Friday, July 08, 2011

Full Bristol Palin interview on the View.



It is interesting to me that Bristol walks out there  is NONE of the usual hugging and enthusiasm that you see with virtually EVERY other guest.  Instead she she walks right past Elizabeth, Sherri, and Joy to sit down next to Barbara who seems to be the ONLY person glad to see her there.

Then Barbara, no stranger to the plastic surgeon's knife herself, begins to compliment Bristol on her weight loss and her new look. Awkward!

However Tripp is an extremely cute little boy, and when they show him on screen it suddenly defrosts the other co-hosts, allowing yet another Palin to use their children to gain sympathy and acceptance.

Barbara then confronts Bristol concerning her story about having her virginity "stolen," asking her whether or not she gave consent. Bristol stumbles over her response, seeming to believe that "losing your virginity" is akin to losing your car keys, and then claiming that if she had not been drunk it would never have happened. (I did think it funny when Barbara asked her if she was "high." Especially since I have talked to a few ex-friends of hers that say she is not a virgin in that area either. So much for that "moral code.")

By the way Levi WAS at the house almost constantly, and essentially moved in there when her mother was on the campaign trail. I have talked to both Mercede and Sherry about this extensively and they both say he was there constantly for months. Once Tripp was born, that is when the relationship suddenly ended (yet again).

When Bristol admits she has asked Levi to hand over his parental rights, that part is accurate. Bristol seems determined to have the opportunity to refer to herself as a "single mom" (And earn money by doing so) and Levi has made that hard by constantly attempting to be a part of Tripp's life.  It seems much of the reason she wants him out of the picture is because his presence screws up her ability to attract pity for raising her son on her own, with no support. (I guess everybody is just supposed to ignore that her mother is a millionaire now.)

Now as for WHY Levi has not taken Bristol back to court for not allowing him his visitation rights, I cannot explain.  I will say that back when Levi was first going through this legal process with Bristol that I tried to get Tank and Rex to hire a REAL family lawyer to represent him, even going so far as to find one willing to look at the case for free, and possibly representing him pro bono.

They refused, and instead seem to have made the worst possible custody deal I have seen in a long time.

Yes, it has occurred to me that Team Levi was paid off, but I have no real proof of that. I have also wondered if Levi himself was paid off, but both Sherry and Sadie simply refuse to accept that possibility. And once again I have no real proof.

As for Tripp being Levi's child, I truly believe that he THINKS Tripp is his son, which is why he has his name tattooed on his bicep. I know that he never had a paternity test, which I also pushed for back in the day, so of course we can always speculate, but Sherry and Mercede went to the hospital on December 27, and believe they met their nephew/grandson on that day.

After this Levi portion, around the 4:37 mark, Whoopi asks Bristol if the criticism she has received since "writing" the book has bothered her, which gives Bristol the opportunity to trot out her newly discovered Christian talking points.

Next Barbara asks her about her new abstinence pledge to wait until she is married before having sex again.  Bristol ABSOLUTELY lies right to her face when asked about this. (Hey Bristol if you are reading this I saw the pictures, and I know you are lying.)

By the way I really believe that Bristol's dislike of Meghan McCain and her family stems from NOTHING more than simple jealousy.

Clearly Bristol has had her hand slapped for saying that Sarah has made her decision to run or not, and refuses to answer the question this time.

At the end I almost choked when Whoopi said that Bristol was being a good mother (I totally disagree with that), and when Bristol said that she welcomes Levi into Tripp's life all of the time (Nothing could be further from the truth). She has become a seamless a liar as her mother, and I truly fear for how Tripp will be raised by this family.

You know I really do not believe that Bristol, nor Sarah for that matter, are really able to perceive just how poorly they come across to the majority of Americans. Even the terrible book sales may not be enough to convince Bristol that she has defined herself as an untalented, money grubbing, hypocrite, who uses her child to line her pockets while disrespecting his father in the public square, and that MOST people find that extremely distasteful.

If things don't go her way she will simply blame it on the "haters," and walk away without learning anything, or growing as a person in any way.

Essentially, despite her often expressed denials as a teenager, she has now BECOME her mother. Which, by the way, is EXACTLY the fate that she deserves.

157 comments:

  1. By the way, just for clarification, the pictures I have seen are NOT nudes, or sexual. However they are potentially damning.

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  2. Anonymous6:02 AM

    She's still so...how shall I put it--physically unattractive.

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  3. Anonymous6:07 AM

    When asked about asking Levi to sign over his rights she scuttles, and then at the end says "NOT YET." She's expecting him too? He's seriously considering it? Why in the world would she say "not yet." Getting him to sign over his rights is still on her agenda.!

    And BTW - unless there is an adoption or another father waiting in the wings to be the father I don't know how in the world Levi could sign over his rights. The court doesn't like to leave kids without a father. Is she delusional? or is there more to this story? Part of me says the former, part of me the latter.

    The statement (note yet) seems to me to speak volumes for something.

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  4. Anonymous6:08 AM

    Just wanted to pop in to get another comment in before "This I know" shows up. Nice blog, Gryphen, and thanks for addressing some of the questions regarding the Johnstons. I don't know how Levi can remain quiet for so long while the "mother of his child" (maybe?) continuously trashes him. I am of the camp that thinks he must not think Tripp is his son, but maybe it's just because I want to believe he would naturally fight for his child's presence in his life.

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  5. Anonymous6:15 AM

    When asked about her plans for the future it sounds like her mother's answer to "what do you read to inform yourself."
    She has scads of money, scads of exposure, and she can't think of what she'd like to do - just "lots of opportunities" or something like that.
    Sheeesshhh. If I were 20, and didn't know what I wanted to do(which is probably where I was), I would at least say I wanted some education - maybe not college, but either I'd have a plan, or I'd be figuring out what I needed to know to create a plan. Not waiting around to see what happens.

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  6. Anonymous6:34 AM

    "She has scads of money, scads of exposure, and she can't think of what she'd like to do - just "lots of opportunities" or something like that."

    ****

    She can't answer the question because MOM hasn't told her what she is going to do yet.

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  7. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Oh I think she wants him to sign over his rights because she never liked him at all and wants him completely out of her life. I don't think it has anything to do with money (shocker I know). Not when lately she's been saying she wouldn't mind living out in the boonies on a family compound.

    Bristol and Levi began having issues form day 1. Levi attested to this. The summer 08 wasnt a happy time. Sadie knows this. She also knows that HER friends told her via myspace that they had no idea Levi was the father of Bristol's baby. Not a good relationship when your sister's friends had no idea he is the fther.

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  8. Anonymous6:37 AM

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  9. Anonymous6:37 AM

    The article at Politicususa that mentions the killer photo has been taken down. Yesterday, it was here:

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/palin-johnson-computer-hacked

    but now it is not. Did anyone keep a copy? If yes, could you post it, G?

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  10. Anonymous6:38 AM

    I can't understand why you dont see WHY Levi hasn't gotten a real lawyer. Tank is ALL about publicity. He has created the new Levi, a boy only concerned with money. His team convinced him to use teir real names in the custody suit, which wasn't beneficial for Tripp. It WAS beneficial for Levi because it DID help him drum up support from Palin haters. He had no reason to blame Sarah and could give no reasons. That is accurate.

    Levi has been told the more anti Palin sentiment there is, the richer he will be. He's not thinking of Tripp. He's thinking of himself. THAT is the only reasonable explanation for his behavior.

    Where's his GED? Where's his job? What HAS he been doing to better himself and create stability?

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  11. Anonymous6:39 AM

    So, between the time she was 15 and "lost her virginity" in 2006 and the time she had Tripp, how many times was she pregnant?

    You can't tell me they screwed for almost 2 yrs without her getting pregnant before Tripp. Remember that she said the b/c pills "didn't do the job they were supposed to", no matter what year she took them.

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  12. Anonymous6:42 AM

    I dont thinkBristol even thinks about Meghan McCain at all. I think she was annoyed at Meghan's mention of her in HER book. She did softly slam her for being pregnant.

    I know that keeping a father away from a child isn't the best form of parenting, but Bristol is a good mother and Tripp is being raised well.

    What pictures are you talking about? DWTS? "pregnancypictures from last year youre STILL holding onto?

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  13. Anonymous6:43 AM

    I'll bite: what pictures?

    Do tell.

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  14. Anonymous6:44 AM

    The poor little me girl chip on her shoulder is so palpable it's disgusting. She mentioned something about not being concerned about the campaign, but being more worried about where to get diapers and stuff, is just rubbish.

    I know families who had disabled grandmothers (with rheumatoid arthritis) taking care of their young grandchildren so their adult single mom child could go to college or get a job. Now these families WERE worried about how to pay for diapers and "what not".

