A source from the station tells HollywoodLife.com, “Looks like Palin might be on this Friday at 7:30 a.m. Working out details now, but right now it’s about 99% locked in. Gonna be a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!” Sarah has said all along — including on the final episode of her TLC show Sarah Palin’s Alaska — that she would announce her candidacy on the radio via Bob and Mark.
You know Hollywood Life is right, Palin DID promise that if she were to announce her candidacy it WOULD happen on the Bob and Mark Show. (Which all by itself demonstrates Palin's complete lack of seriousness.)
The funny thing is that earlier today I was on the phone with a friend from England who was asking me what I thought about this. I started to respond with "It is a ridiculous notion that Sarah Palin would tell the world she is running for President on April Fool's Day. I mean she would have to be"...and then I stopped.
She would have to be what?
I ended up telling my friend that I had no idea if she would announce or not, but that if ANYBODY would choose such a ridiculous day it would HAVE to be Klondike Kardashian herself.
So do I think Sarah Palin is actually going to announce that she is throwing her hat into the ring for 2012? I would REALLY like to say, "Of course not!" However this IS Sarah "death panels, blood libel, squirmishes" Palin.
What BETTER day for her to announce perhaps the most foolish, and ill-conceived Presidential candidacy of all time, than on April the first, better known as April Fool's Day?
BTW personally I will NOT be listening to the Bob and Mark show on Friday, because I have a low tolerance for assholes. But if any of you hear that she announces, please let me know and, just as soon as I stop laughing, I will put up a post excoriating her for being such a moron.
She (Sarah) would have to be what?
ReplyDeleteBatshit, bug eyed, crazy.
And she's going to make a lot of democrats oh so very happy by running. Not me of course; as I have a low tolerance for insane clown posse morons like Palin.
It sounds like something she would do. That way she can say she was just joking when she sees she really has NO support at all.
ReplyDeleteIt will more likely be the announcement that she is moving to Arizona.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the state song there is easier to remember?
I can't see Palin announcing she is running or not running for POTUS on the Bob and Mark show.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine if McCain became POTUS and passed away and Sarah became POTUS, would retard POTUS Palin go on the Pee Wee Herman Show give the State of the Union Address or to announce that we are going to war? What an idiot.
With all the money FOX invested into Sarah Palin they must be pissed they are not the ones to exclusively broadcast Palin's announcement.
Sally Heath you raised an idiot.
Funny--I had an idea a few hours ago about an opposition TV spot should the North Scar decide to run for "decider": her name on the screen and one full minute of endless, raucous, obnoxiously loud crowd laughter. I don't think anyone but her paint-chip-eating base would take her seriously if nominated, but with all the filthy $$ behind her, I'd say: watch those Diebold voting machines--carefully!
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ReplyDelete"Sister Sarah Moosechip may want to keep her face off the news for a while. I have a friend in Alaska who says that the DA in Wasilla is reopening the investigation into how so much building material slated for the Wasilla Sports Complex ended up in the Palins new Home, but by the very same company that got the No Bid contract for the Sports Complex. Some of the people in the area believe Sarah quit because of a deal with the Republicans. They would kill the investigation if she just went away quietly. "
ReplyDeleteAbove copied from the comments section of another blog.
Interesting indeed!
tweeted today...
ReplyDeleteRumors of Sarah Palin making big announcement this Friday. Hey moron, Friday is April FOOLS Day. / how appropriate
I don't think it will be an announcement that she is running. I do know that whatever it is it will be one of her attention getting stunts that will garner her all kinds of attention in the "LSM". I'm soooooooooooooo sick of her. :(
ReplyDeleteSorry. I don't believe and never have believed that $he will throw her hat in the ring for POTUS.
ReplyDelete$arah's a serious mental case and there is no way $he can stand the scrutiny. $he's falling apart and it is more obvious with every interview. Oh, $he'll whore it up, but that's just for the base and the $.
$he's over, except for the shouting.
Could she announce moving to AZ and running for Congress or Senate down there?
ReplyDeleteI bet Michelle Bachmann has her so pissed off.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSally Heath you raised an idiot.
4:35 PM
Sally Heath raised a f-ing retarded idiot. This announcement on the Bob and Mark Show does not come as a surprise to me. It is to be expected from a turd who had a city ice hockey rink built on someone else's personal land.
This sounds like Sarah trying to raise buzz to me. She may be out of her league in politics, but she is pretty good at saying "look at me!"
