Bristol Palin admits having surgery done on her jaw, to realign her teeth. Really? Since when does orthognathic surgery also include liposuction on the neck and a chin implant?

From the Huffington Post:

Bristol Palin admits her recent change in appearance was due to a procedure – but not plastic surgery.

The 20-year-old daughter of 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin tells Us Weekly that she underwent corrective jaw surgery in December, a month after she finished third on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars." Her face now appears thinner, with higher cheekbones and an angular jaw.

The new look, complete with Palin losing 5 pounds, was unveiled April 30 at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington, D.C.

"Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons," she told the magazine for its May 23 issue, which will be on newsstands Friday.

Palin said she had the procedure so her jaw and teeth could properly realign.

While growing up, she wore braces and a device to help correct an overbite. But she said her dentist warned her that she'd have to have surgery one day.

Palin said she is pleased with the new look.

"I look older, more mature and don't have as much of a chubby little baby face," she told the magazine.

Palin said she doesn't obsess over her face and would consider plastic surgery only in an extreme situation.

"I wouldn't get plastic surgery unless I got in an accident or something terrible and got disfigured," she said.

This family is simply incapable of EVER telling the truth.

I contacted Mercede Johnston to ask about Bristol's "overbite." 

Sadie said that Bristol did wear braces but does not know if it was for an overbite or not.  She has also said in the past that Bristol has ALWAYS hated her chin, and complained about it often.

But even if were WERE inclined to believe Bristol about requiring surgery for her jaw, it would not explain the numerous other procedures that she obviously had done, as laid out by a top plastic surgeon interviewed by E online:

Glatt says some of the changes are attributable to weight loss, but he highly doubts the entire look is due to a new diet.

"She had a double chin before and that's gone now. It looks to me like she's had extensive liposuction throughout her neck, including under her chin, which has clearly been liposuctioned, it's obvious to me," Glatt insists.

"Her chin is a lot more defined, which can occur from aggressive lipo, but she may also have had an implant. Her chin is more straight and more defined afterwards, which really points to her having a chin implant as well."

As for her new-look mouth? There are two possibilities, but Glatt is leaning towards lip injections.

"Her lower lip looks a lot more full," he said. "It's pretty obvious to me that she's had something injected into her lower lip, nothing in her upper lip. If she had surgery recently, he lower lip could be swollen, but it looks injected, I don't think it's just from postoperative swelling, it's more prominent."

Glatt says that Palin has made some surface beauty changes too, like shaping her brows slightly differently and wearing more eye shadow.

"Overall, she went from having a square face to a heart-shaped face, and a heart-shaped face is considered more beautiful," Glatt says.

You know the problem with the Palins is that they surround themselves with the most ignorant people in the country, and then expect EVERYBODY to be that easy to fool.

Sorry Bristol, most of us are just NOT that fucking stupid!