Monday, November 15, 2010
Bristol dressed in black, decides to actually dance this week, and to deny that the Teabaggers have ANYTHING to do with her ability to remain on the show this long! Update!
I asked my daughter's girlfriend, who is a dancer, to critique Bristol's dance.
She said that Bristol is still very stiff but definitely danced better and finally started moving unlike in past weeks.
What do all of you think?
Here is a bonus video of Bristol denying that the Teabaggers are the only reason that she is still on the show.
Did you notice that the interviewer is not buying her BS one little bit?
Update: Bristol aims the wrath of the Palin-bots at Brandy's dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Some viewers are criticizing Bristol Palin’s longevity on this season’s Dancing With the Stars, and according to the Alaskan beauty, certain fellow dancers are giving her the cold shoulder, as well! “Maks (Chmerkovskiy) does not like me. He thinks I don’t deserve to be here because I’m not the best dancer,” Bristol tells In Touch about contestant Brandy’s professional partner.
This is how the Palins deal with competition, or criticism. You watch how quickly Sarah Palin's rabid supporters launch a vicious attack against Chmerkovskiy. It will be brutal, it will be completely unfair, and it will either anger him enough to speak out, or beat him into submission. I am hoping that it is the former and not the latter.
And I don't believe for an instant that this was accidental. Bristol knows EXACTLY what she is doing.
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Bristol was OK in the first dance but stiff as a board in the second. Once AGAIN she and Mark got the LOWEST scores. I will bet you my right arm that Kyle gets kicked off tomorrow. I Bristol gets past Jennifer Gray there will be rioting.
ReplyDeleteI liked how the judges THANKED THE BAND as they were talking to them after their dance, no final comment, just began talking over their heads praising the band. Seemed dismissive and a little curt, but I think it may have been a glimpse into the judges' patience wearing a little thin with poor dancing performances not mattering on a dancing show...
ReplyDeleteWhen Bristol gets voted off, will Mercede talk? WHAT IS THE HOLD UP over there?!
ReplyDeleteBristol got the same score as Brandy for her first dance- 27 (all 9s). Jennifer Grey got 30, and Kyle, I think, 29. I voted for the first time ever, for Brandy (even before Bristol had danced- Brandy's the one I hope will win it), and I hope others do, too! Bristol's the only one I wouldn't care about being sent home this week- I'd like to see everyone else stay on.
ReplyDeleteDidn't watch the second dance of Bristol's- didn't want to watch her blame the country for her mother's decision to parade her, as a pregnant 17-yr-old, in front of the nation.
Her pregnancy was SOOOOOOO obvious in the second dance. If you can get the second dance in HD video and have the ability to do still frame, it is very evident! I don't think it was any coincidence that they brought up the whole teen pregnancy again to make her appear a victim!!! The stage is set. Mirror Ball Trophy and a new crib!! Wahoo
ReplyDeleteMEH ... same walk, pose, let Mark do all the work. I don't think she's getting better - she's pretty much on the same level she was when she started.
ReplyDeleteShe did have some wicked Stevie Nicks hair and "Rhiannon" energy going with the skirt and all. (So so modest, eh, Bristle?)
She still can't dance. She just moved with more enthusiasm. I still think she is expecting a baby.
ReplyDeleteSorry but she cannot dance, not a step. She looks like a huge goth death moth or something.
ReplyDeleteAs a once upon a time dancer, I can say that she has definitely improved - last week was remarkably better than previous weeks, haven't seen tonight yet - but she is far and away worse than any of the others. It isn't Dancing with Most Improved Stars, it's a competition show and it's nice to see people learn how to dance, but some develop quickly, others not so much (Bristol).
ReplyDeleteWow. She actually did...pretty well.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't see pregnant, though whether she lost weight or had a "white-out", I'm not sure.
Wasilla's newest celebrity is said to be on DWTS tonight. April Morlock, speaking on behalf of Bristol's pregnancy. It may be why they think she has improved. The Tea Party bought her a self-esteem course via this television venue. It is not about the show or it's audience. It is to explain Bristol's pregnancy and it is to restore Bristol's self-esteem. Will they explain why all the cupcakes and cookies and why are they choosing to fatten her up at this time? Why not work on those self-esteem issues?
ReplyDeleteApril is standing up for Bristol again and it is time Bristol returns the favor. She will fail celebrity 101 if she doesn't treat her friend better.
Okay. So she moved a wee bit more, but NOT in comparison to Brandy and Jennifer. There was a whole lot of smoke and mirrors in the first dance with that vampire cape. in the second dance, she had the exact same expression on her face and walked around the dance floor like usual. She simpky could not learn two dances.
ReplyDeleteMy husband was watching for the first time and he wanted to know why she looked so covered up and big.
Also, too, if anyone read C4P, they would see a whole lot of people write that Bristol is not the best dancer, but that they vote for her anyway because she's Sarah's daughter.
And why does she sound so uneducated when she is interviewed?
April Morlock, sister of soldier Jeremy Morlock of Wasilla, spoke on behalf of Bristol during one segment of the show. April said Bristol had it rough during her pregnancy and she was happy to see Bristol shaking her tail on DWTS.
ReplyDeleteClassy...
No emotion
ReplyDeleteblack dress to look slimmer
long dress to hide boring foot work
This message is for Bristol Palin:
ReplyDeleteYou are not like me. You are not an ordinary regular person. You are the only unwed teenage mother celebraty to participate on Dancing with the Stars for your celebraty as an unwed teenage mother.
Your celebraty as an unwed teenage mother was created by your mother - the first female governor of Alaska and the first female republican candidate for VICE president of the United States.
You are a one of a kind celebraty, so cut the crap about what a regular ordinary person that you are. Your place on the show was bought and paid for.
Most of America is not that stupid and we don't buy it.