ReplyDeleteI'm with ya on the not tuning into Bob and Mark, too sophmoric for me. As the Alaska Aces home ice public address/play by play guy I've always liked Bob, he's one of the best in that regard, but then again knowing now how much of a palinbot he is kind'a sours that aspect for me as well...
ReplyDeleteHow fitting. Announcing a fool's errand on April Fool's Day.
ReplyDeleteQuitting Day? Could that have been the result of Todd's affair with Shailey being discovered?
ReplyDeleteSomeone would have to check the time lines.
Not that the affair ould have been just cause for quitting, but Sarah could have merely been trying to punish Todd the only way she could.
Hey Gryphen, Do you know anything about this? This is a comment that is on HP...
ReplyDeleteSister Sarah Moosechip may want to keep her face off the news for a while. I have a friend in Alaska who says that the DA in Wasilla is reopening the investigation into how so much building material slated for the Wasilla Sports Complex ended up in the Palins new Home, but by the very same company that got the No Bid contract for the Sports Complex. Some of the people in the area believe Sarah quit because of a deal with the Republicans. They would kill the investigation if she just went away quietly.
Well, *IF* she announces that she would run, then later on, she could simply say :"Aprilfool!" and say she just wanted to fool us all, and her supporters in particular, so that she could get more $$$$ for herself (OOOPS: for her PAC, of course...)...
ReplyDeleteActually, I agree with anon @4:34 : "It will more likely be the announcement that she is moving to Arizona." (Or, that Bri$tol has another illegitimate kid, or that Toad WAS being serviced by Ms. Shailey (I can dream that she would actually be honest, can't I?) )
ReplyDeletei really wish someone who has experience other than being a pro politician would run. its been so long since weve had a real leader
ReplyDeleteDid Bill-O piss on Sarah's cornflakes today?
ReplyDeleteNah. She will announce that she actually has seen Bethlehem from the wall, and that she actually DID visit the Tajma Hal [sic]
ReplyDeleteI will be drunk for a month when Sarah goes to jail for housegate
ReplyDeletePARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I doubt Palin will announce that Piper is on track for a Perfect Attendence award at school. I also doubt we'll hear an announcement that her combat vet procured a job for the other 11 months of the year.
ReplyDeleteSnark aside, maybe Bristol will play herself appearing on Jersey Shore or Palin is going to PA to make s'mores and cookies with Kate Gosselin.
Maybe Palin is going to 'have' a baby. Then throw her uterus into the conservative base to fire them up!
Whatever the announcement is I have come to expect a stunt.
You mean like her PAC payed for her trips to DWTS? And she tired to get DWTS to pay for the trip? She is a grifter, nothing else. Sorry, Sarah, have it on good authority.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Sarah, with all your ill gained money...please buy some decent wigs. You look foolish.
ReplyDeleteHave to admit I really like the word 'squirmish.' It perfectly sums up how I feel every time she starts talking.
ReplyDeleteThere are Four ways this would work
ReplyDelete1) This is all a joke by the radio station because IT IS April Fools Day.
2) Sarah reads your post and reschedules her announcement because she finally realized IT IS April Fools Day.
3) Sarah announces she's running for President because IT IS April Fool's Day and she's a fool.
I had a fourth reason which was Sarah announcing she was NOT running for President, but couldn't work it into April Fool's Day joke. Probably would be the smartest thing she's done in a long time.
ReplyDeleteShe's too scared to run, but it would be fitting if she picked April Fool's Day to announce she was. She has been one long nauseating joke on this country.
ReplyDeleteShe'll announce with the right amount of levity possible on such an asshole drive-time show and get as much publicity capital out of the day before admitting before the day's end that it was an April Fool's Day joke.
ReplyDeleteShe is a joke, whether she announces or not.
Can everyone just picture the ship of fools over at C4P huddled around their radios waiting for the Queen Fool to speak?
ReplyDeleteShe's sunk on her own fumblings, but I can't wait til she's nailed on any of em, all of em:
ReplyDeleteHousegate
Triggate
ShaleyTripGate
Levigate (you know she banged him, or tried to)
Grahamgate
cookiegate
clothesgate
swaggate
BristolsMultipleBabyGate
She is preggers again!
ReplyDeleteDivorce?
Move to Arizona.....
But, she ain't running for POTUS, way tooooo many skeletons, she is kracking up anyway.
I do hope i am wrong, i hope she runs. Between her and Bachmann, the Repubs will look like utter fools.
