worth.

There have been a few pictures that have shown up on Bristol's super secret (though everybody knows about it) Facebook page showing her looking not terribly pregnant.  But judging from the surrounding foliage it appears they may not be exactly current and in fact an attempt to throw people off of the scent of an impending pregnancy.

Now on THAT speculation I can say that about half a dozen sources are pretty positive Bristol IS with child, and further that the baby is NOT Levi's, but instead recently replaced boy toy Ben Barber's.

Which, if true, means that Bristol is busting Levi's balls about knocking up his old girlfriend while potentially carrying the child of one of HIS best friends. Which would be shocking because I have never known the Palin women to be hypocrites.

"Cough, cough, gag", sorry I choked on a ball of snark there.

Now before all of the attacks start flowing in accusing me of "going after the family", and saying "leave the kids alone", let me tell you why all of this is relevant.

Number one Bristol is still the Candies spokesperson for abstinence. So the fact that she might be "with child" from a boyfriend who she claimed not to even have back in May, (though according to Ben himself they had been dating since December of 2009), is relevant in that it reinforces that lying is a Palin family tradition proudly handed down from mother to daughter and that Bristol proudly wears the cloak of hypocrisy just as comfortably as her famous mother.

Number two this means that Levi is, once again, persona non grata with the Palin family.  He has no book or television deals lined up, no Bristol Palin money to count on, and due to his unconscionable treatment of his family, no safe place to go and lick his wounds.  The boy is going to be desperate to find somebody who is willing to lend him a hand.  So call me Levi, you should have done it ages ago, but better late than never. You know I can help, all you have to do is swallow a little pride.  By now you should be used to it.

Number three, and most important, NO WAY can Sarah twist this around and shine it up for the voting public.  I was positive that she was going to run in 2012, but if even a fraction of these rumors turn out to be true, she would be lucky to even get onstage once with Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Mike Huckabee before being laughed off and forced to hightail it back to the relative safety of her house on Lake Lucille. Which means that even though Sarah spent a small fortune trying desperately to cover her tracks in Wasilla so nothing unseemly could derail her political ambitions, it will be yet ANOTHER baby that ends up putting the final nail in her political coffin.

In other words my friends, I believe we may just be witnessing the karmic hand of justice putting things right in the world.  And that is certainly something worth reporting, don't you agree?

Update: By the way I attempted to find a copy of the National Enquirer before I did this post, another reason why I waited, but since I live in freaking Alaska it will be another week before we get it.

So if any of you stalwart visitors are willing to be seen purchasing the rag, and then also willing to send me an e-mail or comment letting me know what it says, that would really help to know who to believe in this situation. If Lanesia gave an interview to the NE saying that Levi might be the baby daddy, and yet told Mercede he was definitely not, THAT would be very interesting information.

Update 2: Levi is off the hook!


  1. Anonymous7:17 AM

    Sarah's new book, to be released this November "America By Heart, Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag." I wonder how that November date works out with Bristol's calendar. How touching to add another grandchild to her already mixed up family.

    How in the world can Palin "write" about Family when two of her kids have been involved in acts of vandalism. There seems to be little value placed on education, however the parents are not role models here. If we are to to take Chuck Heath at his word, he claims to have gone to 10 different colleges. There's a problem there.

    Bristol as the unwed mother of one child, maybe two or three, may be the living example of how the family loves and supports her. Let's be serious. Sarah's target audience is the religious right. I don't think that unwed teen mother is a major point in their agenda.

  2. Anonymous7:19 AM


    Damn these people are nasty! I wonder what the STD rate is in that little burg. No one ever told these idiots that pregnancy isn't the worst thing that can come from unprotected sex huh?

  3. I have a few questions, Gryphen. (1) Do you think the two love birds will stay separated even if Lanesia's baby turns out not to be Levi's? (2) Is Ben Barber still friends with the Palins, even if Bristol is carrying his baby? (3) Have you visited or shot any photos of the compound lately? (4) Where is Track? (5) Where is Ruffles? (6) Where is Round Ear? (7) What do you think of my reopening the case of Batwing at PB?

  4. Anonymous7:19 AM

    You and your tribe sure do live in a bizarre sick little world.

    Amusing to see you openly begging Levi to come back to you.

    Life sucks under the Team Levi bus huh ?

    All of this is just another melting iceberg.

  5. Anonymous7:20 AM

    What? An immature decision by a Palin? Couldn't be. Could they have been putting on a happy facade before for the public? No, I'm not buying it.

    Oh, the Palins. What a mess...

    -- Malachi

  6. Anonymous7:23 AM

    "Bristol is heartbroken..."
    Read: She's mad as hell and trying to figure a way to castrate Levi and still be able to use him to satisfy her...needs....