I think that black was a good choice. It helps to conceal things. The show hasn't aired where I am and I'll try to see it in HDTV. It is about time that she does improve some what. The damage is done. OMG! Look who left when she did horrible and showed no improvement. For once it would be nice if she did find some ethics and rehearsed like the winners. But does a little improvement mean she is a winner? She even talked about a fix being in on that radio show, not her words but she gave up the crooked judges. She is after that mirror ball and will believe and do anything it takes. Disgusting. This is gazillion times worse than any of the payola, 64,000$ question or any blatant media scandals of the past combined with the political schemes and tactics. DWTS deserves to go down. DONE. Let another network do a better job. The liars don't deserve any mercy.
ReplyDeleteSo who is the person standing in for BP tonight? Looks thirty pounds thinner and could actually almost dance.
ReplyDeleteAnd then there was the LENGTHY bio presented by the Grizzelled One ....what a perfect child she was until she got taken in by that devil LEVI!
Revisionist history!
Why does Bri$tol say, "The people at home have seen US improve"?
ReplyDeleteMark already has won, with Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson as his partner.
What do you mean WE, kemo sabe?
She is definitely a tea party fan, as her fan page evidences by her personal comments
ReplyDeleteHmm another black outfit - to lessen the prominence of any bumps?
ReplyDeleteEh, everyone has their fan bases. While there are definitely liberals who find Bristol endearing, most of her base voters are no doubt repubs.
ReplyDeleteMan, she's huge. Poor thing, it has to be humiliating. Sucky dancer and fat 20 yr old....
ReplyDeletei am no pro, but i still think it was a lame dance, especially this lat in the game. watch the other quarter finalists, and you will see what i mean - they are so much better that team ballas.
ReplyDeleteand whay the heck was bristol holding her dress up so we could all see her undies? it reminded me of the movie nell, where she starts pulling off her clothes in a bar with all the boys a'watchin'.
I've got a confession, uncle gryphen... I actually voted on dwts this week. all my votes went to kyle! GO KYLE!!! he has clearly come the furthest of them all. what a talented kid; I look forward to seeing what he does in the future.
ReplyDeleteas far as bristol goes... yes she has gotten better, but it's all relative. if this really was a dance competition she would have been gone weeks ago, and we wouldn't have even been able to witness her improvement.
bristol likes to remind people that she's never been a dancer, but neither is kyle - and they're both the same age. kyle's improvement dwarfs bristol's. she is lazy, the fact that it took her 8 weeks to marginally improve is proof of that.
I am not familiar with the dance that Bristol and Marc were doing....near as I could tell it involved her lifting her skirt and him moving toward her on his knees. I better watch that again...I must have missed something.
ReplyDeleteand btw, this was the first time i ever voted because i would hate to see kyle get kicked off the show. the kid is very talented and he works so hard each week. he's light on his feet and graceful and a joy to watch. what a sham this all is.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Kyle will probably be going home tonight. A real shame. THe kid has done such a TREMENDOUS job. But does have two marks against him - he is a man and a man of color.
ReplyDeleteI see comments that B looks thinner..I must be crazy as I thought she looked bigger. It seems they are concealing as best they can but I still saw a belly despite the goth look in both dances. I can't say it is a baby but she seems definitely bigger. She still does little and the scores are an outrage. When with a man who is a strong leader, as I am sure Mark is, you can't help but look good. He controls it, he throws you out, pulls you in, dips you, bends you, etc. It is all him!
ReplyDeleteUgh. Claims she was "the golden child" until she met Levi. WTF? Did he force her to have unprotected sex? And if he was so awful, why did she get engaged to him a second time? Such a nice mommy to say something like that about her son's father.
ReplyDeleteAn unwed twenty-something mother of a toddler and a ton of cash.
ReplyDeleteSUCH a tough life, little Bristol.
Isn't that lifting the skirt move the same one Kate Gosselin did in the paparazzi dance? It is the stupiest move ever in my view. I will give Bristol this, she is better than Kate.
ReplyDeleteBristol is lazy.
ReplyDeleteand hey, isn't that one of "sarah's outfits" from the 2008 election? i definitely recognize the boots.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 6:08pm
ReplyDeleteI think she sounds uneducated because her mother does. Some people, educated or not, try to maintain a (to them) folksy type image that they think is evidenced by poor speaking skills. Sarah's visible tenseness when she talks is a clue to that - a lot of what she says sounds forced. Not that I think she is all the intelligent, just that a lot of her "charm" is fake & she obviously thinks part of that charm is her speech patterns, otherwise she would have changed them by now. With parents like that, intelligent kids pattern their speech after the family or they get hassled right out of the house. Not saying that Bristol is doing that, but that in that family, you would certainly not want to sound or be different.
April and Bristle good friends?
ReplyDeleteDid Bristle date the brother Jeremy?
And how did Track get out of the service after a year?
Nah, teaPee people didnt keep her on...nah.
ReplyDeleteShe's not on because she is famous for being preggo..nah.
She's not a "star"...so why is she on at all?...if not because she was known for being preggo.
They doth protest too much.
"performer"...she wants to be a 'performer'.
Did that begin during the RNC convention?...that was quite the performance: Dumb stuffed pregnant girl can smile and wave. Now she can twirl!
And oh, my!...once again she whines that everyone is pickin on her!
boo. hoo.
What a pile of crap. Looks like Bristol had that white-out procedure. I was really turned off by Mark's dancing. Somehow the bare chest coupled with his expressive dancing was completely off the mark for me. Maybe it's just me.
ReplyDeleteWell, damn, I HOPE she's improved. It's been long enough.
ReplyDeleteBut it's still a huge stretch to say she is dancing on par with the others. Her moves are simple, graceless and have a rehearsed quality (ie not effortless). She's the high school girl showing off at the prom.
Get her off that show. She's making a mockery of everyone and everything.
Bristol is making those remarks about Maks to get her mom's flying monkeys angry.