    The pity party that Bristol demonstrates is evident and people are awed at her nerve to sit there as the little rich girl and complain. What did it serve her to bring to attention the McCain women's lifestyle? What did it serve her to remind everyone that her mom ditched the cook, and they rode in coach? Heck, Bristol, those little Haitian children will possibly never even ride a plane. They won't care about Vuitton luggage and purses. So why do YOU care? THANK GOD that you live in comfort and security. How did that make her book a "memoir", a compilation of insights where she wants to help others?

    Comparing herself to the McCains in her book and on screen is a display of crass rudeness; a person who can't appreciate anyone else. If Cindy McCain offered as a godparent, it was a kind gesture. What part of "kind" do these Palins not understand? Can no one pass the friend test with these critical awful people?

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  15. Anonymous6:44 AM

    Also notice when Sherri complimented her on her weekly "improvement" on DWTS, NO one in the audience applauds in agreement.

    The majority of us aren't stupid, Bristol. That's why your book isn't selling. Go DO something with your life and leave us the hell alone. M'kay?

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  16. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Bristol just is so anti-social and so uneducated that she just comes off as some bubbling idiot. And that face, it is just so strange to try to find Bristol in that new face.

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  17. Gryphen, just a question of clarification. You say, "Now as for WHY Levi has not taken Bristol back to court for not allowing him his visitation rights, I cannot explain." By "cannot," I'm inferring you mean that you do not have the information, correct? It's not that you cannot explain because you're protecting a source or some other ethical reason you're not sharing? It was a bit confusing in context.

    Additional thoughts:

    - It's just sad that a 20-yr-old in her position doesn't immediately speak of furthering her education when asked about her future plans.

    - It's also just sad that someone with Barbara Walters' professional history doesn't challenge her more on her writings, and that she apparently kiboshed her fellow panelists. I get that Bristol is the child of a politician and there's some kinda hands-off code. But ostensibly, Bristol wrote this book herself, is an adult, and has put herself out there to promote her book, so she should be open to questioning.

    - My $.02 is that people see a cute, healthy, smiling toddler and assume good parenting. I'm glad Tripp seems happy, but I find it hard to ignore the evidence that Bristol is turning into as self-absorbed a parent as her own mother seems to be. :(

    I feel sorry for Bristol and all the kids involved. When I imagine all the ways Bristol has been used for her mother's image and career, it's no wonder she would have pitiful body-image issues. (Covered up in NYC in July, plastic surgery at 20, etc.)

    All very sad, and apparently being perpetuated to the next generation.

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  18. Anonymous6:52 AM

    6:34 am Oh I think





    Bristol, Willow, for God's sake come up with some new material.

    We know for a fact that Bristol was madly in love with Levi and she absolutely loved the sex from Levi. You kids are so in denial!

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  19. Anonymous6:53 AM

    That face, what the hell was she thinking? Does she really love the Octomom look that much?

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  20. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Bristol, you haven't a clue, please go buy one.

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  21. Anonymous6:54 AM

    So, how old is Tripp now? Still got that pacifier being plugged into his mouth. Just a panacea for a kid that should be getting taught how to behave in public by now without one.

    Not to mention how bad it is for his dental development. And he's no doubt developing an oral fetish (don't mean that in a nasty way. He's now far more likely to suck his thumb, etc... just out of habit)

    I wonder if he'll think the nanny is his grandmother. Or mother? Seems like he's always in her arms.

    That video of the Palins after the book signing where Bristol, Todd, Sarah and the security team all just completely forgot Tripp and the nanny was disgusting.

    If that were my young son or grandson and I'd been kept busy for hours, my first action would be to grab him and fuss over him. Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN MISSING HIM.

    I certainly would have been the one carrying him away, onto the elevator at the end. Unlike the Palins who all literally forgot him.

    VHTG

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  22. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Would someone tell Bristol that it isn't winter or fall?

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  23. Anonymous6:58 AM

    WHAT weight loss?

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  24. Anonymous7:00 AM

    How are pictures that aren't nudes of sexual damning in the abstinence arena?

    I would think any pictures that refutes an abstinence claim would HAVE to be sexual, if only in the simplest way.

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  25. Anonymous7:01 AM

    I hope Brisket's 3rd grade vocabulary is not a reflection on the Alaskan education system. She completely sounds illiterate. Her book sales are so low that she will never get another one. As for her attitude towards Levi, I think that she just can't let anything go. Levi must be very happy to have gotten away from that harpy.

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  26. BAustin7:02 AM

    I agree that Levi was either paid off or knows that Tripp isnt his.

    I guess we'll know when his book comes out.

    BTW - those show ARE awful.

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  27. Pathetic Little Fairy Tale Troll--7:04 AM

    As usual, the resident fairy tale troll makes no sense. If there was trouble "from day 1," how do you explain Bristol saying she liked him frm 7th grade onwards, & her agreement to marry Levi TWICE, both in 2008 & 2010? How do you explain the rings in 2007?

    No, 6:34 #2, as usual, you are ridiculously uninformed & add nothing to the discussion. You increase our disdain with your ludicrous "spinning." Oh, I know, I know. The Palins leave you "nothing to work with...."

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  28. Anonymous7:06 AM

    I take Levi swearing off drinking (in excess I assume) as maturity. Hopefully that's it.

    I hope after the book comes out, he'll forget about all this publicity stuff and really concentrate on lucrative prospects. And maybe not sounding like he's retarded when he speaks.

    BRistol will be filming that show when his book debuts. Interesting.

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  29. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Barbara Walters disgusts me. She was a very poor mother herself..her daughter was raised by nannies and boarding schools. As soon as she got old enough, she moved to Seattle and didn't tell anyone who her mother was. She had close friends there who didn't have a clue, as she hated her mother and that life. They have somewhat reconciled..but will never be close. I mean, when you try to make yourself look 30, you don't want the world to see your daughter and grandchildren.

    But that is no excuse for her fawning all over this valley trash and trying to make her look like anything but a slut.

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  30. Anonymous7:16 AM

    To the resident I M fairy tale troll: Bristol is still in love with Levi. It's so obvious. If she's not, she should SHUT UP about him.

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  31. Anonymous7:17 AM

    The View, like most shows, are entirely scripted. Rosie and Joy are the only ones who've been on it who don't use an ear piece. Rosie was the only one who didn't use a script. Joy follows the official script (with maybe a couple in the moment jokes)

    We must remember this when we critique these interviews. Whoopi, albeit outspoken naturally, does tend to avoid controversy by remaining quiet.

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  32. TruthSeeker7:20 AM

    Anon @ 6:44 am ...
    "What part of "kind" do these Palins not understand?"

    The Palins do not understand "kind" or "kindness" or goodness in any form because they have such thick skin. Their skin is too thick for any aspect of decency and humanity to penetrate through.

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  33. Anonymous7:20 AM

    At least she appeared tasteful. That ensemble was lovely. My favorite comment I've heard from Bristol personally was when she called her Candies gala dress her "parachute dress", that it was hilarious. I don't think she cares so much about fashion etc. I think she enjoys shock value and staying in the moment. Though dissing a parent is never ok, even if the parent is a murderer I'd say this( to be general), I appreciate her not living a lie anymore.

    Lastsummer when LEvi and she did those USweekly interviews, Bristol seemed disgusted with him. He went to kiss heron the forehead and she, embarrasingly pulled away, like, wth dude? This is ALL for money. We're not in love. I will try to find that.

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  34. emrysa7:21 AM

    gryphen please don't talk about having seen pictures and then not post them. really, what is the point? if there's something out there that can shut her the fuck up, then use it! otherwise it just provides fuel for the dreg defenders.

    let's get it out of the way now, palinbots:

    if brisdull didn't care what other people said about her, she never would have had surgery to change her face.

    if brisdull was a strong person she wouldn't be running around trashing people (levi, the mccains, haters, etc). strong people don't feel the need to spend so much time trashing other people.

    if brisdull was an honest person, she never would have lied on the stand UNDER OATH to put a young man in jail.

    if brisdull had such a supportive family, she never would have felt the need to get pregnant as a teenager.

    so shove it, bots. up is down & black is white doesn't fly in the real world - no matter how hard you try to make it so.

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  35. Anonymous7:29 AM

    Wholly s***. I was doing some work while I had MSNBC space shuttle coverage on in the backround. They had on the phone a woman named Eileen Marie Collins. I swore, even after seeing her name it was Sarah Palin (my apologies to Eileen). Holy crap, she sounded identical to Sarah. Same word salad, same tone. Freaky.

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  36. Anonymous7:29 AM

    What I DO believe was their 2nd engagement and that is ended essentially once the announcement broke. Shewas eerily quiet on facebook for about 2 weeks then all of a sudden wrote SINGLE emphatically.

    Ben Barber was on the money when he said THEY did that mostly for the money. I do believe she may have briefly taken him back to give Tripp a 2 parent home, but quickly realized you can't fix what isn't meant to be.

    You really can't make a relationship work that wasn't initially grounded. Levi's pretty needy (Cmon how can you refute this given that he has no education OR job). Bristol abhors needy guys. She jokes about it constantly that there are no non needy guys out there.

