Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Americans have a message for Sarah Palin.

Courtesy of our friend Azure Ghost.
It's not she doesn't know how to do it.

After all, she had no problem crapping all over Alaska!

56 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:07 AM

    Best picture ever!!!

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  2. Anonymous8:08 AM

    Roger Ailes: I Hired Sarah Palin Because She Was 'Hot And Got Ratings'

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/05/roger-ailes-sarah-palin-fox-news_n_995691.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008

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  3. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Ha ha, that picture really captures the essence of Sarah Palin.

    Self-satisfied smile? Check. Pompous little adjustment of the jacket (probably in reaction to fawning introduction at bs speech)? Check. Cheap, mismatched "suit"? Check. Wig? BIG check. Hooker shoes? Check-a-mundo!

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  4. Anonymous8:19 AM

    Is there another Levi post coming? Or was that it?

    Because nothing new has been released/divulged.

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  5. Anonymous8:20 AM

    That message could be what? There is no graphic or photo. Was there supposed to be?

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  6. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Okay, so I had to click on the Azure Ghost Name to go to the photo. Got it. Thanks. It was the extra click.

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  7. Irishgirl8:22 AM

    Ok, that has to go viral. :)

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  8. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Verbal diarrhea personified.

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  9. Anonymous8:27 AM

    ailes crapped all over her, brooklyn is back in action at Regina's.

    Sara must be getting desperate as one blogger after another points out the glaring problems she's facing as deadlines to file approach and she doesn''t have the infrastructure or even proper filing documents to actually run.

    If she comes out at some point this month and cries victim then I hope the people who believe that take a deep breath and realize she hasn't spent one nickel to create an organization that can even legally file for office of POTUS.

    Does she think she's going to be chosen by acclaim? If she doesn't spend a few million to get her name on the ballot what's she going to tell her bots?

    It's definitely a closing window Sara.

    Are you freaking out yet?
    Got your meds adjusted?

    You're going down and not even Fox is going to save you - in fact they might be leading the charge.

    Shouldn't bite the hand that made you Sara.

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  10. Anonymous8:28 AM

    You know, in just over two years Sarah Palin will be receiving her AARP card application. Hehe.

    She will be a senior. Hehe.

    She is wasting her "youth" no matter how artificially it is contrived, plastered-together or surgically created.

    A senior - Sarah Palin. Love it. No wonder she cannot get off the pot, she is probably suffering from constipation, a typical senior.

    Plus, folks, she will be in menopause - good freaking grief, if you have been through it or know anyone who has gone through it, you know there is a huge chance it will not be pretty. She's probably having the best moods she will have for a few years. Imagine that!

    Poor Sarah - senior moments ahead along with hormone fluctuations. Poor Todd and kids. Keep that woman away from the White House. She is difficult enough now.

    BTW, I am a post-menopausal woman myself so my comments are not sexist. They are from a survivor of the transition.

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  11. Graphic seemed to be broken, Gryph.

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  12. Anonymous8:35 AM

    "I'm pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on Glee. She'll perform an original tune I penned: 'Look at Me, I'm Bats--t Crazy," Lynch went on of the network contributor and former Alaska governor.

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/
    news/jane-lynch-skewers-sarah-palin-193777

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  13. Anonymous8:43 AM

    It's like Roger Ailes is daring her to quit!!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/05/roger-ailes-sarah-palin-fox-news_n_995691.html#comments

    Puts her in a bit of a spot eh.

    ~Canuck~

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  14. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Why Palin-Style Populism Is Doomed to Fail

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/
    archive/2011/10/why-palin-style-po
    pulism-is-doomed-to-fail/246022/

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  15. Anonymous8:53 AM

    Huffpo reports that Roger A. says he hired Palin because she's "hot" and gets ratings.

    I'm wondering if he's turning on her now because she IS going to run. Oh dear...she is going to get PUMMELED by the right (and left) if she runs.

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  16. Anonymous8:56 AM

    haha, I didn't even see the picture and knew what it would be! classic!

    and heh, Todd, quick question;
    Since Sarah ain't answering, can you just grab Trigs birth certificate and make a copy for us, 'preciate it if ya'd do it real quick like, just send it to IM, you know the # I'm guessing.

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  17. Anonymous8:56 AM

    Why Palin could run as an independent

    There’s been some chatter this week about the possibility that former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) might run for president next year — as an independent.

    The consequences for both her and the presidential race couldn’t be more profound, and there are a number of reasons why this could be a very real possibility.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-presidential-primary/185563-why-sarah-palin-could-run-as-an-independent

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  18. teutonic139:00 AM

    Surprised you haven't jumped all over this yet Gryph

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/05/roger-ailes-sarah-palin-fox-news_n_995691.html

    Fox News Pres sez he hired palin cuz she was hot !