Vote for Kyle!
ReplyDeletelifting your skirt and side stepping is not dancing....
ReplyDeleteMark should visit C4P before he makes stupid remarks like that.
ReplyDeleteIs he saying C4P are not political.
Mark Ballas is plain goofy.
ReplyDeleteNo WAY ON EARTH was that dance worthy of all 9s. I don't watch the show anymore, but with what I've seen of Brandy, she can get 9s while sleeping.
ReplyDeleteThe judges have waded into sleazy territory. Yuck.
I've always thought she isn't the worst dancer they've ever had on the show. Yes she has steadily improved, or at least has not gotten worse.
ReplyDeleteBut, she by rights should be the next dancer eliminated. The show has mostly been fair in this regard in the past, with the weakest to the strongest eliminated or kept on accordingly.
She DEFINITELY continues to have a suspiciously thick mid-section. The first dress had that thick belt, slits to show her legs and a very, very tight black girdle or leotard underneath. The second dress was much less successful at hiding her strangely shaped torso (for a non-pregnant woman). That asymmetrical skirt, with only one leg showing, was they equivalent of the diagonals they have used in past weeks. It all fools the eye. From the side, however, there was no hiding her shape.
I think Bristol is ready to go home. I think her family got their political plugs in as well as their re-writing of the narrative for their dumb supporters, so mission accomplished.
The amazing thing was all the stuff about her pregnancy with Tripp. What is this family going to say when the truth(s) come out?
Bullshit. If it were not for the Teabaggers and Palinbots making a coordinated effort to vote for her, she would have been off the show a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad to say this but Bristol is turning into and arrogant, snarky bitch, just like mom.
I don't care, but I can't help myself.
ReplyDeleteFirst, Mark isn't a world-class dancer. He's a show dancer. He's technically well-trained, but he's kind of 'Vegas show girl'. Perfect for an American television show foil. But not in the dance world.
He looks good because it's an uneducated audience. No one knows what is supposed to look like.
He's sloppy, he has undisciplined hips and feet. He's flamboyant in style without substance.
Here's what show Paso Doble looks like, which is closest to this television show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYCkNERlAtg&feature=related
Here's competition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA4nQn4V9Uw&feature=related
Classical-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFu0Vq4dpp0
Mark ripped off this entire routine, including the costume. Here's the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6683LpN9l8&feature=related
I do not expect Bristol Palin to dance like a pro. How could she? It's an insult to imagine that it's possible. Then why bother to take dance class for 25 years?
I compare her to her peers on that show. None of them are dancers. Performance arts, acting and dance are not all uniformly interchangeable skills. Dance is dance. So none of them has an advantage of the others. Good attitude and some natural ability is what I think would help one star prevail over the other.
Bristol's professed superior athletic prowess would be an advantage for HER, over the other contestants. IF it was TRUE.
In Bristol's case, she's so invested in her Wasilla-teen-baby-momma-hick attitude, that she's wasting a very cool moment. It looks to me like she might be finally letting go of some of her crappy attitude. It looks like she's actually trying for the first time. Brat!
Either she read the blogs, or someone sat her down and set her straight about her ungracious tedious loser mindset, eh?
So shut up, already, Bristol! YOU are the one who has an advantage over the rest!
Bristol's got a point. She was your average good girl before she started dating Wasillas bad boy. I dont know her whole dating history but I know she was pretty wholesome.
ReplyDelete"She will fail celebrity 101 if she doesn't treat her friend better."
What are you talking about? Bristol has never treated a friend like shit, She's as loyal as the day is long.
How to win at ballroom dancing while pregnant.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes rolled when Bristol remarked that her life was oh so groovy until she met Levi. All HIS fault, doncha know? AND to cap it off, she just wants other girls to know that "abstinence IS a realistic option."
ReplyDelete*snort*
Pants on FIRE!
"She looks like a huge goth death moth"
ReplyDeleteThat's totally hysterical. I thought she looked HUGE HUGE HUGE tonight. It was a bit hidden because of the black and the billow skirts and length and all--but if you were to stop and get a frame and then outline her actual body in a white line her immense girth would be totally obvious. There is something serious going on or she's just headed for obesity. No way is she thinner this week. And her face shows that for sure, they can't hide that (although they tried with the veil).
And what's with this open her skirts and invite the guy into her crotch move???? She's pretending to be conservative?
And what about the line---"Levi is the only guy I ever slept with"....is that why she called herself a slut on her MySpace page a few years ago? I wonder what all her buddies have to say about how many people she's slept with--somehow only Levi seems extremely unplausible.
Someone else made a really good observation here recently. DWTS is not a venue for launching a career. It is for individuals who have had some success already to try something new, former athletes, for example, or for celebrities/entertainment people to revive or expand their careers. In other words, every other person has something to build from. What exactly is being on DWTS going to lead to for Bristol Palin? She clearly isn't going to become a professional dancer or actress and her stunted communication skills would make it very challenging for her to break into broadcasting.
ReplyDeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteA win will be all about SP 1st & daughter 2nd.
2nd childhood
Sorry, I watched the clip without the sound, sometimes the music can add to the performance....Bristol did the same moves that she has done in all of their dances and Mark overshot all of his moves to compensate for what she can't do.
ReplyDeleteShe says he doesn't like and doesn't think she should be there.
ReplyDeleteSo?
A lot of us feel that way.
To say the truth if Sarah had just stayed out of her daughter's spot light, Bristol would have had my sympathy and support. But the fact is Sarah can't have enough of TV, she has to show her squared face like she is also in the game, taking her daughter 's spot light and bringing politics in her daughter 's me time is digraceful. I mean her comment of saying I want to make sure Bristol wins to show the Libruls that a girl like her can win is all political. So yeah, I do not watch but today I made sure I voted the real dancer. Sarah Palin take your kids on reality show, stop hunting for scores to make a political score. Actually I divided my five votes for Kyle and Brandy. Jennifer is great. I feel sorry for Bristol though because she sound like her mom now.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Juicey recently have the same permed hair style as Brisket?