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  37. Anonymous7:31 AM

    @6:38 AM


    Who the fuck cares what Levi J. said about $arah Palin? Levi J. didn't actually do any harm to $arah Palin. Her reputaion was already shit before he said anything. $arah Palin ruined her own reputation. He didn't shit on Bri$tol, that's all that matters. We don't even hear from him, most of the time, unlike the Palins who won't shut up. Someone also needs to remind the Palins that THEY are the ones who dragged him into the national spotlight.

    By the way, what the hell in Bri$tol doing to better herself? What is she doing to advance her education, where's her fucking job? She is using Tripp to make money. The entire Palin KKKlan are fame whores and only care about money, and they do nothing but claim victimhood blame "haters" for their problems, instead of taking responsibility for their own fuck ups.

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  38. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Those Palins are certainly very lazy ass parents. I've seen pics of Piper, Trig, and Trip with those stupid ass pacifiers in their mouths at much too old an age. Are they potty trained yet? Jeesh! Lazy self absorbed people!

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  39. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Yesterday the book was in the 300s on barnes and noble. Today its in the 200s.

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  40. Anonymous7:36 AM

    "I dont thinkBristol even thinks about Meghan McCain at all. I think she was annoyed at Meghan's mention of her in HER book. She did softly slam her for being pregnant.

    I know that keeping a father away from a child isn't the best form of parenting, but Bristol is a good mother and Tripp is being raised well.

    What pictures are you talking about? DWTS? "pregnancypictures from last year youre STILL holding onto?"



    @6:42 AM


    If Bri$tol didn't even think about Meghan McCain, she wouldn't have taken the time to diss her in her book, and on t.v. Typical Palin. So thin-skinned, and can't let anything go.

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  41. Anonymous7:44 AM

    I think when he's older shell let Levi see him more. It's understandable that she's attached given past events.

    But you gotta admit it, she's doing a fine job raising him. He ice skates at 2. And rollerblades. And is learning to swim. Obviously they're an active family.

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  42. Randall7:44 AM

    The "Full Bristol Palin" sounds an awful lot like a naughty sex act.

    ...how appropriate.

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  43. Anonymous7:44 AM

    "I take Levi swearing off drinking (in excess I assume) as maturity. Hopefully that's it.

    I hope after the book comes out, he'll forget about all this publicity stuff and really concentrate on lucrative prospects. And maybe not sounding like he's retarded when he speaks."


    @7:06 AM

    I hope Bri$tol does the same thing.

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  44. imnofred7:45 AM

    Bristol is a friggin hypocrite. I guess it runs in the family. She sits there and talks about God and her Christian values and in the next sentence says ugly things and lies about Levi and makes snide remarks about the McCains.

    I believe that there are 2 types of Christians. There are those who live their life they way that they feel that God wants them to and their actions speak for themselves.

    And there are those who simply attach the Cristian label on themselves to be part of a crowd or to play to a particular group of people in order to further their agendas. The Palins fall in this category.

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  45. GBIllinois7:48 AM

    I always pay attention to the number of BOT comments after one of Gryph's posts. IMO you can determine just how close to the truth one is by how vehemently it's disputed by the trolls. This story is one they are overloading the comments with their own fantasies (not just here but The View message board too). There's SOMETHING in that interview which scares them shitless.

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  46. Anonymous7:48 AM

    6:37 am here is the cached version:

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Ni1qz-haxRcJ:www.politicususa.com/en/palin-johnson-computer-hacked+politicususa+mercede+hacked&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

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  47. Anonymous7:49 AM

    @7:29 #2 - did you ever take an English class? Do you even know how to form a cogent thought? Your ramblings make NO SENSE. You make us laugh at Palinbots and I don't think that's your intention. Sad.

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  48. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Bristol is the weakest link in the "Palin brand." They can't control her and she is the living proof of what failures they are.

    Whoever is touting her success as saying her book is in the 200s on B&N - Hilarious!!!! 200s? SO PATHETIC. She's had more free TV exposure than a prostitute who sleeps with a movie star.

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  49. Anonymous7:52 AM

    "You really can't make a relationship work that wasn't initially grounded. Levi's pretty needy (Cmon how can you refute this given that he has no education OR job). Bristol abhors needy guys. She jokes about it constantly that there are no non needy guys out there."


    @7:29 AM

    I can "refute" it, given Bri$tol has no education or job, either! She's a terrible mother who is making money off her little "mistake" because she's too stupid and lazy to get a real job!

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  50. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Baba WaWa is such a suck up to the Palin. Yuck. We all know Bristol is a liar and that she is sexually active, but she must look good for the righties!

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  51. Anonymous7:54 AM

    7:16..I agreed she is still in love with Levi but HE won't have her and because of that she keeps his son from him.
    I wish that Mercede would tell us when Levi last saw Tripp or when she last saw Tripp. If they are all in Wasilla they must see each other around town..Wasilla is not that big.

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  52. Anonymous7:56 AM

    7:44.Gee those activates must keep the nanny busy.

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  53. Anonymous7:57 AM

    7:20 am At least she appeared tasteful



    Was someone planning on eating her?

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  54. Barney8:00 AM

    The troll paid for by Bristol says we just feed her fire and make her stronger.


    Well guess what stupid, Bristol lying about everything just feeds our fire and makes us stronger and we are going to stay on her fat ass every day just so you know, you dummy.

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  55. Anonymous8:01 AM

    Does Bristol ever take care of her child alone? Seem she always has someone else holding him, pushing him in a stroller..and get rid of the pacifier..it's usually a sign of anxiety in a child his age and not good for his teeth.

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  56. Anonymous8:01 AM

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_you_sign_over_your_parental_rights_to_a_child_do_you_still_have_to_pay_child_support

    .....Generally there must be another adult who is willing to take over your legal responsibilities and financial obligations as the child's parent.....

    So is BP delusional?
    Turning over parental rights isn't like deciding whether to return something to the store. The courts want every child to have a mother and father. Sometimes it's not possible- but the courts don't encourage just walking away.

    or is someone waiting in the wings to take over the father role? if so, why (and I can guess lots of reasons why; I'm most interested in the real reason, and perhaps speculation based on something solid, and not ill will and snarkiness)?

    Lucy

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  57. Anonymous8:02 AM

    OT: From Daily Dish:
    Quote For The Day
    by Chris Bodenner

    "I am finding my circle of confidants to be shrinking daily," - Sarah Palin, in a just-released email she sent on December 12, 2006, eight days after she was inaugurated as governor.

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  58. Anonymous said...
    His team convinced him to use teir real names in the custody suit, which wasn't beneficial for Tripp. It WAS beneficial for Levi because it DID help him drum up support from Palin haters. He had no reason to blame Sarah and could give no reasons.

    Levi has been told the more anti Palin sentiment there is, the richer he will be. He's not thinking of Tripp. He's thinking of himself. THAT is the only reasonable explanation for his behavior.
    Where's his GED? Where's his job? What HAS he been doing to better himself and create stability?
    6:38 AM
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    How on earth did you type this with all the bullshit oozing through your keyboard?

    1) How do you know he had no reason to blame Sarah? And maybe he did not want critical statements about Sarah to be on the public court record. Unlike Bristol, who has no trouble traveling the country and bad-mouthing Levi every chance she gets, including right in front of Tripp.

    2) How do you know what Levi has been told? How do you know he is not thinking about Tripp? How do you know he is thinking about himself? How can you be so sure as to what is the only reasonable explanation for his decisions?

    You bots are always whining that no one can criticize the Palins because we don't know them, and no one can know what they are thinking, etc. You should play by your own rules.

    3) Your last paragraph is a laugh. Where's Bristol's GED? Where is her steady job/career? Why does she give little Tripp such an unstable life with constant disruptions, dragging him all over the country, and a parade of new men thrown into his life?

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  59. Anonymous8:05 AM

    "I think when he's older shell let Levi see him more. It's understandable that she's attached given past events.

    But you gotta admit it, she's doing a fine job raising him. He ice skates at 2. And rollerblades. And is learning to swim. Obviously they're an active family."



    @7:44 AM

    What past events? She didn't seem that attached to him after the MOA book signing when she walked out without him.

    A good mother would get a real job to support her child, instead of expoiting him to make money.

    And just because Tripp rollerblades, and ice skates at age two, and is learning to swim, doesn't make Bri$tol a good mother. How stupid. I doubt she will do anything to keep his BRAIN active, since none of the Palin brats go to school anyway, and the whole damn family is ignorant.

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  60. Anonymous8:10 AM

    "Yesterday the book was in the 300s on barnes and noble. Today its in the 200s."



    @7:33 AM

    Bri$tol's "book" has now dropped to 1,882 at Amazon.

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  61. Anonymous8:30 AM

    The fairy tale troll aka Bristol/Willow said Bris was raising her son right and he was learning to ice skate and rollerblade.