Can you imagine a candidates debate, a serious/respectable Candidate would not even want to be on the stage with those two hate mongers.
Knowing Palin, it will be an announcement that she is forming an exploratory committee. She is an attention whore. Anything to extend her exposure and her ability to continue grifting for a few more months.
ReplyDeleteif there is an announcement, I think it will be that she is forming an exploratory committee. she's not going to run and she knows it - but this will help drag out the speculation and keep the grifting money coming into the pac. she's got to get what she can while she can! pretty soon people are going to start giving money to the real candidates. short window of opportunity.
ReplyDeleteYou're just egging her on aren't you Gryphen. You want to watch the train wreck. And you know she can't resist doing the opposite of anything you say or imply.
ReplyDeleteYou clever bastard!
Rick
Oh, please, please, please let it be true. It would be all too perfect, also too. I'd better stock up on the bubbly, things are looking up.
ReplyDeleteHello, I usually lurk here but I read it every day. I told my husband yesterday that Michele Bachmann's candidacy leaves Palin between a rock and a hard place. It will completely suck attention away from her UNLESS she competes by running herself. Bachman is about the same calibre but has more money and is an actual elected official and attention will soon shift completely away from Palin if she doesn't do something right away.
ReplyDeleteShe will probably announce she is starting some sort of foundation like Newt Gingrich has so she can continue to get paid and be in the news.
ReplyDeleteIn any case,announcing a candidacy for Potus on that clown show would only be more ammunition to use against her.
Announcing Bristol's new baby? From an immaculate conception no less.
ReplyDeleteSNARK
Rick
I wish some respected comedian somewhere had the balls to call Obama or some other dumbass male politician a derogatory name to show idiot, sexist men like Maher they are the real assholes in the world. Why does that man still have a job? Oh that's right. Because liberals are hypocrits
ReplyDeleteYou can disagree with someone all you want. That's respectable. But DO NOT call women degrading names. People like Eve Ensler isn't working her ass off all over the world to support this bullshit.
My prediction is that she will produce a birth certificate for Trig, to "prove" she birthed him.
ReplyDeleteIt will be as legit as Trump's - BTW, Trump has now produced a SECOND BC and the State of NY says it is NOT legit - no State seal. The State says it could not even be used to obtain a drivers license, much less run for POTUS.
It would be more like Palin to announce that she is running on Bob and Mark, get the media into a frenzy, and then say "gotcha".
ReplyDeleteThis is good for Dunn's book as well as those following. I say, the more she is humiliated, the better. And this time, Rove will likely help.
ReplyDeleteHollywood Life reported this rumor back in February. Timing these stories around her "foreign policy cred" tour would be pretty clever. However, I'd expect much more imagination from a prank over a month in the making.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/02/22/sarah-palin-presidential-campaign-april-launch/
@5:09 - Palin isn't a pro politician. So I guess that's why you support her. I wish you'd look into punctuation assistance. We have no leadership vaccum. We are lead by President Obama.
ReplyDeleteOn April Fools an important announcement will be made.She and Charlie Sheen have been discussing what is wrong with the world, and how they can fix it all. They've identified some evil plots also too, that r needin' to be 'sposed.
ReplyDeleteBirds of a feather flock together so Sarah for Pres. and Charlie for V.P! Bangin' seven gram rocks and everthing that walks is the big plan. Charlie will be in charge of blond lobbyists and interns, Todd can have the flavors of his choice. Sarah will be investigating who said what about her, and practicing with that red button while mumbling something about Mayan prophecies and end times.
With Faux noise, Diebold machines and C4P anything is possible. Just remember Alvin Green. Btw- I hear Joe Miller will help with the polling. They are wiinning already!
Any comments about public figures in the news are intended to be funny, and make the fame whores feel better about themselves. The preceding comment is not intended to encourage smoking any kind of rocks. Also not intended to encourage any kind of seks outside of what any good Republican would do before during or after church.
P.S. Anyone smoking seven gram rocks needs help asap.
Sarah Palin: Is Libya a War Or Is It a ‘Squirmish’?
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/441676/sarah-palin-is-libya-a-war-or-is-it-a-squirmish
imnofred - lol! "Gotcha, media!"
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is such a dumbass. Her stupidity is sickening!
ReplyDeleteApril 1 aside, if she was going to announce then Friday is the worst day of the week -- end of the news cycle. On the other hand if there's big news that she would want people to forget about quickly then Friday would be best. She resigned on a Friday.