ReplyDeleteI do give her kudos for learning the dances. Even simple choreography can be challenging to learn for some.
ReplyDeleteI see very little improvement. She's not a dancer -- stiff, doesn't feel the movement, awkward transitions. Mark has done a masterful job hiding her weaknesses and highlighting her strength (dramatic arm movement). Compare this dance with Jennifer's in the same style. No comparison... certainly not 3 points difference. The judges haven't done Bristol or the show a favor. I guess it would be embarrassing for the show to have a low score in the semi-finals.
If she doesn't go home (and DialIdol is showing her as the only one safe), I hope she has to do a 'hoppity' dance next week.
HOLY TWINKIE she's packing on the pounds!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat was that garbage comment about God has something in store for her?
She got in a good jab at Levi, didn't she. I thought the judge said that is forbidden?
She really worked it tonight, just like a whore on a street corner, she was begging for the votes BWAAAA HAAA HAAA
I just saw the scores.
ReplyDelete27 points? Yeah Bristol actually moved this week, but NOT 27 points worth!
Just how much do dance judges cost these days Sarah?
Seriously my opinion is that Bristol stiffly walked/danced and pulled her dress in the air and deserves to go because she has nothing more to offer.
ReplyDeleteAs for the interview, she talked '$arah talk' and played the innocent wearing the teabagger shirt...sorta like her mom wearing the Team Arctic jacket.
Her brain has definitely been 'washed' by the queen of compulsive liars.
Bristol Palin has been engaged to marry Levi Johnston TWICE. She doesn't learn.
ReplyDeleteVote for Kyle! Don't you dare block my Gryphen! Don't you dare. Free Speech...it's in the thingy!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid she say during the Levi trashing/woe is me single mom thing that Levi was the only boy she had sex with back in the day? Really?
ReplyDeleteBristol, if it weren't for the teabaggers, your fat ass would have been out weeks ago. You really can't believe that you can dance because, you can't. You can't act either. Go home and take care of your kids.
ReplyDeleteKyra, even if it were most improved, Kyle would win that. Far more improvement than Brisket. And holy shit - they've now gone to a costume with a corset on the OUTSIDE, would bet that AND spanx underneath. Look how stiff and unable to really bend she is.
ReplyDeleteMark is again doing all the work - he does a cossack kick while she WALKS backward.
I do have to wonder if her extra energy is because of AHEM a little Extra (wink wink attention form Markie? Anything for the show - and your career, eh little man?
All the trolls here who personally know the Palins and I don't think I've read one of them deny that Bristol was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteOh...watch Brandy's 2nd dance. She does a little walking leap (sorry, I don't know what it's called or how to describe it) right before the end. All of the contestants have done this move at least once this season. Now, imagine Bristol doing it.
I'd love to see all the contestants doing the same dance.
anon @ 6:08
ReplyDeletebecause she is uneducated. Barely finished high school, amount of school missed, being brought up in a house devoid of books, by a parent who "lacks intellectual curiosity" (I"m liking Lisa!!!), and who thinks censorship is A-OK, even as a "loyalty test."
Where could she possibly earn to value education?
Does anyone have a link to watch Bristol and Mark's SECOND "dance?"
ReplyDeleteThanks. : )
Never voted before, but used up all my votes for Kyle. Bristol sucks as a dancer, and her mother sucks as a human being.
ReplyDeleteOnce the connection between ABC and plain is discovered, don't say I didn't warn ya.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember who said it, I think it was credited to SP( so we might want to hold her word suspect) that ABC wanted Todddd, but settled for BP. You believe her right?
I wasn't to thrilled with Bristol's first dance, it was okay but didn't deserve the 9's. I thought 8's would have been good.
ReplyDeleteI liked the second dance because it did have a nice feel to it, beautiful music. Having said that, the dance wasn't that great compared to the other Waltz. But I did think it was very nice.
1. That Maks story is way old
ReplyDelete2. It's also not true. Everyone gets along swimmingly
Giant Goth Moth! LOL!
ReplyDeleteMy mother, who has watched DWTS since the beginning season of the show, said yesterday that BP was stiff and the clothing designers were going out of their way to put her in unflattering clothing. "The others wear clothes that look nice on them!" she said. LOL.
I then showed her pics of BP in Spanx and said that's why dumbass BP is so stiff and the clothes are padded to hide her latest pregnancy and they were TRYING to camouflage it.
I still can't stop laughing about the "making her wear unflattering clothes" comment.
Mom also taught a HS kid who had mono for 2 months so she knows the BP had 5 months of mono was complete bullshit.
lifting your skirt and side stepping is not dancing....
ReplyDelete6:49 PM
yes, the difference between ballet and burlesque,
art and porn, love and lechery....
@7:11, who said, "What are you talking about? Bristol has never treated a friend like shit, She's as loyal as the day is long."
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yes, Bristol Palin is a loyal as the day is long in Barrow on December 21.
And so much for taking Levi Johnston to court and suing him for child support and custody, claiming Levi would use Tripp to pursue celebrity.
As for the court order that she not disparage Levi? Pooh! Bristol loves her FREEDOM, y'all. Freedom to be arrogant, self-righteous, vindictive and jealous with a shall we say flexible? relationship to the truth.
Like her mother, she has sown the wind. I hope she reaps the whirlwind.
@curioser
ReplyDeleteYeah, Wittle Bitty Markie imagines her doing that move, too. It's his worst nightmare.
@anon, 7:26, You were wondering why Bristol was on DWTS. I have an idea. During the summer, Levi & Bristol surprised everybody by announcing their sudden engagement on a magazine cover. In fact, they were supposed to be shopping around a TV reality show about their life together raising Tripp, getting married, and for the grand finale, surprise....a baby?