    But is she teaching him values as in not trashing his father in public, not gossiping about others such as Meghan McCain, not drinking and doing drugs as she did, giving him motherly love instead of a pacifer and a nanny?


    Many parents teach their kids to skate, fish, hunt, rollerblade but as parents some are horrible and do not do proper parenting and install morals and decency in their kids.


    Bristol is an absent mom, out looking for big bucks and her face on tv. She gives one of her kids a pacifer to make him appear to be a little baby. Bristol is fooling no one but herself.

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  62. Anonymous8:30 AM

    In my 57 years of experience (including being a bit of a "wild child" myself in the southern California of the late 60's and early 70's), peer and even older women most often are understanding of a young woman's struggle with - or mistakes about - sexual activity and will soften the cultural or religious condemnation which would ordinarily be applied... EXCEPT when the young woman chooses to lie, deny and otherwise use deceit and righteousness to avoid the reality of her actions.

    The almost universal derision we're seeing for Bristol's laughable claims of "it was stolen from me" are no surprise. Just based on what she admits to: she lied to her parents about where she would be (intentionally placing herself in that setting), drinking alcohol after no doubt setting up a tent with the obvious sleeping arrangements. Oh please!

    Either she is stupid, or she thinks we are. Which is what rankles women who would otherwise understand and cut her some slack.

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  63. GBIllinois8:31 AM

    Randall said...
    The "Full Bristol Palin" sounds an awful lot like a naughty sex act.

    ...how appropriate.

    7:44 AM

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LOL!!
    Full Bristol (n); Group sex in a tent after excessive alcohol consumption

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  64. Anonymous8:33 AM

    7:33: Yesterday the book was in the 300s on barnes and noble. Today its in the 200s.

    -----------------

    Not sure which B&N you're looking at. I see this:

    Pub. Date: June 2011
    Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
    Format: Hardcover , 272pp
    Sales Rank: 345

    Looks like 300s to me!

    Oh, BTW, still sinking quickly at Amazon: 1,834 today.

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  65. Anonymous8:36 AM

    PICS: could the picks "refudiating" BP's claim of abstinence include cars of Ben, Gino, others(?) parked in her driveway overnight, on successive nights? Who would bother to take such pictures? (couldn't be NE or they would have published it already).
    or perhaps pics of another pregnancy? (but why wouldn't those have also hit the papers already? would they be believed? We have pics of her gaining weight on DWTS and it didn't cause much of a stir)
    The only other evidence I know of (besides explicit photographs-ew,I don't even want those) would be in medical records, which we aren't going to see.
    Well, maybe of her nursing an infant. But I doubt there's such a picture for lots of reasons.

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  66. Anonymous8:38 AM

    I think when he's older shell let Levi see him more. It's understandable that she's attached given past events.

    But you gotta admit it, she's doing a fine job raising him. He ice skates at 2. And rollerblades. And is learning to swim. Obviously they're an active family.

    ---------
    No, it's not understandable to not let a child spend time with his father or to insult him on national TV.

    No, I don't "gotta admit" she's doing a fine job raising him. He spends a lot of time with a nanny, who may be doing a good job -- hard to say. He has a pacifier at almost 3. And she simply isn't doing a "good job" if she's publicly dissing his father. That's VERY harmful to a child.

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  67. Anonymous8:42 AM

    "Gryphen said...
    By the way, just for clarification, the pictures I have seen are NOT nudes, or sexual. However they are potentially damning.

    5:59 AM"

    Post them. You owe it to America. You owe it to the world. :-D

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  68. Anonymous8:43 AM

    Bristol = lying slut

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  69. Anonymous8:44 AM

    I'm a single mom. My child was an unexpected blessing and even though the dad and I were not married (and never did get married), I never felt it was a mistake. I get almost no support (none financial and he cannot be relied on as even a babysitter) and for the first 8.5 years, the visits were few and far between. Things are finally looking up, but still not consistent or reliable. Just more frequent: at least once a month now!

    BUT, that kid WORSHIPS dad anyway. In fact, I get yelled at by my kid and called a mean mom when I discipline or have to say no to a new toy or computer time etc.

    Yep, I give 24/7 and make sacrifices, but I'm the bad guy. Dad is a hero. And you know what, I think that's healthy. No way in hell am I going to take that away from my kid! No way am I going to breath a word of criticism against him or deny him when he does find time to fit his child into his life.

    Bristol Palin is the WORST kind of mother. Then again, she learned from the champ of bad mothering. She sickens me.

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  70. Anonymous8:44 AM

    More bullshit from the palin clan.

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  71. Anonymous8:45 AM

    It's so obvious that Americans are sick of the Palins.
    The only ones oblivious to this fact are the Palins
    and a few gullible and deluded bots.
    Bus tour-Flop.
    Film-Flop
    Book signing at MOA and elsewhere- Flop
    Polling-Flop

    Sarah is poling at 3 % in the latest WMUR
    poll out of New Hampshire.
    http://ht.ly/5xn5V
    Last week she was at 4% in another NH poll
    and 8% in a national FOX poll.

    No wonder Sarah is reduced to getting into flame wars with the National Enquirer over whether
    she was crying or not.
    That's all she has left.
    Paris Hilton has the sense to be ashamed of her youthful sexual indiscretions.
    Bristol the Uterus wears hers like a badge.
    It's cringe inducing that a 20 year old is parading around America proudly inviting everyone
    into her bedroom to view all
    her dirty laundry ,
    including her gynecological problems.
    With the happy blessing of her parents.
    Yuck.
    How many 20 year olds have a nanny ?

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  72. Anonymous8:46 AM

    8:31, that must go in the Urban Dictionary!

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  73. Dinty8:47 AM

    Anonymous @ 6:37

    She can't escape the Google cache:

    http://bit.ly/nINVX1

    I also made a screencap just in case

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  74. Anonymous8:52 AM

    I believe someone with just a grade school education is posting the comments in support of Bristol. The lack of education in the posts is very revealing.

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  75. Anonymous8:52 AM

    This is pure garbage. It's obvious that the palins will say/do anything for publicity. Lies, cover-ups, etc. are just thrown out and left for others to sort out. It kinda reminds me of the Casey Anthony trial....she lied her ass off as did her family. I can't understand why anyone finds either of them so fascinating much less believable. No more shows with the Bitchtol, please....just let them fade away.

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  76. Anonymous8:52 AM

    This is pure garbage. It's obvious that the palins will say/do anything for publicity. Lies, cover-ups, etc. are just thrown out and left for others to sort out. It kinda reminds me of the Casey Anthony trial....she lied her ass off as did her family. I can't understand why anyone finds either of them so fascinating much less believable. No more shows with the Bitchtol, please....just let them fade away.

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  77. Anonymous8:53 AM

    Movie critic gets banned from watching Palin's propaganda movie. Now her movie PR exec is fighting back in the comments. Funny shit!

    http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/movies/ve_been_banned_from_sarah_palin_Cs6WUbZC0x06uNe7Buo77O#ixzz1RRip1P7w.

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  78. Anonymous8:59 AM

    7:44- does he have his pacifier in his mouth when he does these things?

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  79. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Hmmm, perhaps this should go in the google dictionary - you know the one that contains "santorum."

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  80. Anonymous9:07 AM

    What 7:45am said.

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  81. BAustin9:11 AM

    Two interesting pics were on the big screen during bristols interview

    One was a very pregnant Bristol and the other was Levi holding a newborn. Can someone do a screen grab so we can compare these with the pics gryphen posted recently. Was the johnston tattoo visible or not?


    A little OT- anyone ever see Bristol going to church? Or any of the palins for that matter

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  82. They really softballed it with her -- birth control pills work if one takes them properly and that everyone who has ever taken them knows that. And I can't believe they gave her a pass on that! Her parents are strict? Strict parents do not allow un-chaperoned coed camping trips. And what happened to the baby bump we saw on DWTS? I was disappointed in the ladies on the View.

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  83. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Bristol can do whatever she wants until Sarah tells her she can’t.

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  84. @anon 7:14. I like BabaWawa. Her style is not to go for the jugular. Being sincere and nice often gets her a newsworthy answer--not that anything about Bristol is newsworthy.

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  85. Gryphen, can you tell us more about Dec. 27? As you know, Laura & Brad have a post questioning when Tripp was born. Is Sadie sure about the date? If so, is it possible the baby she was allowed to see for 5 minutes that night wasn't really Tripp?

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  86. Anonymous said...
    I think when he's older shell let Levi see him more. It's understandable that she's attached given past events.
    But you gotta admit it, she's doing a fine job raising him. He ice skates at 2. And rollerblades. And is learning to swim. Obviously they're an active family.
    7:44 AM
    -------------------------
    "But you gotta admit it, she's doing a fine job raising him."

    No, she is absolutely not doing a fine job raising him. She drags him all over the country, providing no stability, and makes it impossible for his father to see him. And she bad-mouths his father day in and day out every chance she gets and in front of him.