ReplyDeleteWhy limit it to April? Sarah Palin is a fool every month of the year.
ReplyDelete6:13 - like "Limp", "impotent", "no cojones"? Ya, I can't imagine anyone saying that about a male politician.
ReplyDeleteAn anonymous poster calls someone an asshole for calling someone else a twat. You can't make this stuff up.
ReplyDeleteSorry, 6:13. I sorta implied Sarah Palin was respected. My bad.
ReplyDeleteSTFU 6:13 PM,
ReplyDeleteThat's right, let's change the subject from dumbass $arah Palin, and talk about Barack Obama, and more faux outrage about sexism as usual. Men are called sexist names all the time, like pricks and dicks, and nobody bats an eyelash. $arah Palin, and other "dumbass" conservative women have gotten away with telling men to "put one their man pants." $arah Palin can get away with making comments about the President's "cajones" Sexism works both ways, bitch! The rest of the time racist idiots on the Right are making racist comments, and jokes about the President. I bet you laughed at all the sexist crap Rush Limbaugh said about Michelle Obama, too. I wish somebody, anybody, would call out $arah Palin, and all you hypocrites on the Right for your racism, sexism, bigotry, and homophobia! Most of $arah Palin's harshest critics, are women, by the way. Fuck off, troll.
6.13
ReplyDeleteCheer up, your idol took care of that herself when she defined our Prez having no balls. She obviously does not need any exterior help with the vulgar.
O/T MSNBC Dylan Ratigan had an excoriating piece on Morlock
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/ns/msnbc_tv#42311309
Sarah will be handed an envelope and afer reading the results Sarah will announce on the Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum show that Todd Palin is not Track's father.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 6:13 p.m.
ReplyDeleteYou don't think Obama gets called worse by the supposed adults in the room - the erstwhile elected leaders of the country that shout out "You Lie!" on the House Floor during a State of the Union address?
Comedian's aren't the enemy here bubba, it's Sarah Palin and her sense of worth above everyone else's opinion of her.
Sarah called herself the C word, but in her world, it means Creationist. In mine, a feminist head - she's the other.
Emrysa.....I think you've got it right.
ReplyDeleteFaux news owns too much of her to allow a declaration to run (or not) to happen any where else.
Expect a follow up soon pleading for funds. Her phone ring-tone is the sound of a cash register.
She is one fucked up woman, but she is a skilled grifter.
The hate-filled half-wit announcing her candidacy on April Fool's Day would be comedy gold.
ReplyDeleteSeen today in Wasilla: A lovely blond lady in a sweatshirt that read, "Real Hockey Mom".
ReplyDeleteThis is a woman who named her child with Down's Syndrome (aka Trisomy 21, and Trisomy G) TriG. What only because Precious already took the name Mongo? What the fuck was she thinking? You can't tell me this bitch didn't read a pamphlet from her doctor that listed out the names of this condition. If she didn't do it on purpose then she has her head even further up her ass than anyone could have imagined.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's the opposite: she's going to announce that she isn't running. But that way, the Sea of Pea retards can keep their hopes alive. And they'll keep sending her their money.
ReplyDeleteShe is doing this as a gotcha moment. She will announce her candidacy, let the media go crazy for a few minutes, and then declare it an April Fool's joke at the end of the show. Either that or Bob and Mark are playing an April Fool's joke on everyone.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that Palin is going to announce:
ReplyDelete1.) That she most certainly did not give birth to Trig and that her "Wild Ride" was simply a hugh hoax.
2.) That Tawd indeed knows prostitutes in Anchorage - just ask him.
3.) That Bristol, bless her heart, has made Palin a Grandma 3 times over.
4.) That Palin is issuing a new photo of herself, complete with a cross-hairs scope over it, in honour of the Troops.
5.) That Palin is putting for sale on e-Bay, no not the State jet, but instead her inflatable bosoms, her inflatable belly and last but not least, her dissary of skanky hair pieces.
Maybe she will announce that it is Sarah Palin's Universe, to the North Star and beyond. Can we hook her up with Applewhite, some Nike shoes, and five dollars and change. Send the whole extended lot of them off on the tail of a comet in search of Heaven's Gate.
ReplyDeletewanna bet 6:13 worships at the rush'tard alter ? ...."liberals are hypocrites" , fuk off eh, mr/ms righteous
ReplyDeleteI agree with you Miss Betsey. She is more than threatened that Michelle is getting the limelight these days, unfortunately for all of us.