ReplyDeleteSarah blew her stack! No engagement, and it was over in a week. Soon after, we discovered that Bristol received a call while working at the doctor's office (yeah, sure) inviting her to be a contestant on DWTS.
DWTS just happened to think of Bristol and they found out where she worker? I bet that Sarah arranged it, saying that Bristol wanted a reality show, she could have one without Levi. So there.
Bristol is not a star. Her short acting and speaking career show how little natural talent she has. I never heard a word about performing in school plays or taking acting classes, which is what kids in our town do.
There are several reasons why Bristol is on DWTS week after week while stronger dancers are voted off. The Pee People vote for her; someone bragged about voting more times than allowed. Sarah is pulling some strings behind the scenes. There are reports that no one one the show is allowed to talk about Bristol, a condition that never existed on the show before. This is Bristol "audition" for her own series, but no one has grabbed her yet. Now she wants to be an entertainment show interviewer. There is no end to Bristol's talents and dreams. Bristol is not leaving that show until she gets a really great offer, recording contract, book deal, her own show or maybe decides to run for Mayor of Wasilla. That will show Levi!
http://tv.gawker.com/5690894/jon-stewarts-harshest-john-mccain-critique-yet
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice Willow's reaction when Bristol finished her first dance? What a little shit! She looked snide and could barely clap. Almost like she was thinking, "Are you kidding me, Bristol?"
ReplyDeleteWillow will be Sarah's worst nightmare. As Bachman, Turner Overdrive would sing, "You ain't seen nothing yet!"
So miss abstinence God has a plan for me messed up in rehearsal and says "F***"!!
ReplyDeleteNow that Momma's show has hit the screen - Bristol the Pistol should high-tail it back to Wasilla for a 3-4 month rest before taking on any new projects.
ReplyDeleteThere is an entertaining view/ piece about Momma's show that
is worth a read:
snip] If ever you wondered if Sarah Palin was indeed the next coming of Christ, her reality TV show, hagiographically titled “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”, proves that not only does Palin own Alaska, but that she is your next Messiah. [end snip
read more @ http://www.politicususa.com/en/palin-jesus-tlc
Back in the day we used to refer to girls like Bristol as little snots. Like mother, like daughter. This is the reason they both might be nice looking on the outside but the inside is pure ugly.
ReplyDeleteIn the interview she keeps rubbing up against the dude. He has his hand in his pocket to play with his woody. Has he got him some pregnant lovin'?
ReplyDeleteShe still isn't "dancing", a slight improvement but that's all. And she is full of shit if she thinks anyone believes she has worked her butt off. She may have worked harder this week but not throughout the competition.
ReplyDeleteBy the way since all the other contestants had to sign written agreements not to discuss Bristol can we consider that void now that she has spoken out against Brandy's partner?
She had NO reason to bring up whether he likes her or not since he isn't the one voting on her to win or lose. I can only imagine no one there thinks much of her.
Its time for Bristol to move to AZ and take care of her kids. She sure does like the make up for a young woman. I would call it trashy, not classy.
ReplyDeleteMark is doing his all to keep up the high scores. Bristol seems to think that she is should win and is coming across as a spoiled sport. She kind of sucks at dancing compared to the other contestants.
I think she should pay Levi money because she is such a cash cow and talks badly about the man who did love her and want to work out a future with her.
Bristol has been poisoned by her ignorant mom that has always gotten the red carpet treatment because of her sexy flirtatious ways. Men in Alaska will suck up to Sarah like honey too a bear.
I have the second dance video scheduled to post early in the morning for those who want to see it.
ReplyDeleteI am taking a break from DWTS for the rest of this evening.
Off topic, but an example of real dance in another world entirely:
ReplyDeletewww.carts-carriages.com
These are video clips of "Dancing Morgans" horses with a unique gait that even sidestep. Oh yeah, and the trainer, Carole Mercer, rides one SIDESADDLE and has complete control of the second horse with lead reins. And she's sixty-five.
Such a change from tonight's grim episode....
IMO, jennifer and Brandy ought to tell the producers tonight that if bristol is there tomorrow, just award her the shiney ball. they worked their butts off, and they no longer will play the ABC game of Let's let Bristol Win Without Trying.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9vjtCFnuGI
ReplyDeleteHey that crack about Levi being the only one to get some from leg from her like he got her virginity. If she is pregnant that statement is a preemptive strike for the righties to think baby number 3 is Levi's. Stupid Levi ends up paying for another boy's baby for 18 yrs. Bitch!
ReplyDeleteBristol learned at the foot of the master...play victim & unleash the flying monkeys.
ReplyDeleteMust suck to be willow. No boys allowed upstairs when the cameras are rolling - even though Bristol was allowed sleep over's with boys. Piper is the media darling, again squeezing willow out.
ReplyDeleteFYI - you can vote more than once. Cell phone votes AND what the pee'ers do is sent up several e-mail accounts (hotmail, google, etc) and vote away!
ReplyDeleteJust a suggestin. All 130 of my votes went to Kyle.
After Jennifer Grey said such nice things about Bristol Palin, Bristol then insulted her and the other dancers as 'fake'.
ReplyDeleteBristol is a snotty girl who gives an image of being nice but really.... not so much.
Well, of course Bristol would attack Maks -- this way, the bots will vote against Brandy. Why Brandy? Bristol and her mom sure don't want to lose to another black person.
ReplyDeleteBristol looked like a giant dirty non-musical Stevie Nicks. The judges are crap, they all sold out except Carrie Anne did try on the last dance. Everyone is saying it is up to the voters. The Tea Baggers are stampeding for Bristol. They do have the experience.