    Sorry, dunce, ice skates and rollerblading don't make up for that trashy excuse for "parenting.".

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  87. Anonymous9:44 AM

    BAustin said...


    A little OT- anyone ever see Bristol going to church? Or any of the palins for that matter

    9:11 AM
    ------------------------------------
    No , none of the Palin's attend church EVER! Of course since they think they are above God, why should they worship a lesser diety than Sarah. I am actually amazed at how many christians will follow someone who obviously never attends any church.

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  88. imnofred said...

    Bristol is a friggin hypocrite. I guess it runs in the family. She sits there and talks about God and her Christian values and in the next sentence says ugly things and lies about Levi and makes snide remarks about the McCains.

    I believe that there are 2 types of Christians. There are those who live their life they way that they feel that God wants them to and their actions speak for themselves.

    And there are those who simply attach the Cristian label on themselves to be part of a crowd or to play to a particular group of people in order to further their agendas. The Palins fall in this category.

    7:45 AM
    ----------------------
    You're absolutely correct, imnofred. Sadly, we seldom hear about these true Christians: "There are those who live their life they way that they feel that God wants them to and their actions speak for themselves."

    They are too busy feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, giving shelter to the homeless, caring for the sick, etc.

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  89. Anonymous9:46 AM

    Bristol's in my hometown this evening, at the local Walmart to sign books. Wonkette told about it and I sure wish a bunch of libruls would drive over from Austin to crash the party. I'm gonna dress up like a Christian and buy a book just to see the Chin. I mean, why not. This is a tiny town and there's not much else to do here.

    Big question is: what oil pal of the Palins is bringing her here? this is sure not the most conservative town in Texas by a long shot, but lots of rich texans have summer homes here.

    Yall Come!

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  90. Dis Gusted9:47 AM

    Levi's pretty needy (Cmon how can you refute this given that he has no education OR job).


    ***

    sounds like Bristol to me. She never got her GED, she does not REALLY have a diploma, she can't go to college and she doesn't work.

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  91. Anonymous9:47 AM

    Gryphen, you may want to let Mercede and/or Levi know that basic DNA kits are available at Walgreens for about $30.

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  92. Anonymous9:48 AM

    So, why are the damning pictures not posted? You USED to be right there at the front of the battlelines.

    As for Mecede and Sherry, I believe they either are very naive, or have been paid of.

    I doubt you will print this comment.

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  93. Anonymous9:49 AM

    But you gotta admit it, she's doing a fine job raising him. He ice skates at 2. And rollerblades. And is learning to swim. Obviously they're an active family.


    he's a lot older than 2...active? OMG - haven't you seen thunder thighs or cottage cheese thighs?

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  94. Anonymous9:51 AM

    Whoever is touting her success as saying her book is in the 200s on B&N - Hilarious!!!! 200s? SO PATHETIC. She's had more free TV exposure than a prostitute who sleeps with a movie star.

    someone dropped a zero - it's off the list - the last time I looked it was WAYYYYY down.

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  95. Anonymous9:52 AM

    The Palin family seems incapable of introspection. If Bristol had any self awareness the book would address these questions: Why did you make the choices you did? What have you learned to make better choices? What do you want your younger sisters to take away from your decisions? Do you talk to your sisters about boys and sex - what is your advice? What are the benefits of abstinence? What if anything could your parents have said or done to guide you in making better decisions at age 15? What advice to you have for moms of teen girls? Why do you believe your son does not need a father in his life? Can you ever forgive your sons father for his choices? Where do you see yourself and your son in 10 years? this is what ticks me off the most with this family and the media who lets them get away with inane blabber. Ask some questions - what did you learn??????

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  96. Anonymous9:54 AM

    When Baba commented on Biscuit loosing weight my first thought was "Huh.. What you talking about Willis?"

    I thought Biscuit was putting weight back on and her hamhock legs are getting big and matronly. OMG, when she plopped down on the couch I thought she may require a "WIDE LOAD" sign slapped on that ass.

    I'm not kidding, I seen a wide girl sitting on that couch. I guess we'll be seeing her in the future wearing the jacket style she wore on the View. It's not a long coat and it is not a short jacket either but it has enough length to cover that ever growing rump roast of hers. On the couch just look at the total width of her thighs and butt, her bottom is not firm it just spreads out on the couch when she sat down. If Biscuit does not control her appetite and does not start exercising, she'll have to start wearing her infamous canvas camping tent.

    Why is weight more obvious on Biscuit is because when The Chin was revealed at the WH Correspondence Dinner, her face and body looked thinner after her lipo but since then she has been putting it back on and is trying to cover it with layers of clothes as we seen in New York. Biscuit looked ridiculous in that NY hot weather. In NY she was trying to look trendy and sexy and I imagined she was wearing a g-string under all that clothes, but knowing Biscuit she had to be wearing spanx with her g-string. Can we say MORE LAYERS!

    She really needs to stop her bulk eating or I'm going to have to change her name to Biscuits n Gravy.

    I suggest that Biscuit needs to borrow Tripp's baby pacifer.. it has zero calories which brings up the next question why is that kid still sucking on a pacifier and has to be cuddled on a woman's lap?

    That's all for now.

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  97. Dis Gusted9:56 AM

    How many 20 year olds have a nanny ?

    8:45 AM


    I suspect Bristol is a special needs child - in that case, lots of special needs 20 year olds need full time care takers.

    When SP first announced that she had a DS child, there were comments all over the internet "how sad, now she has TWO children with special needs". I used to think it was Piper...

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  98. Anonymous9:58 AM

    LMAO! Yes Sherri, Bristol grew tremendously on DWTS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  99. Anonymous9:59 AM

    If so, is it possible the baby she was allowed to see for 5 minutes that night wasn't really Tripp?


    ***

    another stand in to fool the in-laws....makes sense to me. It also might explain the numerous birth dates when his birth was announced.

    Where was this anyway? Matsu? Who was the attending dr? CBJ?

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  100. Anonymous10:02 AM

    The women from the view must have gotten their orders from the powers on high at the network. Otherwise, I think that Whoopi and Joy would have called Bristol out on her BS. Come on, wine coolers have about 5% alcohol. She couldn't possibly drink enough of them to get so drunk that she wouldn't know what was going on and wouldn't remember it in the morning. Simply ridiculous, just like all the rest of the crap she and her mother are peddling.

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  101. Anonymous10:09 AM

    Bristol is thin skinned alright and there is a danger with that.

    That girl is packing on weight again and her thin skin may not be able to contain it.

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  102. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Brisdull says she was having sex from 15 until she made her pledge ,no sex till marriage. Drinking with her parents. She was sneaking around and staying at Levi's and he at her house but the parents didn't think she was sexually active? Who believes that. What passes as great parents today is mind boggling. I had read in I think TMZ that Levi was spending nights at her Condo right before all that mess about them posing for the Mag about them being engaged again. I told my dau she's not keeping her pledge. so many ppl seem to have no qualms about out right lying and think they are good christians. The right kind of christians would be screaming that she is not giving Levi the parental right's he deserves. Worried about diapers ? then why did she buy a house for cash. What unwed mother so you know who gets 1700.00 a month in child support or has a nanny ( for real not made up) I could ask some good questions. Why would she even want Levi to give up his parental rights?, usually someone has to be the worse of worse scum. It doesn't get you out of child support always either. I know something isn't as it should be. Why isn't Levi coming out guns blazzing, instead of his sister. 1.It's not his kid. 2 She has something big on him ( if this why wouldn't she use this to get the parental rights stripped) 3 they paid him off somehow 4 It's just to much trouble.

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  103. Anonymous10:28 AM

    "Bristol abhors needy guys. She jokes about it constantly that there are no non needy guys out there."

    Non-needy guys probably have enough sense to run like the devil away from Bristol because SHE'S so needy. She needs to have plastic surgery on her face, needs to trash her baby daddy and lie about her sex life on national TV (repeatedly), needs to "write a memoir," needs to have a reality TV show, needs to play up the "single mom" whininess while appearing in public with nannies, needs to trash the McCains repeatedly (even though they're the entire reason most of us have ever heard of her), and needs to keep peddling her idiotic, uninformed idea that a godparent is equivalent to a guardian.

    And that's just the stuff I know about, based on her public persona. I can't even imagine what a wreck she must be in private.

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  104. Anonymous10:42 AM

    Dis Gusted said...

    How many 20 year olds have a nanny ?

    8:45 AM


    I suspect Bristol is a special needs child - in that case, lots of special needs 20 year olds need full time care takers.

    When SP first announced that she had a DS child, there were comments all over the internet "how sad, now she has TWO children with special needs". I used to think it was Piper...

    9:56 AM

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

    Never heard that Bristol was Sarah's first DS child and now it makes sense.

    I wondered why Bristol always needed an elderly person with her. There are pictures of Bristol coming out of stores, restaurants, WH Correspondence Dinner, DWTS and every where else with an elderly escort lady and Tripp was no where to be seen. These elderly escort ladies are not security guards so now it is starting to make sense.