ReplyDeletefunny, She announced that she was a quitter on the 4th of July....how patriotic of her, But this announcement would be a great foreshadow.
ReplyDeleteIt is April fool joke. She is a coward.She knows she can not debate any intellectual candidate.Becky Mansour will not be there to help. So she is like a chicken dancing all over the place, with a diaper screaming Obama this and Obama that. The sad part is, she can not debate president Obama, before she debates all the repubs candidates, and answer real questions from real Jornalists, Rachel Maddow inclusive, and Joe Scabourogh. Not just girl friend by the name of Greta.
ReplyDeleteSarah brings down women. She is a disgrace to smart women.
The April Fool's joke is probably that she is announcing on April Fool's day. It would be hilarious if she really did though :O)
ReplyDelete4:40PM
ReplyDeleteThere is not an actual Wasilla District Attorney but Katliak is the DA for the Palmer District that includes Wasilla in its' boundaries. While I hope you are right that someone is looking into malfeasance regarding building materials for the Palin home possibly being procured from the Sports Complex materials, it seems that this commenter that you read doesn't quite have his or her judicial facts in order.
I think that any wrong doing in that regard should have been brought to light many years ago as the trail has gone cold over the ensuing years. It would be very hard to prove as all involved have had ample time to cook books and re-do billing invoices.
Very sad, but true, this will not stick. Palin will do herself in, and yep, probably got a house built partially on the back of the Menard Sports Complex, but it will never be proven. There is not an auditor in the world that could make sense of that money trail.
who the Eff are bob and mark anyway? there is no way she'd announce any sort of candidacy on a radio show that people have never heard of outside of AK. just sayin'
ReplyDeletebesides, she can't run. the closet doors are bursting at the lock with all her "gates" coming to fruition. heh heh.... getting the popcorn ready.
What I don't understand is how Sarah can get away using Sarah Pac money as her personal wallet. I thought there were restrictions on how that money can be used.
ReplyDeletePalin is on the cover of the National Enquirer again. Something about a love child.
ReplyDeleteI think Palin is out for revenge on everyone-Dems, Repubs & Ind. but especially Republicans since some have turned on her. I think she will run and ruin the Republican Party and split the Tea Party, too but I don't think she cares because she is mad--and like the abuser that she is, if she can't have the Presidency then nobody can! She'll be stomping those red high-heeled monkies all across the GOP.
ReplyDeleteThen, after she doesn't win the nomination or Presidency, it'll all just look like a broken down, beat-up old car with smoke and steam coming out from under the hood--
Tina Fey, where are you when we need you?? Make an announcement on Friday, please.
ReplyDeleteAnything.
You can think of something. What a hoot!
Tina: How about announcing that Wasilla is going to investigate the building materials issue, and that you are oh so very innocent???
ReplyDeleteOr announce the official SP response to any of the Palin-gates? Well, okay, doctored up a little. You can do it!
Use these words in a sentence, or in a salad:
refudiate
blood libel
squirmish
newcular
. . . and all the rest of 'em, any of 'em. All of 'em.
Dumb Sarah and her crazy trashy trailerpark family.
ReplyDeleteHow many grandkids does Sarah have now?
Next National Enquirer cover:
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin's worst nightmare about Todd - A Love Child"
Sarah Palin Freaks Out And Claims Gaddafi Is Going To Attack The US
ReplyDelete...In the two paragraphs above, Sarah Palin didn’t offer an answer of her own about what she would do in Libya. Instead, she strummed the Republican emotional strings and stressed distrust, anger, and fear. Her response was that of the prototypical post 9/11 Republican. This was straight out of the George W. Bush playbook. America needs to escalate the war with ground troops because Gaddhafi is a bad guy who is going to attack American. The security of the homeland is at risk, so we can’t be pragmatic. We must have full scale war.
Those who are hung up on Palin’s bogus $600 million a day cost claim for Libya are missing the real point. Palin wasn’t using Obama’s decision in Libya just to try to portray him as weak and indecisive, which they have been doing on every issue since he took office, she was making a false argument for more war based on false statements.
Who does that remind you of?
http://www.politicususa.com/en/palin-gaddafi-attack
goin on a couple years an this all still makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! Bring her on! The Dems will be beyond ecstatic and popcorn will be flying out of the stores!
ReplyDeletePoster at 8:40 PM; is that you Sarah ?