ReplyDeleteBristol can't take any responsibility because that is how she's programed. The story they are sticking to is that she was a sweet modest Bristol until she met Levi... it was his fault she had to connive against Lanesia Garcia, a prior bff since grade school. I guess that was before bff April Morlock. Whoever writes the script of Sarah's orders should be fired for making Bristol look the fool. Levi has been minding his own business and not leaving a legacy for Tripp about how his life was ruined when Bristol destroyed her friendship with Nesia to have sex with Levi. She was spell bound by his truck or the like. Now April, Todd, Heather and Sarah teamed up to put Levi in a bad light so that Bristol has the sweet girl image they've manufactured.
How did they get all of the Johnstons the STFU?
Kyra -- Sarah DID change her speech patterns. It's just that she did the OPPOSITE of what you're suggesting. If you on YouTube, here's an old video of her as a sportscaster in 1988. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc7LBtRGCd8
ReplyDeleteBack then, Sarah sounded relatively normal. She says "g" at the end of each word where it belongs. She does not screech. Yet, she still sounds like herself.
Oh, and no sexy winking back then, either.
So, yeah -- she changed her speech patterns, all right. But it went from normal to hillbilly. I doubt that she'll change it back again.
7:11 PM
ReplyDeleteThe Tea Party and SarahPac are rewriting her history and they are leaving out Nesia Garcia.
I doubt everyone has actually forgotten. It is intentional. The same with trying to re-virgin her in regard to the sex with Levi. Sarah is devoting her tv show to a replay of the upstairs with boys and all. Piper lives in the house. It is not only about Bristol and sex, it is about the parental and older siblings as example.
I'm thinking that this show has already come to an end. I bet this is its last season and they already knew that, so they can do any damn thing they want!
ReplyDeleteFor 5 million people Willow and Andy perform the boy on the staircase scene and the next night Bristol and April get to dig at Levi. Coincidence?
ReplyDeleteGryphen @7:43pm - my 84-year-old mother said dang near the same thing. She asked me what was Bristol's score?
ReplyDeleteThen, "her mother didn't pay the judges enough."
ROTFLMAO
Lets get the story straight. When Brisket was getting her scores for Mark's second dance, Brisket was described as a receptionist. I thought Brisket said she was an office manager?
ReplyDeleteOffice Mgr Skills Required:
A college degree in business is required to get job as an office manager. Exposure to college coursework involving accounting, data processing and administrative management would be an added advantage while applying for the position of an office manager.
An office manager has to ensure that all the office policies are properly communicated to the staff. It his responsibility the resolve disputes that may arise among employees. To be able to do all this an office manager needs to be a good communicator and decision maker. As he has to draw up elaborate reports he should have strong communication skills. He should be good at multitasking and confident in project management. Knowledge of office software packages (Word, Excel, PowerPoint etc.) is also expected for such a job profile.
SO Brisket barely got her HS diploma and she did the work of a college graduate. OUTSTANDING or a LIAR.
Before their second dance, the competitors told their stories and did anybody notice Bristol was the only one who had something negative to say? Why did she have to trash her baby's daddy? I thought there was an agreement not to talk bad about each other. LOL, Bristol stood in front of millions of people and like a Palin, she blames somebody else.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Kimmel had some funny comments about BP possibly winning DWTS and being unable to dance AND $P’s Flippin’ Alaska. He had a montage of her repeatedly sort of swearing. It’s worth watching if you missed it.
ReplyDeleteSomebody must of told Bristol the Pistol to wear black clothes, it hides her cheeseburger gut and fat ass.
ReplyDeleteMark should get something for dragging that beached whale around the dance floor. If they are not voted off tonight, something is really wrong - it's way overdue.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Bristol's face? It just exploded like somebody went crazy with botox injections.
ReplyDeleteHer face is getting as wide as her butt!
I haven't watched the video as I usually do, because I've been involved with other things more important than what a dumb arse alaskan knocked up former teen has to say,...but I jus wanna say that I can't believe Bristol would talk about another dance team like that! Doesn't that break some sort of DWTS rule? You can diss all you want after your gig is up, but while you're competing you have the nerve to trash other dancers???
ReplyDeleteWhat a total byatch this chick is. Is this the kind of thing she used to do in high school too? Get her little groupies together to attack other kids in school and play the victim card?
Wow...didn't think I could be any more suprised at Palin behavior after all this time, I mean the Homer video with her sister really took the cake for me....but THIS is really trashy of Bristol to do.
My god! lol.
I read where the demographics for the TLC show is mainly older people.When Bristol went on DWTS, I felt it was Sarah's way of trying to get more mainstream, but since the Teabaggers have hijack DWTS, it is not getting her any benifits except the same cesspool.If you notice the majority of Sarah's audiences are older people,the gullible.There is hope that the young people can see through the Palins, as media whores.
ReplyDeleteThe show starts with the premise that the 'stars' who thrive have: Courage, Resilience, Charisma.
ReplyDeleteNope, Bristol doesn't even fit a fraction of all of 'em, or whatnot. And that sucks because the C4Pers thinks she's awesome and helps pave the road to the White House.
All these stars, still alive or eliminated already have done an extraordinary job in honoring the non-disclosures that specifically protect the Palin's.
ReplyDeleteFor that little turd to bring someone up by name, what does that serve? She going to accuse the Obama girls for not voting for her?
What a bitch. Those nasty notes she put up and says about Mercede already had me completely pegging her as a mean girl, but now she's being just as dangerous as her mother.
Levi needs to grow a pair and take that cow on.
O' c'mon on anon @ 9:18. It's the 21st century. If not Levi, then certainly his attorneys or the courts have heard of paternity tests.
ReplyDeleteI was surprised at how similar Bristols two costumes were. I understand the difficulty in creating a wardrobe that camoflages Bristol large middle section....but these two outfits were almost identical. This tells me that it is getting harder and harder for the designers to cover her tummy.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I thought she looked very 'pregnancy bumpy" at the beginning of the show when the dancers lined up at the introductions. There was a side view in Bristol and that sash with her first outfit wasnt hiding anything. Anyone got a screen shot from the opening of the show?