    This revelation also answers the question why would Sarah buy a house in Hell, Arizona. Is it because Sarah needed to follow DS Bristol to Arizona? Oh my Sarah, as soon as you followed Bristol to Arizona did you notice she left the area?

    Another thing about DS children, they need help and guidance and I would like to say thank you to people who provide this service to these kids.

    With that said, it brings up another point. Bristol comes across as a needy underage (DS) girl that would do anything to keep Levi and she would be desperate enough to stop taking her monthly cramp pills to trap Levi with a baby. Now after many years this needy girl keeps going out of her way to destroy Levi and you have to ask yourself why? Starting to make sense now!

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  105. Anonymous10:44 AM

    I have a nephew who's only a few months younger than Tripp is supposed to be, and the age thing just doesn't compute. Tripp looks much older to me, but I don't know how to reconcile that with other information we have. Part of me thinks Tripp was born when Bristol was 16, and she was pregnant with another baby at the time of the RNC, but that obfuscates Levi's role/knowledge. At one point, I thought he might be Trig's dad and the Palins told him he had to *pretend* to be Tripp's dad/Bristol's fiance if he wanted any contact with Trig. But that doesn't make sense, either, in light of various things you've said, Gryphen.

    The more I try to make sense of the Palin baby morass, the more my brain feels literally wrapped in knots.

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  106. Anonymous10:48 AM

    Re: The courts being reluctant to let Levi sign over his parental rights if there isn't another father figure, I doubt Bristol understands or has even looked into this. She's STILL parroting that stupidity about Cindy McCain's godmother offer implying guardianship.

    Was she always this...um...not bright, or did the drinking and drugs kill off noticeable numbers of brain cells? If this girl ever was an honors student, things are seriously wrong with the public schools in AK.

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  107. Anonymous11:00 AM

    With sweet toddler Tripp in tow as a shield of heart-melting cuteness against any truly claws-out questions, Palin stopped by The View this morning for a little girl talk about bad boy baby daddy Levi Johnston, and what can happen when a gal mixes camping and booze with the call of the wild...

    Memoir spoiler alert: After the theft of her lost virginity, Palin stayed with Johnston for some five years, during which time her virginity was repeatedly purloined, swiped, and filched.



    www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_soup/b251176_bristol_palin_reveals_how_levi_got_into.html#ixzz1RXer9FID

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  108. Levi had a job until Sarah ran her mouth to the news media and it became known that he had got in without an important qualification.

    That happened about the time Tripp was born - post-election, when Levi could be safely thrown under the bus.

    It's not like Bristol has one other than Hollywood-wannabe.

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  109. Anonymous11:02 AM

    With regard to those talking about birth control only being effective if you actually take the pills regularly, be aware that not only do they need to be taken regularly, they need to be taken into the bloodstream as well.

    There are many instances of babies being born as a result of a pill being expelled via vomit before it is absorbed into the bloodstream. This is most common among heavy/binge drinkers.

    Note to Bristol: Birth control is not football - you don't just have to take the pills (have them cross the goal line as it were), they have to stay in your body.

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  110. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Unsolicited Advice for Bristol Palin: Call It Rape

    Dear Bristol,

    I so wish you and I could have this conversation on a long girls' night in. You’d get a babysitter for Tripp, I’d bring the popcorn, and we’d hang in our pajamas and watch Heathers. Afterwards, we’d paint each other’s toenails, and I’d tell you how great your chin looks. And then, when we were both feeling relaxed and expansive and had built some kind of trust, I'd tell you this:

    I'm worried about you, girl. You say you're not accusing Levi of raping you, but the way you tell the story—he knew you didn't want to have sex, but did it to you anyhow when you were blackout drunk on wine coolers—sure sounds like rape to me.
    http://www.good.is/post/unsolicited-advice-for-bristol-palin-call-it-rape/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+good%2Flbvp+%28GOOD+Main+RSS+Feed%29

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  111. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Love to hear from the single moms with the "unexpected" kids. I'm sorry, you were having sex - birth control wasn't an option or something? Still, kudos to you for trying to raise your child in a good and loving way and not create too much drama with the baby daddy.

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  112. Anonymous11:06 AM

    WHY is that child still sucking on a pacifier? He is WAY too fucking old to still be using a damn pacifier.

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  113. Anonymous11:28 AM

    6:38

    Hey Palin!!

    *waving*

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  114. Anonymous11:31 AM

    The only thing thin about Bristol is her skin.


    Bwah!

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  115. Anonymous said...
    Love to hear from the single moms with the "unexpected" kids. I'm sorry, you were having sex - birth control wasn't an option or something? Still, kudos to you for trying to raise your child in a good and loving way and not create too much drama with the baby daddy.
    11:05 AM
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    Who are you talking about? It can't be Bristol. She is not raising her child in a good and loving way (no stability at all) and she trashes her baby's father publicly, on the internet, on TV, in interviews, and in her "book." Levi hasn't said anything bad about Bristol, but boy is Bristol all about the nasty drama.

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  116. Anonymous11:35 AM

    The photos are gone, hope the screenshot is saved.
    As for this girl asking Levi to give up rights to his son, I have an ex-daughter in law ask my son the same thing and she asked him on Fathers' Day! Of course he said no and couldn't believe she could even say something like that.
    She is engaged to the guy with whom she cheated while still living with my son. Her excuse for asking was that if something happens to her she wants her boyfriend to have custody????? She, like brisket got pregnant and like Sawah did, so did this girls mom and so on and on.
    It's the trashy mentality. Even her younger sister just had a baby out of wedlock. When her mom asked why she "wasn't pregnant yet" while my son and she were dating, I couldn't believe she really asked that. It was a big clue, and too bad there wasn't a thing I could do. She keeps our grand daughter away from us as much as she can, just like brisket.
    Very sad for the child and especially the bad mouthing. Every child deserves to have the right to think his dad and mom have value.

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  117. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Anonymous said...

    Dis Gusted said...

    How many 20 year olds have a nanny ?

    8:45 AM


    How many 20 year olds have two nannies?

    Tripp has a nanny and Bristol has her own nanny. Whenever she is out in public, there is an old elderly woman walking behind her or escorting her. Interesting, Tripp is no where near her.

    Bristol has her own babysitter?

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  118. Anonymous11:43 AM

    She walks as though she is encased in a full body cast. Tripp may be cute now, but he looks just like Grandpa Chuckles, which is not a good sign. How did the book signing go in Texas? The usual crowds, I suppose (snark) This entire family needs to get off the stage, and get on with their lives in private. If she thinks she will be a big star, I think she is in for a shock. Hollywood is chock full of young women with TALENT and looks who have studied their craft. She expects to walk onstage and be a big star with no work involved. Wait until Piper hits her teen years, I have a feeling she will make Bristles look like a shy, retiring slut.

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  119. Anonymous11:43 AM

    Ok, I got a question. Do you get a wine cooler and a condom when you purchase Bristol's Book of Sex in a Tent?

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  120. Anonymous12:05 PM

    Anonymous said...

    WHY is that child still sucking on a pacifier? He is WAY too fucking old to still be using a damn pacifier.

    11:06 AM

    Because Tripp does not want to suck on Bristol's cow teats after strange men have been sucking on them.

    I guess Tripp is not into sloppy seconds or thirds.

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  121. Anonymous12:08 PM

    ""Lastsummer when LEvi and she did those USweekly interviews, Bristol seemed disgusted with him. He went to kiss heron the forehead and she, embarrasingly pulled away, like, wth dude? This is ALL for money. We're not in love.""

    Just like the pic of Sarah and Todd?

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  122. GBIllinois12:17 PM

    @ ANON 8:46

    "8:31, that must go in the Urban Dictionary!"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Done! :) I already have submitted this:

    Full Bristol
    Group sex in a tent after excessive alcohol consumption.
    Sarah Palin's oldest daughter lost her virginity after a Full Bristol.
    by GBIllinois on Jul 8, 2011
    tags: synonym: gang bang, orgy, cheap date antonym: date rape, stolen virginity, truth

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  123. Anonymous12:17 PM

    Note at the 206 mark-Bristol reads something in her hand. Shades of her stupid mama trick?

    To claim she is worried about money when her parents were not anywhere near poor and in fact had a nice income before Sarah was Tapped for the VP nod.

    She claims Levi never sees his kid-when the kid is out of state more than in and Bristol supposedly puts up huge blocks to visits. YEP!

    I am with everyone Levi needs to get a kick ass family lawyer and Nail PALIN to the wall.

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  124. Anonymous12:28 PM

    Maybe Bristol keeps Tripp on the pacifier to make him seem younger than he really is..smoke and mirrors with the Palins.

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  125. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Great Job, Gryphen!

    Brisol's doing well enough on her own proving what a blabbering, jealous, ungrateful, uneducated, immature and dispicable person she truly is, but your post and the comments from the normal people who comment here are all relevent.