ReplyDeletehey G,
ReplyDeleteYou are the one with the power; mainly traffic power. Todd Palin bit on the side is willing to release some emails, by doing a fundraiser - she has some hefty bills to pay(http://shaileytripp.yolasite.com/blog/fundraiser-for-shailey)
If she reaches a target of $900 she releases one email; if she reaches a target of $1,200 she releases another.
All one has to do is donate any amount to her paypal - by clicking on donate on her blog, it could be a little of $1.
If 900 people donate a $1 then the target is reached, so we would love 900 people at least reach her blog.
i know your traffic is heavy, so please, please could you do a blog on Shailey fundraiser!
hey Gryphen,
ReplyDeleteCould you do a blog about Shailey Fundraiser.
Shay Tripp is doing a fundraiser (she’s in dire straights I guess) anyway the point is she is willing to release email communication with herself and Todd is she reaches certain targets, that is $900 and then a second if she reaches $1,200.
So we could donate as little as $1.00 to the cause, but we need lots of people to donate in order to get it done.
I know you have good traffic.
All you have to do is hit donate and make a donation via debit, credit card or your own paypal account!
http://shaileytripp.yolasite.com/blog/fundraiser-for-shailey
It is appropriate for the village idiot to announce her candidacy on April Fool's day.
ReplyDeleteI hope Rove is ready with his fake pregnancy research.
Go Karl Go!!
hmmmm... could it be that...
ReplyDelete$aint $arah is moving to Israel and taking her cojones with her?
Or divorcing Tawdry but he gets to keep the fence and the kids while she's taking her flag pin collection and greasy wiglets and moving to Arizona?
Or move over Graham, there's a new $avior in town with a $ervant's Heart that is bigger and badder than yours , and who is looking at controlling that $amaritian Purse for ya!
Or maybe she'll be Newt's 4th wife?
Or announcing that she's finished building that dike in our Nation's new Black Sea.
Or officially looking for a new $ugar Daddy since Rupert not showing her the love anymore.
http://bigjournalism.com/myon/2011/03/29/calling-bullshit-on-rolling-stone/
ReplyDeletethis makes my head hurt
I'm thinking she is not going to run.
ReplyDeleteThe field is so crowded right now and her numbers are so low.
She's made her money, she still can make more(remember,she loses her Fox post once she declares)and she can sit this one out and try in '16.
Or, she can move to Arizona and run for Senate from there.
Gag me with a spoon. So sick of the Wasillian loon.
ReplyDeleteThis from C4P:
ReplyDelete"As one poster wrote, Palin is too honest and noble to allow these folks to work so hard if she is not running. She would have made efforts to shut their efforts down. I have no doubt Palin is running. Again what Palin has done over the last 21 months since the resignation has gotten her ducks in a row. For Palin not to run is equivalent to a junior in college telling the world he is forgoing his last year in college and going to the NFL; he then hires an agent, meets with reps of teams, goes to the Combine, answers any question he is asked, talks to the media about his intentions and then a week before the Draft decides to go back to school instead of allowing himself of being drafted and signing a contract worth millions of dollars. Folks, this just does not happen. Once you cross the Rubicon, there is no turning back unless you are physically not able to do it or a member of your family has a long-term illness."
If Palin doesn't join the presidential squirmish, you can bet there will be some very unhappy 'bots out there. Of course, there will be others who say she's not running in order to "protect" her family from the horrible left wing media!
She looks totally stoned in that photo, also mentally unbalanced.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she's announcing that she's a grandma-ma for the 4th or 5th time?
ReplyDeleteBlade has an interesting post:
ReplyDelete"Sarah's Scandals:
Did Sarah Palin Use This Webpage To Plan Her Fake Pregnancy?"
Sounds so familiar.
I'm also intrigued by the next NE issue cover. Does it come out tomorrow?
Just to keep reality alive-
ReplyDeleteI just dropped my kids off at school and ran into another mother who is... 44 and 4 and a half months pregnant with her second (not 5th) child.
You could spot that she is pregnant a mile away.
She is also about Palin's height and frame.
When she announces her candidacy, this story must be put on the front burner by all of us AND the MSM.
It speaks of a character that is deeply deceptive and is extrememly important.
Gryphen, She'll announce she wasn't pregnant in 2007/2008 and therefore cannot be Trigs mom. She'll go on to blame the Republican party for the scheme and lead a third party candidacy in 2012. Always the victim.
ReplyDeleteFolks, put your beverages a safe distance away and head over to Wonkette for some hilarious (be warned that some "go there") comments you can imagine - not thoughtful, not insightful, just wildly funny!