5:59 So funny: "She looks like a huge goth death moth or something." What other girl her age in that position wouldn't at least TRY harder to do better? Her responses in the little interviews are wooden if not almost surly, her efforts are barely enough to keep her walking and pointing when she's not shaking 'em (reminds me of the old motel beds that shook when you put a quarter in - all motion, no rhythm). There is a lizard-like quality to her expression. Entitlement? Smugness? What is it with this doltish lump of a girl?!?
ReplyDeleteOn TV for all to see: just a lumbering cow with a bad attitude, from a trashy family, common as dirt, too lazy to work but taking the opportunity to blame everyone for everything. SO glad my teenage son thinks girls like her are "losers, for real"
ReplyDelete"Get her little groupies together to attack other kids in school and play the victim card?"
ReplyDeleteIf you are Bristol's friend that is exactly what it is about 2:51 AM. April is in.
Young people are who DWTS is going for. Sarah Palin's Alaska is on the Learning Channel. It will be for the classrooms. DWTS wants a more diverse audience and they hope Bristol will help attract the younger republicans and breeders.
Another unwed teen reality queen was caught on film beating her baby daddy. Bristol fits in with the unwed single mothers in attack mode. And they want her to be a role model.
Try showing that in any public classroom - it would be so easy for any parent to protest it and/or sue over it.
ReplyDelete1) It has numerous flaws and it isn't really about Alaska, or wildlife, etc.
2) The minute she declares she's running for anything, any public entity showing it is open to lawsuit.
So, can a private school show it, sure, but how many private fundy schools want to show a film about sneaking boyfriends up to your room, or insulting your mom in public?
You better believe that Willow is pissed. Wouldn't you be.
ReplyDeleteWillow (so far as we know) has mastered birth control. She isn't fat and nasty looking.
But who gets the big bucks???
Yeah. That lying slut of a sister.
(harsh, but truth hurts)
The DWTS demo is the same demo as Sarah Failin's Alaska: geezerville. ABC knows this and that's why Bristol is on, as a stand-in for her mom.
ReplyDelete"Alaskan beauty" chuckle, chuckle...this is the aha moment!
ReplyDeleteAttacking Brandy would be to obviously racist, but going aver her dance partner could acheive the same results...it triggers the bots action.
Again the Grizzeled is living through her daughter. No way the girl could compete in any sanctioned beauty pageant - she got knocked up - but she can be on DWTS even though she is an unwed mother and probably pregnant. The very thought of Sarah/Bristol loosing the a woman of color would be a reenactment of the Sarah's beauty pageant experience!
Sick
Yeah, Bristol sure blamed everyone for her mistakes last night...Levi, Maks, and "people" for calling her a slut.
ReplyDeleteIf they make it to the finals, I think Bristol and Mark should use the song...Little Sister Don't You Do What Your Big Sister Done", by Elvis Presley.
I did notice that Mark is making good use of her one good move. She does seem to have a very flexible back. You know - in the dancing. However, it was embarrassing to watch her standing there with the sides of her skirt held up just sort of looking like a cat in heat the way her feet were moving.
ReplyDeleteBut I did like her costume and her hair.
That Vampire Bat wingy thingy she did in the first dance where she opened up her skirt to show her crotch, wriggled it back and forth a few times while fanning her bat wings skirt back and forth in front of it...... All I could think of was "here 'tiz, come and get it!", and "The Fernwood Flasher" if anyone remembers the soap called Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. So much for shy, virginal (refurbushed of course) Bristol, a prick teaser just like her mam.
ReplyDeleteI too am sick of hearing Bristol whine about something on EVERY DAMNED SHOW to get sympathy for her self imagined victimhood!
As for personality, she has about as much as a box of BRISTOL PADS!
The grizzled mommy dearest has been trying to get the nickname of Bristol the pistol going for her quadroped daughter so I wonder how much she paid the stupid judge to jump up and down and yell "Bristol the pistol" after the first dance??? Granny Sarah is living vicariously through Bristol, hoping to BUY her the FIRST PLACE WIN that she herself could never accomplish.
It has become increasingly obvious that Brissie in no way will ever be able to do ANY of the very active dances that all the other contestants do weekly in this farce of a contest.
DWTS lost the right to call their show a contest the day they signed on the Palinistas!
BTW I saw a short clip of Cher (of Sonny & Cher) being intervied last evening and being asked if she was going to watch the Palin's Alaska. She rolled her eyes and responded with, "I'd rather have my teeth drilled." ROFLMAO
I'm a longtime reader but rarely comment, but I think some people may find this of interest...
ReplyDeleteI heard some news from a very reliable source and I have no doubt it's true. Apparently, I think before and during the whole Bristol-Levi engagement debacle was going on this summer, Levi was spending a lot of time in Los Angeles shopping his story. He was living with a reality TV producer (a friend of my good friend) and apparently was partying and meeting up with girls all the time. Not exactly surprising, but maybe indicative that he doesn't intend to be hung out to dry for impregnanting Bristol again? Since we all know it wasn't him!
Anonymous 9:46pm
ReplyDeleteYou misunderstand. Absolutely Sarah changed her speech patterns. She is maintaining her "folksy" pattern because she believes it works & makes her appear more "real." If it did not, she would change it (again). If you notice, politicians do not show emotion or use the kind of language that she does - they have spent tons of money on speech coaches to get rid of regional accents and speech patterns. I am sure that the McCain campaign probably tried to get her to use coaches but she, in addition to thinking her image works, also is not self-reflective enough to believe that there is any need for improvement. After all, in addition to know it all, she's perfect don't you know :-)
As far as her kids, if Mom presents to the world a certain way, you can bet that the kids had better present that way as well or their home life will be even more miserable than it already is. For someone like Sarah, just because someone is related does not mean they are immune from her need for adulation or desire for revenge if crossed. Personality disorders don't recognize those distinctions.