  7. Anonymous7:28 AM

    Very interesting. Plus it is relavent to Sarah always saying what a great mom she is. I also wonder if Sarahs sick tweets towards Obama were an attemp to take the focus off of this? I can't believe AP actually reported on her juvenile tweets.

    One ???? How could you help Levi? I am a bit bewildered why you would ask him to call you. I don't get why he would or what you could do for him. No offense. I just don't get it.

    Barber better request a DNA test. Alaska is in the dark ages with such high teen preg and incest rates. What wrong with the people there?

  8. Enjay in E MT7:32 AM

    In my deepest commercial announcer voice....

    Will Bristol re-virginize AGAIN?
    Will Levi enter a Sex Addition Clinic?
    Will the Grizzly Sow(ah) run in 2012?

    For these answers & more - tune in several times a day for the insane saga of the Wasilla-billys

    { Sorry Gryph -- these Palins are way too entertaining ! ]

  9. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Anon 7:19. HUH???? We live in a sick world? That's just rich coming from anyone who would support selfish Sarah for anything! Gryphen isn't the one who created this situation. You should perhaps judge the Palins instead! If she wasn't such a hypocrite , shed withdraw from public life and deal with her very very dysfuctional screwed up family.
    With the actions of this family, you have the nerve to judge Gryphen or anyone here. What the H is wrong with you???

  10. How many who's-yer-daddy babies can one family sustain? I'm starting to lose track here. . . [no pun intended]

  11. Buffalo, NY7:40 AM

    Paging Mr. Springer. Paging Mr. Jerry Springer.

  12. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Perhaps Bristol will go into hiding and $arah will once again become "pregnant". History does have a tendency to repeat itself.

  13. Silla babes7:45 AM

    Timing is everything, "America By Heart, Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag."
    Too funny!
    "Monumentally bad timing"

    Swift Boat donors charged with 'extensive securities fraud' by SEC 7/30/2010 08:15:00 AM
    Samuel and Charles Wyly, the billionaire brothers from Dallas who are large donors to philanthropies and to conservative causes, were charged Thursday with conducting an extensive securities fraud that the Securities and Exchange Commission said reaped $550 million in undisclosed gains.

  14. Oh, good gawd. Don't these people know how to keep it in their pants or at least use protection?

    These might be rumors, but they sound awfully close to the truth.

    But since this all affects Sarah Palin, I can't help myself and laugh and laugh and laugh.

  15. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Three guys in one week. Was she getting paid?

  16. Can we get some details?

    When is Lanesia's baby due?
    Where is she living?
    Will this be Lanesia's second baby?
    Does Lanesia have any idea who broke the story?
    Does anyone think the story was specifically intended to break up Levi and Bristol?
    Does Lanesia keep in touch with Ben?

  17. Anonymous8:02 AM

    **Barber better request a DNA test. Alaska is in the dark ages with such high teen preg and incest rates. What wrong with the people there?**

    I'm wanting someone to do a book on Wasilla and these characters (high teen preg and incest rates). It is not the only place that is highly unusual in these ways but it does stand out. How will we ever tackle the high unwed teen birth rate problem if we don't comprehend how a place gets that screwed up? I am not saying it is all Palins fault. She does a great job of pointing out her little hole in the Valley. Look at me, me, me and my little Mayberry type lifestyle... yadda, yadda yadda. We do need to look at her and Wasilla and how on earth did it get so bad up there? I know drugs are a taboo (denial) subject.

  18. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Is Van Flea researching if SarahPAC money can be used to pay for a vasectomy for Levi?

    Of course Sarah wants full castration of Levi to be done at same time.

    Will Bristol be able to be spokesperson for Abstinence with bun in oven?

    Is there something in the water in Wasilla?

  19. Aussie Blue Sky8:13 AM

    It wouldn't surprise me if all this stuff about Lanesia having all these guys can be traced back to Bristol Palin.

  20. Anonymous8:17 AM

    First, thanks to Buffalo NY - LOL! That was great and oh so appropriate!

    Secondly, I wonder how anyone anywhere can still believe that Sarah Palin is an attentive, caring mother. Sarah and Todd have failed repeatedly to instill basic social and moral values in their children.

    We attack Sarah all the time - but where the heck is Todd? Fathers count. Fathers matter. Has Todd just abdicated his responsibility altogether? If Sarah is too busy to be a real mother to her children, why hasn't Todd filled the gap?

    Both Sarah and Todd are examples of self-absorbed, adolescent-minded hypocrites who don't understand how important their roles as parents are to their children. They've set themselves up as poor examples and we are seeing that play out in Track and Bristol's young adult lives.

    Is that what their pro-life values are all about - get knocked-up, be sure to carry to full-term, deliver those kids and then essentially walk away? After all, they've done their duty - reproduce, right? You never hear them talk about actually raising the kids, putting in the time and effort to ensure you raise decent, well-balanced, educated children.