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  19. Anonymous9:05 AM

    Nothing is appearing in the box - graphic - IM.

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  20. Anonymous9:06 AM

    She's got all the essentials: Wonder Woman super-power cuff, cheetah stilts, form-fitting pleather, 2-inch hairpiece, and perky public persona. She's in.

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  21. Anonymous9:11 AM

    I wasn't able to view the photo (sadly), but since it's talking about SP crapping on AK...

    Look everyone! Anchorage on the list of most dangerous cities in U.S.!

    http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/americas-most-dangerous-cities-2011.html

    Thanks so much to SP for shitting all over Walt M. and his efforts to address some of the relevant issues. And thanks so much for fostering pure shittiness in the Valley, the meth capital of Alaska. And thanks for shitting on planned parenthood in Alaska because you know that people should just keep having more children to be raised in poverty by parents strung out & abusive.

    And of course Alaska didn't need that $500 MILLION that you gave to TransCanada for NOTHING!

    Middle finger up at you Bible Spice. Suckiest. Governor. EVER.

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  22. I'm sorry if you cannot see the image. Some browsers are blocking it.

    However if you click Azure Ghost's name you should be able to view it.

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  23. Anonymous9:18 AM

    No one can do "smug" like Sarah can. No one can be cleaning up the evidence of the crime scene while accusing another of criminal activity like Sarah can.

    No one can pretend she's happily married like Sarah can. Pretend she's a great mom like Sarah can. No one can throw stones at everyone, defame, fire people from jobs, hurt families, children, like Sarah can. No one can humiliate their own children like Sarah can.

    Yes, Sarah is an "Extraordinary" woman. But not the extraordinary that the Women's conference in Virginia believe her to be.

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  24. Anonymous9:23 AM

    Somehow the picture isn’t loading ...

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  25. Anonymous9:25 AM

    IMHO A woman who has to wear ~that much makeup~ when she goes out in public is *not* hot.
    Seriously gooped on and the Botox is way too obvious.


    ~Canuck~

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  26. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Sarah pulling on her jacket to show the Belmont Twins. Hot she not.

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  27. Has Sarah made an appearance on Fox since October 1st?

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  28. Anonymous9:35 AM

    The message that Republicans have for Palin is go away.
    WaPo/ ABC poll Monday- 66% of Republicans don't want her to run.
    CBS/ NYT poll yesterday-74 % of Republicans don't want her to run.
    Politico has a piece on how Republicans have moved past Palin for 2012.

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/65178.html#ixzz1ZvoL2XKT

    Ed Rollins-
    “At best she could attract some Bachmann voters, some Cain voters and maybe come out as the tea party candidate, but she
    is not going to end up being the nominee,” Rollins said.

    Rollins emphasized the minuscule amount of time Palin would have to prepare:
    “Throw in the challenge of participating in several debates,
    putting a campaign organization together in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina,
    Nevada and Florida, and raising sufficient funds to compete in those states
    is a sure formula for failure.”

    Palin and failure are synonymous.

    Only one person thought she still had a chance-some guy involved with the Undefeated.
    Ailes's comments about only hiring Palin because she was hot and
    got ratings reaaaally
    throws her under the bus.
    He made her sound like a Hooter's waitress , although a lot of them are college students and therefore smarter than Palin.
    Ailes spoke in the past tense.
    He didn't say she " is " hot and still gets ratings.

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  29. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Roger Ailes basically said "Nice T & A honey but not needed in the office anymore--now run along home."

    Ouch!

    Will enjoy hearing Joan of Wasilla's screechy 'refudiation'

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  30. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Perfect Picture.... Presented in a way that even Sarah can understand...

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  31. Okay, I think the picture should load fine for everybody now.

    Sorry for the inconvenience.

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  32. Anonymous9:57 AM

    A little photoshopping effort could have improved on that picture a lot. Change the colour of the skirt to skin colour and then show it up around her waist. Her hands are in the right position too! Could serve as a great avatar!

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  33. Beldar Wireservice Conehead9:59 AM

    Mostly OT: One day after NJ Gov. Chris Christie emphatically rejected any possibility that he was poised to throw his proverbial hat into the proverbial ring and would not be seeking the GOP presidential nomination, Washington is swirling anew with rumors that Christie is yet-again about to change his mind and re-re-enter the GOP reality show/presidential sweepstakes.