ReplyDeleteConsider it a therapeutic catharsis - just blow all that rational, accurate criticism of Scary-Barbie right out the pipes nd just have a good belly laugh at her expense.
Sarah Palin: Is Libya a War Or Is It a ‘Squirmish’?
True Blue Girl
Not about Palin but of interest today:
ReplyDeleteThe Alaska Purchase was contracted on this day in 1867, the U.S. buying the territory from Russia for seven million dollars. The deal was greeted by the newspapers of the day with some praise and much skepticism. The New York World thought that America had purchased “a sucked orange,” Russia having already exhausted the fur trade. The New York Daily Tribune scoffed at the bounty of “impassable deserts of snow, vast tracts of dwarf timbers, frozen rivers, inaccessible mountain ranges…. We may make a treaty with Russia but we can not make a treaty with the North Wind, or the Snow King.” The Portland Daily Oregonian thought the price was right, comparatively: “We paid ten million for Arizona, a piece of unproductive territory that can never be as great a value to the United States as this new purchase.”
from Today in Literature
This sounds like a "look at me!" moment.
ReplyDeleteThe really sad thing is, I think, that it's going to get waaaay more play than it deserves thanks to these blogs. No national entity follows the Bob and Mark show, but they do follow the blogs. So feed the blogs the story, and let them do the legwork.
@Anon 6:13
I sympathize with your point. The truth of the world is that the worst words are always female in origin. I mean, you've got to jete to "bitch" and "whore" because "jerk" and "sell-out" are simply not "bad" enough. You have to go lower, and what's lower than a woman? Irrational, no self-respect? Sounds like a "bitch" or a "whore" to me because only *women* can exhibit those character traits.
I don't think you'll find comedians calling men sexist names because . . . they're really aren't any, are there? Not any that convey complete disregard for the gender like "bitch" or "whore." (There is a third one that I refuse to use; I'm sure you can guess.) Sure, you can call someone a prick, but that's not really a dismissal of their entire sex, is it? No, the dude's just "extra-jerk", isn't he? But extra jerk in a manly way, otherwise we'd be using "bitch," wouldn't we? ;)
I think, to be fair, if one were to look at standup vids of comediennes you would find plenty of mocking for male politicians. Of course, they don't get the big TV shows, do they? Women get the touchy-feely shows like Oprah and Ellen. Men get biting satire comedy shows.
As for these "emasculating" terms Palin et al.,use, yes, they are rife with sexual undertones and unprofessional, but they really wind up making *her* look bad don't they? Desperate? Crass? That's mostly because such comments should be beneath that dialogue.
This situation reminds me of the discussion about the sexualization of women in media (like video games) where men, as justification for treating women like objects, trot out how they're portrayed as "fat, dumb slobs" a la Peter Griffin in Family Guy on TV. The problem with that is, that's the ONLY time they ever mention it. I never see editorials about it, no groups founded to protect paternal integrity. I finally figured out why they really don't mind: these guys always have a hot wife. Nothing wrong with being a fat jerk because you can still land a babe. ;)
This is a long way of saying: you need to get over it. Only men get to be treated like people. Women are always treated like women. John Lennon said it best: Woman is the nigger of the world.
Just for fun, here's a scenario for Friday:
ReplyDeleteI think that Friday's "announcement", if there is one, will be more personal. Maybe, if Sarah found out last fall that Bristol was expecting this March, she made a deal that Bristol give her until April to ride out the presidential wave before Bristol could cash in on her family. (Sarah specifically targeted April a while back.) And Bristol isn't going to wait past April 1, regardless (or because) of April Fool's Day. Bristol's "fake" twitter account has been quiet lately. I sense something brewing that's out of Sarah's control, like Bristol moving on, whether Sarah likes it or not. Darn that independence!
"I wish some respected comedian somewhere had the balls to call Obama or some other dumbass male politician a derogatory name to show idiot, sexist men like Maher they are the real assholes in the world. Why does that man still have a job? Oh that's right. Because liberals are hypocrits
ReplyDeleteYou can disagree with someone all you want. That's respectable. But DO NOT call women degrading names. People like Eve Ensler isn't working her ass off all over the world to support this bullshit.
6:13 PM"
Hey Twit - look up the definition - it means 'imbecile' and Maher was right on target. That woman is an IDIOT!
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Palin Announcement Friday morning at 7:30. I'm just sayin'?