    Sorry for the rant, but honestly, what good it is to give birth if you are only going to abandon the kids once they are here and beyond the baby stage.

  21. Anonymous8:19 AM

    Seems very sad the kids in Wasilla can't find anything decent to do. And if they are going to be whores (3 different possible fathers), then for goodness sakes please use birth control.

    Are these kids looking for love? I know sex is not uncommon, but it seems rampant among the young up there. They really need services from Planned Parenthood or someone similar.

    And someone mentioned the even greater threat of STD's with so many partners. The kids need to get an education first & then start thinking about family. It makes me very sad, where are the parents?

  22. Erica8:19 AM

    Maybe there should be a law in Alaska that anybody named Palin should be required to have DNA paternity testing!

  23. emrysa8:23 AM

    anon @ 7:42: it's my opinion that this is why willow is being dragged around this summer. not because of what's she's done in the past, but because sarah's too old to fake another pregnancy.

    lanesia sure sounds like a winner. is mercede the only teenager in alaska that hasn't had a baby?

  24. Anonymous8:25 AM

    As soon as Levi and Bristol's reality show was kiboshed (for whatever reason), I thought Levi wouldn't be much use to Bristol anymore. But how would she get rid of him (again) and save face? I really think that Lanesia's pregnancy is just a convenient way out of the engagement for Bristol. Hopefully, Levi will finally take you up on your offer.

  25. Anonymous8:35 AM

    This actually isn't too strange for small towns. There's really nothing else going on so they have to invent drama.

  26. Bristol Palin is a hypocrite. I see her more as a fraud and that started before she looked pregnant last May. I don't take her fraud lightly. Her age and family is no excuse. They will probably throw the book at this 19 year old criminal. Bristol's victims are 1000x more vulnerable. I guess it is all about Sarah or Bristol and we can't go there. I pray justice is not blind when it comes to people like Bristol.

    FRAUD: fake, faker, imposter, impostor, pretender, deceit, wile, hoax.
    deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
    a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: mail fraud; election frauds.
    any deception, trickery, or humbug: That diet book is a fraud and a waste of time.
    a person who makes deceitful pretenses; sham; poseur.
    HYPOCRITE: a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
    a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

  27. Anonymous8:39 AM

    I agree with anony @7:19 three possible fathers in one week. what ever happened to girls keeping their legs together and morals.

    COMMENT: @7:17 SAID:" iF we are to take chuck Heath at his word,he claims to have gone to 10 different colleges." I agree with 7:17 that is a big problem.
    Could it be that just a visit on campus, in Heaths mind, constitutes attendence?

  28. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Sarah's not going to have enough fingers to plug all the holes in the dike.

  29. Anonymous8:43 AM

    Bristol did say at her town hall meeting for candies "I'm not trying to push abstinence on anyone". People are forgiving. People are human. I doubt this will matter as no reputable sources have touched it.

  30. Anonymous8:45 AM

    These people want to air their soap opera lives on TV. They are basically acting out the first couple of weeks hoping to land a TV series. Just when you thought it couldn't get any trashier, it gets trashier.

  31. Anonymous8:45 AM

    maybe Maury Povich could resolve the "you ARE the father", wait.....these people would lower Maury Show standards so he (Maury) probably wont have them.

  32. Anonymous8:47 AM

    I wonder if Candies has a "no pregnancy" clause in Bristol's Abstinence Ambassador contract...just sayin'...

  33. Palins are FRAUDS8:48 AM

    Pretty interesting how the Palin definition of "born again virgin" means that you get to lose it all over and over again!

  34. Anonymous8:51 AM

    Wonder how US Magazine feels about having paid $100,000 for an engagement story that lasted 2 weeks?

  35. Even if:
    Bristol & Levi split again;
    Bristol is pregnant; and
    Levi fathered Lanesia's baby--Sarah's base won't desert her.

    Instead of hearing from Sarah that Bristol believes in redemption, we will hear that Bristol is an adult and her parents still love her. And then we will hear no more.

    Hope you are right, Gryphen, but I fear you are not.

  36. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Anon 8:19, before you go calling out the girls for being whores, remember it takes two. Both the boys and the girls could benefit from some education and something else to do. (Plus, who knows the source for the story about the 3 possible fathers? Could be BP or a FOBP.)

    Honestly, this might be another "just like me" moment for the Palinbots. A childhood friend of mine who is a very conservative christian has a daughter who was a single mother of 2 by the time the daughter was 20.

  37. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Great work Gryphen! "And that is certainly something worth reporting, don't you agree?" I couldn't agree more.

    "(When Sadie alluded to Bristol not wanting Tripp around her friends, some of who were ex-girlfriends of Levi, Lanesia is mostly who she was talking about.)" Thanks for clearing that up. Mostly Lanesia, not all.