    Complicating the rapidly approaching primary season are additional rumors that Indiana Gov Mitch Daniels, Louisiana Gov Bobby Jindal, former Tennessee Gov Lamar Alexander, former cross dresser Rudy "Official Mayor of 9/11" Giuliani, former GOP presidential candidate Bob "Bob" Dole, former Cambodian dictator Pol Pot, internationally acclaimed actor Armand Assante, successful TV director and former 70s child star Robby Benson, Pine Bluff, Arkansas Assistant Director of Streets & Sanitation Delbert "Bubba" Bubworth, 90's heavy metal guitar goddess Lita Ford and the ex-husband of the step-sister of ex-90's funnyman Andrew Dice Clay are all considering, reconsidering or re-re-considering a run for the GOP presidential nomination.

    Current front-runner Mitt "Mittens" Romney commented on the rapidly evolving political landscape with an awkward "I'm Just Like You Regular People" retelling of the joke about the horse walking into a bar and being asked by the bartender "Why the long face?" (always funny when told well)

    Recent and now rapidly fading political phenom Rick Perry (who is, I've recently been informed, NOT - repeating: NOT - the mega-talented former frontman of 80s-90s rock supergroup Journey) responded to recent developments by retiring to his family's 1000 acre hunting retreat known as "N*****head Ranch" and despondently shooting cans and bottles off the eponymous "N*****head Rock" with "Bessie", his Colt .45 caliber long barrel revolver, his personal favorite for target practice, home defense and coyote hunting while jogging.

    In other campaign news: back-of-the-packer Rick "GOOGLE ME NOW!!!" Santorum denied reports that his 'single digit" popularity referred not to percentage-based polling results but that literally fewer than 10 people supported his candidacy.

    And from Wasilla, Alaska comes only the sounds of hardy autumn crickets and irresponsible teen sex.

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  34. Anonymous10:01 AM

    Sarah does not have the money or financial backing to run. Big money has flushed the turd that is Sarah Palin, and Roger Ailes is trying to "pinch a loaf."

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  35. Anonymous10:10 AM

    MeAgain, the anonymous commenter loves Azure Ghost's graphics, and is encouraging another one based on the MA posts. Can't wait!

    I read that it takes at least $53 million to run in the primaries. Sarah does not have that kind of money. In addition to the filing fees, some places require signed petitions. Sarah has 7 people on her staff who don't know what's going on. Deadlines come up in the middle and the end of October. There is little chance of Palin getting into the primaries. She doesn't have the organization. She will be out giving speeches instead of campaigning, fund raising and organizing a ground staff in each primary state.

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  36. Anonymous10:12 AM

    Great graphic, but she is too well dressed.

    A lawyer for SarahPAC is inquiring about the deadlines for various States to file for running.

    HMMMMMMMMM>

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  37. Anonymous10:12 AM

    So, will sarah file a discrimination suit against Ailes for his hiring practices ?

    Or a sexual harrassment suit ?

    If you hire or fire someone based on their 'looks', isn't that griunds for some kind of suit ?

    If so, you just know sarah will jump on that quicker than she jumped on Glenn Rice !

    Van Flea ! Van Flea ? Where are you, Van Flea ?

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  38. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Shakespeare had Sarah's number:
    "O, my offense is rank, it smells to heaven."

    Translation:
    Her morally diseased character is so infected that heaven can smell her sins.

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  39. Anonymous10:19 AM

    Love how the seeofpee are spreading out over the sites and claiming that even though 70% of Repubs don't want her to run....

    THAT means 30% DO want her to run and that number will sweep her to the nomination and the election as POTUS

    I'd do the extended math for them but they are clearly past the point where math is going to help them.

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  40. It's a dilemma all right! On one hand, I want to see her run. It would be the best take down entertainment ever. On the other hand, I want to see what happens when she doesn't and her 'bots go ballistic.

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  41. Anonymous10:34 AM

    OBAMA ON TRACK FOR A MILLION DONORS

    Any sense of unease among supporters has not hurt President Obama's fundraising, with a second-quarter total of $86 million on behalf of both his own campaign and that of the Democratic Party.

    That was over four times more than the amount raised by Mitt Romney, the top Republican fundraiser who, together with Perry, is the front-runner to win his party's nomination.

    Campaigns do not have to release their third-quarter fundraising totals until October 15. The president's campaign team aims to raise $55 million, a more modest total it says reflects the fact he was stuck in Washington for most of July by a bitter budget debate with Republicans.

    With next year's election likely to be a close and expensive race, the support of wealthy donors who can cut a big check and round up their rich friends is vital.

    But Obama's historic run to the White House in 2008 was also supported by hundreds of thousands of small donors. That army of givers can boost a campaign because such donors can give multiple times with no fear of hitting the legal $35,800 cap.

    Obama's campaign team said he was on track to have drawn 1 million donors by October, hitting that goal in half the time it took in 2008.