Try showing that in any public classroom -
ReplyDeleteThe Palins and the Mat-Su Valley are about home school and on-line education. Going to the old style schools and classrooms are to become a thing of the past. Believe me younger parents won't see the flaws in products like Sarah Palin's Alaska. Sarah and Bristol in our living rooms is going to do for them more than it did for Ronny Reagan.
It is rill when we see it on the teevee. Everyone knows the public schools are run by socialists and communists.
Has anyone pointed out that Bristol's "logic" about the voting and the impact of her mother's reputation going both ways, doesn't actually make sense? You can't vote against Bristol, you can only vote for one of the other dancers and there are three others right now. So that means the "anti-Palin" vote would be spread across three other choices, unless all of the Palin "haters" agreed on their official "anti-Palin" dancer and voted accordingly.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I don't see any dancing in this. Watch her as she goes down the steps and also when she backs up holding her "batwings" out to expose herself - jerky, out of sync with ANY music.
ReplyDeleteSame old same old, shake the booty, expose the legs up to... get that hand or those hands up in the air, and throw those hair extensions around. Limited, limited, dumb, dumb, dumb!
If this, including the other "over the top actions" like laying on the floor wiggling whatever you can to invite the other gender over, during a dance filmed to spread all over the air waves, may one ask how is the behavior when the public isn't looking?
We know what the results for that foray was.
How is that abstinence advertising working out for you with the pistol as your spokesperson, Candies? It seems a little contradictory that she is touting abstinence rather than promoting just the opposite with her "dancing" routines.
Things that make you say hmmmmmm:
ReplyDeleteSome unflattering photos taken of Bristol last night. Where's her waste? Kyle lost 8 inches off his waist, and she's even slimmed down a bit everywhere except her waist and face/chins. She's also pulled out her momma's "maternity" scarves.
http://www.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/b/bristol-palin-111510-3.jpg
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2010/11/16/caption-this-bristol-palin-leaves-the-cheesecake-factory/
I love how they keep getting pictures of her eating or leaving restaurants. The publicists are really pushing the "I'm fat due to overeating" meme. Photos of her & Mark to get donuts, stuffing her face at McDonalds and leaving the Cheesecake factory. I've also seen no less than 3 stories blaming her weight on overeating because of nervousness. IMHO if something wasn't up, they wouldn't keep calling attention to her weight.
ReplyDeleteHOLY CRAP!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.okmagazine.com/2010/11/watch-bristol-palin-avoids-the-situations-condom-situation/
"Has anyone pointed out that Bristol's "logic" about the voting and the impact of her mother's reputation going both ways, doesn't actually make sense"
ReplyDeleteBristol is well schooled in how to spin everything that will come up. They read the blogs and know what to prepare for. She doesn't have to make sense, there will never be any follow up or unstaged questions.
Bristol is rebutting the fact that Tea Party participation is what got her to the semi-finals. She doesn't have a following in reality, that is what they are manufacturing for her. It is like they are stealing from one to feed the other. Bristol had the older Tea Party women with her in LA. Suddenly they went away and Bristol denies the Tea Party votes. In Wasilla, Ivy Frye connections are the Tea Party, Dance Bristol Dance. Coincidence that Frye returned to help Joe Miller with his votes and won't be seen with Bristol now that she is saying it is not the Tea Party votes? Ivy Frye=Tea Party=Dance Bristol Dance=votes for Bristol.
Suddenly they will show Bristol with friends her age who will back up the script to remake Bristol's image. Enter April Morlock. They need to do better than that because having only one friend is obviously not going to be enough. Everyone knows that the Morlocks need friends to speak up and help them more than Bristol needs the DWTS hoax. Do you think Bristol will show her devotion to her friend and speak up for their situation? Or is this just Bristol using April and not showing she supports the family? Suddenly April is proof that Bristol and Tripp spent 5 days driving to LA. They have said Bristol drove to LA but no proof. Now they are naming the friend and they have proof. Where were the older Tea Party ladies that couldn't leave Bristol alone in LA? Were they watching her while on the road trip or only in LA. That is weird as hell.
It was time they show Bristol with people other than cousins and the older Tea Party ladies. But if Bristol only has one friend her age, that is sad and not a good image. Especially since they don't deal with the whole truth, like about Lanesia's friendship and how vicious Bristol and April can be when on the social network sites. And everyone knows April needs a friend to stick up for what is going on in her life.
Bristol will look like a total ass if she uses her one friend and doesn't do likewise to help her.
Bringing a Morlock kid into this fray, for no better word, is odd.
ReplyDeleteSince her bro is up on murder charges and track was with an AK stryker unit and surely knows much about this incident, if only from 2nd hand sources, which are quite immediate 2nd hand sources.
Certainly not a shock that SP would want to torment Track.
...afterall her 'golden child' was publicly anointed, this week. And it wasnt him.
So far, Bristle is repeating her grisly-mothers preg fiasco, down to the scarves.
This time on film.
They know exactly what theyre trying to pull off this time.
Yes, why bring April Morlock, of all her friends, into this, at this time?! Do the DWTS producers know what is going on with her brother? Do they really want to associate the show with such a tragic, horrific story? (If DWTS are intentionally bringing April in to sensationalize the Morlock case, that is truly repulsive.) What do the Morlocks know that is keeping them in the fold?
ReplyDeleteBristol is most likely a good person - -she is definately not a good dancer. It is obviouos DWTS is a popularity contest instead of a talent one. Perhaps the public should not vote and turn it over to people that judge dancing all the time. I am very dissappointed in it this season and choose not to watch it again. Bristol ruined it for me!!
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