    "We also know that Bristol moved her crap out of the Anchorage condo she was living in. And that NO public pictures of her have been released since her photo spread with Levi and the adorable Tripp." Does anyone know what was the approximate date the photo was taken?

    "why all of this is relevant." Thank you! IT IS RELEVANT!!!! VERY RELEVANT!!!!

    Radar Online has the EXCLUSIVE? Radar and People love Palin. I think the NO NAME WONDERS SUCK!!
    "Bristol Palin’s friends admit she is “heartbroken”

    Who is Bristol's friend? April Morlock?

    "Garcia and Levi reunited briefly last year during his break-up from Bristol and it was during that time that Garcia learned she was pregnant."
    "Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure,” a source told

    Another nameless source.
    A rep for the Palin family, however, told exclusively that “no official decision has been made.”
    The rep added that Levi and Bristol are still talking only “by text message.”

    “In their minds, Levi has spent the last year and a half trying to hurt Bristol and the family,” the friend said.
    “The Palins recognize [Bristol’s decision to take Levi back] as the ultimate act of forgiveness, but they themselves are not ready to practice it. They remember the harsh words and the hurtful actions of just a few months ago.”
    Somehow we think this latest news isn’t going to earn Levi any more points with the Palin family!

  38. Linda Arizona9:01 AM

    What a story!

    Why, this is better than The Bold and the Beautiful!

    Wow. Just wow.

    Pretty high contrast to Chelsea getting married this weekend, eh?

  39. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Behold the true manifestation of "abstinence only education"!!! Why is it that the teens in these holy roller hamlets are wilder than rabbits? I think the next best news item on the Palins will be when Tawd is secretly photographed in drag up at his compound in the woods!

  40. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Anon. 7:19 posted: "You and your tribe sure do live in a bizarre sick little world".

    The bizarre sick little world is right. Bizarre that Sarah Palin does everything to stay away from her home; according to her travel schedules, how could she possibly give any or all of her children her attention? And talk, teach, steer her kids in the right direction. Bizarre that she went back to work 3 days after her latest newborn (which is questionable). Bizarre that she risked the baby's life on her return from that ambitious speech in Texas ride.

    Sick world. Yes, sick that the Palins would run with People Mag and others to show off their family life for all to see for $$$.
    It's true we live in a sometimes sick world, where white is called black and black is called white, good is called evil and evil is called good.

    Little world: I'd rather be in the little world than lose my soul in the big world of corruption, greed, attention-gaining disorders, carelessness, no accountability, arrogance and blind ambition.

  41. Anonymous9:11 AM

    Good grief! If only Planned Parenthood could dispatch a emergency swat team, and go door to door explaining birth control options, STD's and the proper way to detect and report abuse.

    Their community is doing a TERRIBLE job, if this conduct is considered normal in "the valley".

    If Bristol is suddenly being very shy about being photographed, her mom might be calling up Dr. CBJ and her cronies at the hospital to farm the next baby off.

    Needless to say, DNA tests should be run on the whole lot, Palin's, Heaths, Levi Johnston, Ben Barber and Lanesia. I would throw in a Menard or two, for Track's sake.

  42. Anonymous9:17 AM

    @8:25 -- yep, much in the same way that Levi's mom getting arrested put the kibosh on the first pseudo-engagement. There was no way that an upstanding citizen like Stupid Sarah would let chaste, pristine, precious, perfect (yet pregnant) Bristol marry into a (another?) white trash family!


  43. Anonymous9:17 AM

    Oh yeah, if Bristol has another baby and even if it is Levi's, that will just be too much.

    and if the baby is NOT Levis....I smell toast burning.

  44. Anonymous9:19 AM

    Wonder if the 4 of them, Lanesia, Bristol Levi and this Ben Barber could have concocted a scheme together, make this stuff up, sell it to the highest bidder.

    Anything is possible with these kids. One day it's yes, next it's no, another day it's maybe. Throw in more possible pregnancies in the mix, and it turns into a teenage trifle. Hard to believe anything they say. Who is leaking these stories? I'd say it looks suspicious that someone is playing games.

  45. London Bridges9:22 AM

    What is poetic justice? Poetic justice is Candies successfully suing Sarah & Bristol for every penny they have earned in the last 20 months.

    Sarah just had amnio and she is preggo with fraternal twins, but her doctor says, just in case, it could be triplets.

  46. Anonymous9:23 AM

    Jesus Christ. I can't keep track of all the illegitimate births! Is f***ing all you have to do up there in those long winters?

    Try some hot chocolate or something.

  47. Anonymous9:24 AM

    The Palins have told so many lies...and they keep going - at least 5 lies a week.
    If Lanesia's name is being put out there to give the Palins reason to cancel the wedding, they really don't give a damn whom they hurt.
    Where is the baby with the deformed ears? What happened to that baby? Come on Wasilla - the Palins are creepy a-holes. End their reign of terror over your town.