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  42. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Ailes dumping on the twit made me think of "A Clockwork Orange" at the end. Our intrepid hero is shown a man breaking into a window and he just states
    "no time for the old in out love, just here to read the meter".
    In another movie theme,I don't have a clue about the movies name,but I am reminded of an uneducated heavyweight fighter that won the champonship because all his fights were fixed. Unfortunatly, the fixers,managers, and all previous losers made him go a real round of fights and he got mangled. Even with swollen eyes,broken nose, and many injuries,they made him face every person he beat before. I see Roger Ailes making sarah face all those limp,impotent,non-cojones men face to face on Sunday Morning Shows now, no Alaska studio,get your ass to New York.

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  43. Anonymous11:03 AM

    9:57 a.m. Please do pShop for us!

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  44. The norwegian blue11:16 AM

    Reminds me of that ever-so-tasteful Candies ad (another contributor to the Palin coffers)
    http://recluse.me/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/jenny019-732135.jpg

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  45. Anonymous12:01 PM

    9:59
    excellent synopsis.

    one thing though is that it's got to be REALLY quiet out in Wasilla to be able to hear crickets 'cause I didn't think we had any up here...crickets that is..


    8)

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  46. Anonymous12:06 PM

    The photo cracked me up! She is a piece of shit!

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  47. Anonymous12:15 PM

    In the book, the vice presidential character, Tara Meyers, is completely unfit for her job.

    The idea of a mentally ill vice president who suffers in complete isolation was obviously sparked by the behaviors I witnessed by Sarah Palin. What if somebody who was ill-equipped for the office were to ascend to the presidency or vice presidency? What would they do? How long would it take for people to figure it out? I became consumed by this question.

    When you were working on the McCain campaign, what about Sarah Palin alarmed you so much?

    Well, first let me just say that the novel is by no means meant to build a case against Sarah Palin. However, to the extent that the people around [the fictional vice president] Tara watched in this troubled state of confusion, despair and helplessness as she flailed around — that was something I experienced. Palin vacillated between extraordinary highs on the campaign stage — she ignited more enthusiasm than our side had seen at any other point — to debilitating lows. She was often withdrawn, uncommunicative and incapable of performing even the most basic tasks required of her job as McCain's running mate.

    The decision to relocate debate prep from the campaign trail, which is where McCain did his prep, to Sedona, was to isolate her and help her overcome the shock of becoming an overnight celebrity. There certainly were discussions — not for long because of the arc the campaign took — but certainly there were discussions about whether, if they were to win, it would be appropriate for her to be sworn in.

    Read more: http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,2096190,00.
    html#ixzz1ZwLqkkuw

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  48. Anonymous12:15 PM

    The least she can do is hide those hideous shoes.

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  49. Anonymous12:56 PM

    LOL,, you are tooo funny Gryphen. And you have been on a roll lately, keep up the good work!

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  50. Anonymous12:59 PM

    It doesn't matter. The die has been cast and this whole spectacle of all the inappropriate whack-jobs vying for the Republican nomination is just that. The Republican powers that be have decided on Romney.

    I just had lunch with a dear friend that depressed me no end. She is a Democrat, like me, but her husband is a VERY influential Republican who is actively working with Romney.

    She said that we would not believe what they are privy to and the amount of focus, money and energy that is going into Romney. She also believes that he will be President with all that she knows. She said the amount of money and intensity will be unprecedented.

    This is from someone who loves Obama and wants him to be reelected.

    Sarah is nothing but a freak side-show to the Republicans, who don't mind that the freaks make Romney look more normal.

    If you want our President to have a second term, don't let any grass grow under your feet. It will take lots of energy and money to overcome what the Republicans have in store.

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  51. hedgewytch1:58 PM

    @Anony 12:59 -

    There ain't no way Romney will be elected President by this nation. At least not legally.

    And THAT is what I am most concerned about - the voter disenfranchisement, the use of Diebold voting machines, and other machinations that have been used in the past to steal elections. THAT is what we need to watch out for and overcome.

    But in a fair election, Obama will cake walk into his second term with this bunch of losers to go against.

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  52. Randall2:18 PM

    Sarah who?

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  53. Anonymous2:32 PM

    BREAKING:
    Sarah Palin is NOT running for POTUS!!!

    -Ardiva

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  54. Anonymous2:32 PM

    My god, have you heard the news?

    SARAH PALIN NOT RUNNING FOR PRES! aNNOUNCED IT ON A RADIO SHOW

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  55. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Azure Ghost, you capture the essence of $aint $arah sitting on her throne with all her glory! Bwahahahaha.

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  56. Anonymous7:51 PM

    HA HA HA


    Azure's got another hit!


    Love it!

    But bulemic sociopath ex governors grandmothers don't sit on the throne, they kneel with their head over the bowl while Todd holds her hair and purse.

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