Here's their comment on Todd/Shailey:
Yeah, this is the hooker the National Enquirer says slept with Todd Palin. Uh...really??? If we were Todd, we would be more angry that they couldn't find a hotter whore to associate us with? Apparently this one swallows....WHOLE CHICKENS! Suuuure, we can see why Todd would stray from ugly Sarah. Puh-leeese!
National Enquirer has quite a write up on Scary Sarah today..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/sarah-palin-dirtiest-tricks
There's a lot to the article, mostly about Bailey
Excerpt:
An upcoming tell-all book by a once-loyal Palin aide contains such a damning portrayal of Sarah's husband Todd that it could cause the couple to divorce, say sources.
"The Palins' marriage was already shaky, and this book is so scathing regarding Todd that it could cause Sarah to leave him," said a source familiar with the manuscript.
Announcing that She' seven months prego!
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Does she get the 'jest' of this date? The court jester yes she is
I don't remember anyone from the Palin camp saying that Bristol WASN'T pregnant last fall. Blessings are good things; the more, the better.
ReplyDeleteHere's Palin's BIG announcement...
ReplyDeleteDVDs scheduled to be released in the weeks ahead.
For the week of April 3-9
Sarah Palin's Alaska
She IS cross-eyed, isn't she? Maybe she wears those silly fake glasses to distract from her crossed eyes instead of to look smarter.
ReplyDeleteUgh! Why does this woman insist on forcing herself om an unwilling and uninterested public? With every appearance, she alienates even more people.
ReplyDeleteWhere can we place our bets for what will happen on April 1?
ReplyDeleteMy guess -
either it is a "joke" put out by the radio station (with or without input from Palin herself)
OR
It is some sort of stunt that Palin and her keepers thought up to get media attention - if there is an announcment - most likely it will be about moving to Arizona (and of course spending summers in Alaska) - so she can "do more Amerika" don't cha know
She won't announce running for Presidnet - she would lose way to much money from her contract with Faux News, but she can drag out the suspense from her cult followers so they keep sending in the money too
Okay here's my guess. She's pregnant. To create a distraction from the Todd hooker thing--the failed marriage shame, and to provide an excuse for NOT running for president. Plus, she would get to play the martyr... again.
ReplyDeleteA lot of comments here brings up Bristol is pregnant as part of Sarah's announcement. Where is Bristol? Has anybody seen her? Did she give birth or is she MIA because she had that gigantic new chin of hers fixed or removed? Did she have one of those stomach operations so she can loose some of that weight or is she in hiding because Gino left her. I'm not saying he left her, but I remember reading something about it. I would not be surprised if she surfaces claiming to have a mail order college doctorate degree from the Philippines, you know the ones advertised on the back of match books and comic books that only takes a week to get them.
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ReplyDeleteGryphen, She'll announce she wasn't pregnant in 2007/2008 and therefore cannot be Trigs mom. She'll go on to blame the Republican party for the scheme and lead a third party candidacy in 2012. Always the victim.
4:08 AM
Hey, whatever. This works for me. There is truth in it, so yes in a way she is a victim. She is mentally unstable and people capitalized on this by letting her fake the pregnancy for pro life cred.
The only sticky point is how they kept making her talk avbout the fake pregnancy in her speeches for ooodles of money!!
Great story over at TPM:
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin Rips Into Daily Caller For Not Featuring Her Quote High Enough"
Is this the "no more whining" she mentioned?
Can she burn her bridges any faster?
That two-timing bitch!!! She promised Mancow, Howard Stern, Steve Dahl, Herman & McBean, Danny Bonaduce AND DINGO & The Baby that she'd announce on their shows!!!
ReplyDeletePalin/Bachmann 2012!!
"100% Woman, 200% Crazy"
Actually I think this is a BRILLIANT strategy! This way, if she announces and nobody cares, she can pretend it was an April fool's joke!
ReplyDeleteAnd to think you people called her stupid... ;P
and to 4:34 pm: I'm pretty sure the State song here in Arizona is just staccato gunfire, so yeah, it probably is easier for her to remember. ;))
Please, please God keep her away from Arizona... we've already stolen the "capitol of crazytown" title from South Carolina...
Let me guess....someone is pregnant with "her" triplets and she's naming them Bitter, Quitter and Twitter.
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She won't be announcing anything, now that everyone has given her a heads up about what day it is.
ReplyDeleteThis is about the announcement from FOX
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/03/30/palin-rumor-turns-april-fools-joke/?test=latestnews