  48. Bristol hooks up with Levi's best friend but rages when she finds out he did a similar dance. I get her initial anger but she needs to deal with and grow up a bit.

    That pre-marital counseling Bristol thought would help Levi would be a great place to tackle the jealousy problem. Someone help get this couple into therapy.

  49. Anonymous9:37 AM

    I keep asking myself why it is that no one in Wasilla knows how to use birth control. (Fundie "sex ed" anyone?) Be as loose as a goose if you want to be, but protect yourselves, for christ's sake! Wonder what the rate of STDs is in Wasilla.

    Side note: won't Ben be able to do the math and get a court order for a paternity test if Bristol is preggers? Ben- speak out!!

  50. Anonymous9:42 AM

    Frankly, I'm sick of all of it...

    Don't those people have anything better to do than fuck all the time?

  51. Buffalo, NY9:47 AM

    When tax season rolls around, I wonder who will be claiming who on their 1040 ?

  52. What matters to me is that the Palin's do not chose to keep their personal business to themselves (boundaries) and they solicit the media and tabloids for money to tell a pack of lies. The habitual LYING is the issue.

    IMO, if your unwed teen becomes pregnant deal with it, set standards for the teen(s) to cope and prepare for the responsiblity. The Palin's chose to cash in and lie parading their trials and if subjecting their offspring to scrutiny and even public humiliation they don't give a shit as long as they are laughing on the way to the bank.

    Time will tell if or which rumors are true. One thing is certain the Palins will not ever have any insight of the reprucussions of their lies for financial profit.

    Class and dignity are not syonymous with money. I look forward to hearing about Chelsea Clinton's wedding for her parents chose to protect her privacy and childhood. They did not sell her virginity or reincarnated virginity nor an unplanned pregnancy to the highest bidder.

    The Palin's have demonstrated how they chose to deal with life situations and their family value is lying is ok as long as you make money. Don't get an education for you can lie instead. Lie your way to the White House. IMO they are lies and thieves who don't deserve attention and they deserve time..away from society.

  53. Anonymous10:02 AM

    I'm not sure I'm buying that Bristol only just started to hear rumours after the US weekly engagement spread.

    Isn't Levi supposed to have spent time with Lanesia in 2009? If he is really being considered as a possible baby daddy, just how many months along is Lanesia? Surely this cannot be yet another case of I'm actually 8 months along now but "I really didn't show"!!

  54. I predict Bristle's latest bun will be "wited out".
    Bristle is aging fast from multiple pregnancies so close together.
    Someone apparently needs to open a Planned Parenthood office in Wasilla.

  55. Anonymous10:14 AM

    I was anon 8:19 & certainly did not mean to blame the girls! Both guys & girls need sex education & Planned Parenthood up there. Maybe I was wrong to use the word whore, but never meant to cast blame.

    Think I used the word, because the whole situation is sickening to me. Sorry for any confusion.

  56. WITEOUT10:22 AM

    I haven't read the print version of the National Enquirer and what exactly Lanesia is quoted as saying. Are there pictures? Something about Lanesia coming out now is too weird. Did the Enquirer pay her? Why would she do that to her baby? The child will grow up one day and be part of history, now that the mother picked a convient time to diss Levi ( what a boon for Sarah ).

    The last I knew of Bristol before the sudden wedding announcement she was giving up her acting career and she wanted to do the public speaking she loved. She also went to work and possibly school. If Sarah wants her to have any credibility she needs to get her out in front on all this. Show us she can speak and do what she claims. There is no shame in someone who faces a weight problem and talks about it. That is common today, she could possibly make more money off of that. Sarah can't WITEOUT this one.

  57. Anonymous10:37 AM

    Do they not sell condoms in Alaska???

    WTH people, put a jacket on it and stop all the nonsense.

    We know know Levi has super sperm!!

  58. Anonymous10:52 AM

    So? How many kids does Track have?

  59. I love it! This whole mess is a Chris Matthews leg-tingling thrill ride for me!

    I have a question for Gryph, too: Who's zooming who? At first you thought poor confused Levi was being sucked into the evil Palin vortex. NOW who's stickin' it (literally & figuratively) to the Palins?


  60. Anonymous11:04 AM

    While it is a bit off-putting to hear about Lanesia's rather crowded calendar, it's not fair to paint her as the only "bad girl." Remember, Bristol, Levi and Lanesia are all part of the same crowd, same parties, same activities. My question is: Where are the adults? $arah's busy stalking the President, but how about Todd? Other moms and dads? Hello?

    Curiouser is right, whether or not there are babies on the way, it is pretty nearly fact that both Levi AND Bristol both got involved with friends of the other. If Bristol publicly announces her breakup using this as the excuse, shame on her. She's just as bad.