    She's boosting interest in what Levi will have to say, and destroying her reality show gig's target audience at the same time.

    I love her "lost my moral code so I figured, heh, keep having sex, I was on the pill and it didn't work..... later she says she's "right with God" and with her family.

    As the faithful koolaid drinkers alway say "Bristol is an excellent roll model"

    I feel sorry for Tripp. He needs to know the Johnston side of his family, and not be used as a pawn. Vile, evil behavior. Exploiting children for fame and money is disgusting.

    Levi, hope you're reading. i still have your back. I understand your situation. How can you possibly afford to chase millioniaire grifters across the states to see your son? Hope your book dispels this fable she's selling.

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  126. Anonymous12:29 PM

    I believe Bristol plays her mother. She learned to be a mean girl and manipulate from the BEST. When she was forced by mom to live alone in her condo and work, while the rest of the family lived in luxury and vacationed in Hawaii, Bristol had to "live with the consequences" so Mom could continue w/talking points. Bristol wanted $ and fame over college and 90-5, so she hooked back up w/Levi, checked into reality show, and sold the story to the tabloids to show mom the damage she could do.

    The only way Sarah could stop it was to bribe her with DWTS, speaking engagements and book deal.
    Bristol is probably blackmailing her parents. As long as they keep setting her up with gigs, she will be a good girl and keep with the family lies/line.

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  127. TruthSeeker12:47 PM

    Anon @ 9:54 am ... "If Biscuit does not control her appetite and does not start exercising, she'll have to start wearing her infamous canvas camping tent."

    Thanks for your hilarious comments. You could give Gryphen a run for his money - you both articulate the same wit.

    Hey Bristle, maybe God through Anon 9:54am, has just provided you with an idea of what to do with your future: start a new clothing line made of canvas camping tents.

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  128. PALIN FAIRY TALE TELLER - GO AWAY WACKO!12:53 PM

    Just listen to this IGNORANT, STUPID, SCREWED UP and BORING FAIRY TALE TROLL:

    "At least she appeared tasteful. That ensemble was lovely. My favorite comment I've heard from Bristol personally was when she called her Candies gala dress her "parachute dress", that it was hilarious. I don't think she cares so much about fashion etc. I think she enjoys shock value and staying in the moment. Though dissing a parent is never ok, even if the parent is a murderer I'd say this( to be general), I appreciate her not living a lie anymore. "


    Are you joking??? You appreciate her not living a lie? ROFL! She has always lived a lie. Preaching and getting paid for abstinence?

    We all know your posts. We all find you to be an absolutely disgusting human being. Whatever it is you are trying to accomplish, it isn't happening. So why do you keep coming back and posting the same garbage day after day? That is the definition of someone who is insane or obsessed. Are you obsessed with the Palins and defending them? You said you didn't know them or do you know them. I don't want your answer. I just wish you would take your BS and go somewhere else. NO ONE CARES what you have to say....You are so predictable and boring and simply NOT BELIEVABLE.

    If you think you are helping Bristol, you are wrong. No one thinks she is wearing a "cute ensemble" and no one finds her "hilarious." She is the most boring uneducated dolt on television at the moment. GIVE IT UP ALREADY.

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  129. Anonymous12:57 PM

    HERE SHE IS AGAIN:

    " What I DO believe was their 2nd engagement and that is ended essentially once the announcement broke. Shewas eerily quiet on facebook for about 2 weeks then all of a sudden wrote SINGLE emphatically.

    Ben Barber was on the money when he said THEY did that mostly for the money. I do believe she may have briefly taken him back to give Tripp a 2 parent home, but quickly realized you can't fix what isn't meant to be.

    You really can't make a relationship work that wasn't initially grounded. Levi's pretty needy (Cmon how can you refute this given that he has no education OR job). Bristol abhors needy guys. She jokes about it constantly that there are no non needy guys out there."


    YOU MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. GO AWAY MORON. Your comments are meaningless and stupid. You are obsessed with the Palins in a very disturbed and sick way stalking this blog and trying to "educate" people on what you perceive is reality based on My Space and Facebook posts.. BLCCCH! How many posts on here are yours? I am going to go count now.

    I am already at EIGHT before 7:45 pm. Don't you think that is a bit sick and obsessive? Get a life. Or is that you Sarah???

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  130. Anonymous1:03 PM

    ROFL!! Palin FAIRY TALE TROLL WRITES:

    " But you gotta admit it, she's doing a fine job raising him. He ice skates at 2. And rollerblades. And is learning to swim. Obviously they're an active family


    NO I and WE do not admit she is doing a fine job. She is a TERRIBLE MOTHER! Writing a book and going on TV blasting the father of her child? That is so wrong I don't even know where to start. You think a sign of good parenting is teaching a kid sports?? Give me a break.

    An active family? LOL Prove it.

    You never stop. You are so obvious and boring. It isn't working. You have PDS to the max my dear. There is probably medicine for that.

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  131. Anonymous1:07 PM

    WTF? The still picture shown on the View was the picture of pregnant Bristol with the hockey puck of her rapist sitting on her belly. What’s that about? Did he rape you or not?

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  132. Anonymous1:09 PM

    On the View, Bristol said she was more worried about providing diapers and food for Tripp.

    Who is Bristol kidding that she was worried about food!

    Bristol does not look like she has missed a meal in her life!

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  133. Anonymous1:10 PM

    Bristol said when her mom was governor, she got rid perks like the governor’s chef.

    Umm yeh Bristol, how can Sarah Casey justify paying for a governor’s chef at the governor's mansion while she was scamming Alaskan taxpayers for per diem to live at home in Wasilla?

    DUHHHH!

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  134. Anonymous1:12 PM

    All those women on the View has one leg crossed over their other leg except for Bristol. I guess she can’t cross her hind quarters. Maybe if Bristol could cross them big ass thighs of hers she would not of gotten pregnant?

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  135. Anonymous1:17 PM

    Ew, Gryph...even just "damning" photos had to leave you with at least a mild desire to pluck your eyeballs out with rusty channel locks rather than have those...images...burned upon your poor retinae!

    Regarding Sadie and Sherry's surety of Tripp's birth date because they went to the hospital and "saw him":
    We know people SAW Trig at matsu on April 18th 2008.

    We've heard multiple anonymous but credible sounding sources say Tripp was not born on the date stated. Combine that with the fact that Tripp's birth in December is what Camp McShamelin MUST have in order to validate their SEE, SARAH **IS ** THE MOTHER! party line...AND the fact that nobody, not ONE person anywhere in the valley saw Tripp until his unveiling on Fox News...(where was he for his well baby check ups? With his mother at the local walmart buying diapers? ANYWHERE?) ...

    What I'm saying is that we know the Palins brought in a baby to be presented as Trig at Matsu. They got away with it once so why not again for Tripp? I don't believe Tripp was born when stated...we all know how much Brittle just adores giving the big middle finger to us all-- just as with her mother, if Bristol had been ABLE to provide a birth certificate...she would have. She does not do it because she CANNOT do it- same as with her mommy dearest.

    Sadie has mentioned before that she was allowed to see Tripp for literally 90 seconds and then she and her mother were herded out without explanation.

    Bristol said "several" of her girlfriends were present at Tripp's birth. But not one ever came forward or even someone with anecdotal stories- oh, my sister's friend's cousin was in the room when Tripp was born, she said Levi cried and it was beautiful, etc etc.

    All of this adds up to Tripp not being born at the time stated by the Palins nor at the place stated by the Palins. The anon 4:32 comment stated specifically that Tripp was not born at matsu. 4:32 said this even while knowing there existed a photo of Tripp and Piper AT matsu.

    I think the Palins did the same thing with Tripp as with Trig- sneak the baby in under cover of night, pose for some photos, get the hell outta dodge.

    Ask Mercede if Bristol had an IV in her hand or if Tripp had the security alarm device on his ankle. I just BET that if Sadie was allowed to see Bristol, her hands were covered. And that's IF she saw her at all.. I have a feeling Bristol's "just having given birth to Tripp" appearance was VERY similar to Sarah's "just having given birth to Trig" appearance- as in, nobody saw them and there are NO PHOTOS of the new mothers holding their bouncing bundles of joy.

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  136. Anonymous1:34 PM

    Are the pictures Bristol pregnant when no one knew she was pregnant or are the pictures of Bristol with a black baby and black baby daddy?

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  137. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Anonymous said...
    Bristol said when her mom was governor, she got rid perks like the governor’s chef.

    Umm yeh Bristol, how can Sarah Casey justify paying for a governor’s chef at the governor's mansion while she was scamming Alaskan taxpayers for per diem to live at home in Wasilla?

    DUHHHH!

    1:10 PM

    Sarah cannot say as president she can create jobs.

    According to Bristol, her mom fired a perfectly good chef and then took the savings from eliminating that job in Alaska then Sarah turned around and pocketed that savings by charging the state of Alaska per diem to live at home.