  61. Anonymous11:05 AM

    I think Sarah's presidential hopes are dashed (and have been for some time). The only gig left is to hightail it over to evangelical CBN and position herself for a time spot where she can use her big hair and screechy voice to their best advantage. I see her as the reinvented Tammy Faye, wringing her hands, begging for redemption with a little banner on the bottom of the screen tallying up all the donations from her deluded fans at the sea of pee.

  62. Anonymous11:06 AM

    What's sad is, I don't think we can blame parents and how little/much they're involved in their childs life. Kids will do what they wanna do. Everyday I listen to young men and women (as well as older) on my train commute talk about their latest one night stand, orgy, third divorce, and other sad stories and I get really depressed at the lack of discilpline and self respect. These people are waiters, barbacks, line cooks yet carry 400 dollar bags.

    Because it is generally accepted notion for teens not to listen to their parents, they have to learn somewhere. Pop culture has infiltrated our minds at the deepest level it seems. Sex and the city glamorizes sluttiness, the bachelor objectifies attractive females...

    I know this behavior was prevalent back in the day but at least people had the choice without it being force fed to us from the tv. I am in slight agreeance that we are sexual beings first who need companionship. But self respect and family honor are traits that seem to be lost forever

  63. Anonymous11:06 AM

    In "Going Rogue" Sarah Palin shared the fact that Bristol Palin toliet trained herself at 14 months. Bristol's privacy is certainly not a priority for Sarah. Bristol cheerfully posed for photo shoots. Bristol's privacy is certainly not a priority for Bristol.

    No doubt the vagina and penis activity is of interest to Sarah, Bristol and the probable deadbeat dads. But it's not enough to get Sarah Palin permanently out of the political process in this country. Sarah's mental instability shows more when she's under pressure. Keep the pressure on, G.

  64. Anonymous11:15 AM

    Damn, don't these people know how to use birth control?

  65. Buffalo, NY11:17 AM

    And it's gone national; front page of the NY Daily News !

  66. Anonymous11:17 AM

    When young women gain weight, they don't gain it all in front - unless they're pregnant. Bristol looked very pregnant on the "we're engaged" magazine cover. And nobody wears a weird gunnysack dress like that unless they have lost their normal waist shape. I think all this gossip about poor Lanesia is just a deflection to make Saint Bristol appear more chaste, more abstinent, etc. But the problem is they have to hide her away now for months and month - until "Sarah's next baby" comes! Someone needs to stake out the compound and get the money shot of the pregnant-again Bristol. She's offered herself up as tabloid fodder and taken money from the tabloids, she has sought celebrity, celebs get their photos taken - that goes with the territory. You can't have one lifestyle (being a celebrity and commanding hundreds of thousands of dollars for photos of yourself) without the other (having to deal with the paparazzi and intrusive photographers.) That's life.

    So somebody get out there and make some serious money!

  67. Anonymous11:22 AM

    If Garcia is ready to pop that kid out, I have a really, really hard time believing that this is the first that Bristol heard about it. That kind of news travels fast in small communities with little to do beyond have sex (and babies), do drugs, and talk about who is having babies and doing drugs.

    So why the sudden, all-for-public-consumption pseudo outrage? And if Bristol IS preggers again, how are they going to explain THIS one if she kicks Levi aside?

    This family has a demonstrated habit of lying and trying to hide Bristol's pregnancies. They did it with the Trig-timed 07-08 pregnancy, and they were trying to do again with Tripp until Sarah had to expose her during the election to head off scrutiny of the whole Trig Tale. So if Bristol is pregnant for the third (4th?) time, then of course the Palins are trying to hide it.

    "I'm going to move out of this nice condo I just bought, move back in with Mommy Dearest, and take A FEW MONTHS to travel with my baby." Right. No one travels with a baby to relax, especially a single mom. Been there, done that. It's not relaxing! Funny how everything takes Bristol a "few months," from relaxing to mono.

    Come on, Wasillans! Get out those cameras! Surely she goes to the grocery. Taco Time. A little play time down by the lake with Tripp. Anyone got a boat?

  68. Anonymous11:33 AM

    As usual, there is great wisdom on the Wonkette:

    Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 1:58 pm, July 30th, 2010

    If only there was some moral authority in Wasilla that could bring some sanity to this situation.

    Oh well, the meth bender, orgy and wolf hunt at the wedding should be fun.

    Oh, and what’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? The pitbull doesn’t have a bunch of illegitimate grandchildren.

    Read more at Wonkette:

  69. Now, now everyone....YOU know what they say...."Practice Makes Perfect!"

  70. Anonymous11:42 AM


    Kinda reminds me of an old Queen song that I heard this morning "Another One Bites the Dust" ???


    Sure hope the Swag-Hag takes this one in the shorts...what a trip..

  71. Anonymous11:43 AM

    It seems like Levi has been set up. 1. Apology from Levi saying he lied about the Palin's in order to be with Bristol. 2. Engagement announced. 3. Bristol moves home. 4. Engagement off.

    If Levi tells the truth about the Palin's, he will be made to look like a liar. This is exactly what Palin would want. She is conniving enough to have planned it all--right down to the new baby rumor.

    Palin faked a pregnancy. Why not pull off another hoax.?

  72. Anonymous11:56 AM

    I am perplexed....what happened to Bristol? the photo is supposed to be her but it looks very different.

  73. johnie2xs11:56 AM

    "Soap(scum)dish, Wasilla"

    You can't write the sh*t!!!

  74. Anonymous said...
    So? How many kids does Track have?

    10:52 AM


    I;m starting to wonder that as well...

  75. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Anonymous 10:52 said...
    So? How many kids does Track have?


    Who cares? Track isn't putting himself in the limelight, leave him alone.

  76. Eunice12:03 PM

    re:the nail in Palin's coffin.

    This makes me think about something I read about Ted Haggard recently. Apparently, for some of his followers, the fact that Ted got caught red handed buying meth and cock from a prostitute does not mean that Ted is a hypocrite. To the contrary, the devil made him do it, the devil was gunning hard for him because he's such a righteous man, his work so valuable to the Lord. In effect, Ted's sins are proof of his righteousness.

    This is the impenetrable mind of the true believer. I don't believe for a second that Harpy McQuitty Pants had a chance at national office, but nothing will ever come between her and her minions.

  77. Anonymous12:04 PM

    Condoms won't help because these kids WANT to have babies!! Bristol was actively trying to get pregnant going several years back! How unhappy and empty must a teen be to do that! I compare that to my 18 year old niece who is leaving for college. She received a full scholarship to a private college because of her grades and work history. A baby would NEVER enter her mind because she wants to be a physician. The parents are responsible. Bristol is unhappy, insecure, jealous and immature because of her upbringing. These Wasilla kids are pathetic.

  78. Anonymous12:07 PM

    anonymous 8:02 AM
    Mayberry was NOTHING like this group. Naive, yes, but kind hearted and good people.
    Don't malign them.

  79. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Am I the only one who thinks this is a scam set up by Palin, who knew Bristol would call off the engagement at such news? If folks in Wasilla see that Lanesia suddenly seems to have a lot more money in her pocket now, this explanation would seem quite plausible.

  80. Facebook Lurker12:22 PM

    Bristol is travelling in a huge RV with her family, perhaps for the TLC show, or maybe something else. She posted pictures of Tripp in it on Facebook, and also posted "single!" with many questions from her friends. I don't think they are still in Alaska, maybe headed south, her cousin in Washington state asked her to go comping this weekend in Washington. That's all I got, take it for what it's worth.

    I assume school will be starting in a couple of weeks for Willow and Piper, if they actually still go to school, but Brsitol did state she was "taking off work, travelling for a few moths with my baby".

    As far as all this baby nonsense, many of Bristol's Alaska peers and friends of Facebook have babies and seems to be the must have accessory up there, much like a designer handbag or tiny terrier would be to most normal teens.

    Levi seems to be packing quite the super sperm, but seriously that Lanesia girl is probably infecting half the state with STD's by now. She seems to be the next generation of Miss Wasyphilis!Does no one have a job up there???

  81. Anonymous12:30 PM

    The MSM has the story except for the bit about BRISTOL being pregnant! Those of you who know in Wasilla, why aren't you selling this to the tabloids!!!
    BRISTOL is pregnant for the 2nd or 3rd time is a HUGE story!! And getting away with it again

  82. Bristol could get an abortion. They'd just cover it up with a D&C.

    Wonder if Bristol will lose her Candie's contract?

    Don't they sell condoms in Wasilla? You'd think both Levi and Bristol would have learned something by now. Or were Ben and Bristol trying for a baby just like Levi and Bristol claim they were? And if needing a husband for the impending birth is such a big deal, why didn't Bristol and Sarah force Ben to step up to the plate? Isn't he Track's friend and much more acceptable to the Palin clan? Why sucker Levi into it except that he's such an easy mark and so gullible and controllable....

    Oops. Never mind.

    Levi is just Todd Jr.

  83. "In other words my friends, I believe we may just be witnessing the karmic hand of justice putting things right in the world. And that is certainly something worth reporting, don't you agree?"

    Sorry, Gryphen, it isn't putting things right when immature kids create more kids they don't know what to do with. It's more like visiting the sins of the parents on the third and fourth generations.

  84. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Anon @ 9:37, I can't get community-level information on STDs on short notice, but I found this little gem from the CDC

  85. Doot Diddy Doot12:47 PM

    Andrew Sullivan has the review of the stupid book for kids on Sarah. As you'd expect it's full of lies!

  86. Anonymous12:50 PM

    Last week you promised a post for early this week on what was going on with Levi and his lawyer, and how he was getting screwed over. Did i miss that?