    Stay classy Sarah

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  138. Dis Gusted3:31 PM

    Bristol has her own babysitter?

    11:39 AM


    yes, that was my point. She NEEDS 24 hour assistance. SP, also, too, has 24 hr. coverage. It must run in the family.

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  139. Anonymous3:34 PM

    So did this little gig get Bristol's book sales above he 2000 mark? Ridiculous interview full of fawning View ladies. Their audience is all over 50 and didn't get past the cute video of Tripp. They all just went "AWWWW", cute baby, and didn't listen to a word she said. Glad she found a plastic surgeon, AND GOD!

    Good luck though, Bristol, your 15 minutes are up and you really will need to find a way to pay for that kid now....the Biography Channel reality show with Kyle probably ain't gonna do it. You're stuck with a kid, no career and no education, AND a house in an undesirable neighborhood that you paid cash for and won't be able to sell.

    You need to start talking to Cindy and Meghan and John McCain and see if they know any rich old sugar daddies that are into "plump" girls. That's your ticket sweetheart, your only ticket, unless mommy puts some more bucks into your "LLC".

    If I was Levi I would have given up my kid too, just to get away from you!

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  140. Dis Gusted3:36 PM

    @10:44 AM

    I agree that Tripp was born much earlier than stated. I would guess he was born the summer of 2008 or even the winter of 2007.

    Remember the poster Sue Williams? She claimed that she saw Bristol in her "obvious" final trimester the summer of 2008. Yet we saw her in August and she was very skinny.

    She was padded for the RNC to make it appear she was pregnant.

    It is my opinion that Tripp is about 4 years old now. His size, and his motoring abilities make sense if he is really much older than the Palins will admit.

    IMO Levi was 16 and Bristol was 15 when he was born. I also believe that SP gave her permission for the children to be married. They subsequently lived with the Palins.

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  141. Anonymous3:41 PM

    @7:44am

    Sorry, but I'd have to see videos to believe that a 2 1/2 yr old ice skates and rollerblades. They are just not that coordinated at that age.

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  142. Anonymous3:46 PM

    How many of you "I'm just a single mom worried about getting diapers and food" has a full time nanny and a fully paid for house you are not living in?

    Come on don't be embarrassed raise your hand!

    So why does The Chin keep playing that same old Woe Is Me song?

    Do you think Multi Millionaire Sarah Casey would let Tripp the pacifier sucking grandson do without diapers and food?

    The day The Chin is worried about diapers and food is the day she fires Tripp's 24/7 nanny.

    Agree?

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  143. Anonymous3:47 PM

    Folks, stop getting mad at the "Fairy Tale Trolls" and others that extol the virtues of the Palin Clan. The Palins are spinning near warp speed now, trying to "rewrite" their history. They are in damage control and full revisionist mode with Bristol's book and the silly Undefeated Movie. It all began with Palin's "America by Heart" book that no one purchased. It is continuing with Bristol's book and the movie, which no one is purchasing and no one is viewing, respectively.

    There is no way to spin this in a positive light; the Palins are attempting to re-create themselves, but only a few are biting the hook. This gives me hope that America really isn't as dumbed down as I thought!

    You can't polish a turd, Palins, but good on you for trying! That shows some real 'mericun spirit and rollin' up your sleeves and tryin' real hard to turn things in your favor. Real American Patriots everywhere appreciate the elbow grease you're putting into this and we love the show, but you are failing, epically to change the publics' mind.

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  144. Anonymous3:49 PM

    IANAL, but I think if Levi's name is on Tripp's birth certificate as the father, the legally he is. I remember a case of a divorced man who had DNA tests done on his "children". They turned out not to be his, but he still had to pay support.

    I think Bristol is trying to get Levi to give up his parental rights before the question of a DNA test comes up. If the test showed that Levi wasn't Tripp's biological father, it'd be damaging for Bristol, but I don't think it would change Levi's situation much.

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  145. Anonymous3:55 PM

    At the Amazon page for "America by Heart" there is currently a photo of Tripp and Trig with Sarah and Bristol.

    The caption reads: "I play with 19-month-old Trig while Bristol supports her one-year-old son, Tripp.."

    So Bristol could be the mother of both Tripp and Trig, according to Sarah herself! Why did she use such precise dates? To keep the "haters" interested?

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  146. Anonymous6:07 PM

    10:42 AM

    Funniest comment EVER!

    Thank You!


    Can't stop laughing.

    Two chins up!

    Must Read!

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  147. Anonymous6:52 PM

    1) Thanks to the real single mothers who wrote comments. And shame on people questioning their private reproductive choices and questioning if condoms or birth control pills were available.
    And before the concern trolls chime in and cry foul, these commenters didn't write a book about their personal matters, Shiney Chin Bristol did, and thus must withstand scrutiny, but not all single moms are represented by Bristol and her feeble attempt at copying her mom.

    2)Bristol is legally an adult now, and yet she's unable to converse on an adult level with mature women. She was a straight A student? In which alternative universe?
    3) Watch the video very closely. The body language and what facial expression is left speak volumes. She fiddles with her hem, shifts her weight from side to side while trying to maintain the "conservative" closed knee, legs on an angle pose (if she held the pill as tightly between her knees, it might have worked), fidgets with her fingers, her eyes dart up and down, remembering the talking points she memorized before pursing her lips before responding, and spewing lie after lie that are inconsistant with what she's said before in similar interviews.

    Liz Huckleberry actually felt compelled to educate everyone who Bristol is the child of and who her mom is. Thanks, Liz, the audience might not have realized, with the new chin, that Nancy French actually wrote the book.

    The aroma of "Duh" must have been thick as syrup with Liz AND Bristol on stage. Hope they steam cleaned the set afterward.

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  148. Anonymous7:31 PM

    The photo of very pregnant Bristol (32 weeks) would have been approximately November - if Tripp was born towards the end of December. The white shirt she is wearing there seems to be more summerly than the outfit she is wearing in the video in July.

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  149. Anonymous9:18 PM

    That boy is not 4 years old.

    Listen, I think they lied about just exactly what stage of pregnancy she was in at the RNC, but imo they were covering up the possibility she might have had Trig. They wanted us to think she was further along than she was for that purpose alone, to make it seem impossible.

    Saying this child is 4 years old just takes the whole thing off into the deep end, however.

    This appearance is clearly an attempt to improve her book sales and nothing more. It will be interesting to see if it helps.

    Kinda doubt it.

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  150. FloridaDem9:43 PM

    Wait a minute...Barbara says stolen, her book says stolen, and Bristol answers with "lose" and "analogy?" So the book is completely wrong, then? Where did she come up with this "analogy" idea? Is that her way of saying, the whole book is a lie but I don't want to get sued, so don't take it literally? LOL. Maybe she thinks she's writing a book of fables! It's a memoir for god's sake!

    You can't get into heaven by lying, dear! Remember that!

    We all laugh at her, but actually I feel bad for 12 or 13 year old girls out there who might believe her. She's telling them with a straight face - birth control doesn't work. Of course it works! She's just lying! (Levi says they were using condoms, so which lie is correct?)

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  151. Anonymous1:38 AM

    11:05, you assume you know the circumstances under which my child was conceived and that, my friend, makes you an ass. when I say it was unexpected, that's exactly what I meant.

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  152. Anonymous3:23 AM

    Barbara, Barbara, Barbara- have you no shame? To waste precious minutes on this nobody, this joke of a "role model", this blatant liar and to pretend that she is a genuine author: how could you? I was never a fan of yours but I really never knew why. Now I do. Ugh.

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  153. Anonymous3:58 AM

    If Bristol believes that she would never had sex had it not been for the alcohol - then why isn't she the spokesperson against underage drinking?

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  154. Anonymous4:32 AM

    It's obscene that she's talking about Tripp's conception and issues with his dad with him right there. I had to turn it off. It's horrible.

    What a wicked, awful woman. How can she look at her child in the audience and say that shit. Unbelievable.

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  155. Anonymous6:50 AM

    You mentioned levi's sister and mother were only allowed to see the baby a few minutes. That is strange this day and time. Now adays everybody and their brother is there for the birth. They let visitors come all day. So why were they only allowed a few minutes????? Things to ponder

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  156. Anonymous7:28 AM

    anon 615am "If I were 20, and didn't know what I wanted to do(which is probably where I was), I would at least say I wanted some education...or I'd be figuring out what I needed to know to create a plan. Not waiting around to see what happens."


    Maybe Bristol's waiting for another wanker to fall into her vjj.

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  157. indy_girl7:37 AM

    9:46 AM "They are too busy feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, giving shelter to the homeless, caring for the sick, etc."

    hilarious......try, stalking and harassing innocent civilians, fleecing the ignorant, having drunken sex in tents, ignoring teenage sexual activity right in their own home, bashing gay people, using profanity, having plastic surgery....

    oh-so-"Christian"! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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