  87. Anonymous1:00 PM

    "Traveling for a few months with my baby??" that sounds very suspicious to me!!!!!!

  88. Doot Diddy Doot1:12 PM

    Looks like the kids of Wasilla have decided to use the Daily Beast to get their stories out.

    First Ben

    Now Lanesia

  89. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Levi is one (1) of three (3) possibilities of the baby daddy? Round of penicillin, I'm buying.

  90. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Perhaps the Palin camp planted the Lanesia rumor to draw attention away from the Bristol-is-pregnant-by-Ben-Barber rumor.

    Think about it: Bristol hates Lanesia and Lanesia happens to be openly pregnant. I can see them having no respect for Lanesia's reputation and using convenient circumstances to their advantage.

    She's traveling with her child for a few months? If by traveling for a few months with my child means, I'm hiding out until my next child is born.

  91. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Do you think that they are going to cover up the Bristol pregnancy, and then .... because Bristol is such a forgiving and kind person, she and Levi will "adopt" Lanesia's baby? (Is Lanesia definitely pregnant? Is it possible the Palins paid her to say she was pregnant so that there is a cover story if a new baby (Bristol's) appears in the Palin household?, Also, there is an "out" for Bristol's engagement -Levi cheated on me! -if they decide to adopt out Bristol's new baby...)
    SP seems to like to leave all of the options open, and this scenario reflects this, IMO

  92. Anonymous1:55 PM

    Bwahhhhh! Oh Karma, I love you so!

  93. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Regardless of the credibility of this story, I feel sorry for Lanesia. How awful that her name was splashed on the front of the National Enquirer while it states that she slept with three guys in one week.

    It also seems like there is very good reason for her to deny such a story if she does have a long-term boyfriend of three years.

  94. Anonymous4:42 PM

    @ 11:17 AM 11:22 AM

    You are so right. Lanesia's "little sister" is a friend of Willow and Bristol. They are tight. You know Bristol knows every little thing. She would pay or exchange favors. These peers are old enough to go to war, they are all over 18. Others their age are dying in Afghanistan. It is time for them to grow up and do the right thing. The sinister and treacherous tactics will go on forever if no one can stand up.

    TO WASILLA: If you allow yourself to be manipulated__you aren't manipulated.

  95. Anonymous4:55 PM

    Who cares? Track isn't putting himself in the limelight, leave him alone.
    12:00 PM

    Poor Track. He has a serious droopy eye lid anger glare. Anti-social behaviors. He is a strange duck. Who takes photos of the neighbor as he did? Weirdos that is who. He comes from a family of liars and the whole set up is questionable. Grifters are criminal families. Track is a military prop for Sarah but is he in the military or why the unusual leave? Now I hear he went to Dillingham to fish for the camera crew. Is he the next reality star in the family? Girls will want to see the cute young son of Sarah Palin. If he is not too creepy now.

  96. Anonymous6:30 PM

    Well it looks as if Palin's abstinence only BS is working out as well as Nancy Reagan's Just So No.

    I agree with the other poster. What are these kids? Rabbits? And yes, they are still kids wet behind the ears.


  97. Anonymous7:19 PM

    Sarah planted this Lanesia story to break up the happy couple; I'd almost guarantee it....Levi says he lied about Sarah, Levi and Bristol get $100 grand for a story about their engagement, another girl ends up knockers and might be having Levi's baby and now Bristol has bailed.

    Bristol and Levi made nice for a magazine photo op, they each got $50 grand, Levi ruined his credibility and now Bristol has disappeared.

    This only looks good for one person and that person is Sarah Palin, master manipulator.

  98. Anonymous2:28 PM

    Why does anyone care what the Palins do? You guys are the reason the Palins won't go away.

    Get a Life!!!!

    Also.. If levi whored around, how is it Palins problem?

    Also her son was not a vandal. At least look up the truth and stop believing every rumor.

  99. Anonymous9:51 AM

    "Also her son was not a vandal. At least look up the truth and stop believing every rumor."

    maybe you know something? sounds like you don't.

    Track signed up as he entered his senior year in school and gave up his hockey games for the army. He drove officers around in a jeep for the brief time he served (6 months) and now he is home again. There is no word on if he has a job or not....guessing not since he's fishing with Dad. Maybe that is his job - fishpicker.

    Yes, there are rumors about Track and vandalism. The rumors are about two separate events. There are also lots of stories about meth labs and addiction to oxycontin. I have to believe there is a basis of truth for the stories.

    The same goes for the stories about how wild Bristol and Willow are. They have quite the reputations as party girls.

    Willow has the distinct reputation of also being a vandal and causing $20K worth of destruction in an empty home.

  100. Anonymous7:28 PM

    I can't help but be curious! What help could you *possibly* be?


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