Elvira, Mistress of the Dead Lake stands in for Sarah Palin as Fox news political pundit.

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Speaking from her coven in Wasilla Palin weighs in on the South Carolina primary.

Megyn Kelly starts off apologizing for cutting Palin off to go to breaking news. (I have little doubt that Mistress Minerva DID place a curse on Megyn for daring to demonstrate such disrespect. My assumption is that it will be the standard Palin curse, which will ensure Kelly's children grow up too dumb to move out of the house and be impregnated while still in their teens.)

As expected Morgan Le Fey is thrilled that Newt won last night's caucus. (I might point out that Newt should worry about his eyesight in the future as "eye of newt" is a relatively common ingredient in witches brew.)

When Megyn asks that same stupid question that her Fox contract stipulates she always ask Palin, the response is:  "I'm still not endorsing anyone at this time, but I'll tell ya when Todd endorsed, my husband, endorse Newt Gingrich last week, or two weeks ago. I had explained to your colleague there Eric Bohling, that Todd is all about Carharts and still toed boots. He's all about work, and work ethic, and job opportunities (and prostitution), and I think real reflective of..red blooded average Americans who just want that opportunity to work (and cheat on their wives with prostitutes) and who would it be who could best espouse ideas on how job opportunities can be embraced by this..uh..this..uh electorate out there who is very, very cognizant (New word!) of the fact that we don't have enough jobs out there because government has been on the back of our small businesses AND our corporations, and not allowed the expansion needed. So I think that endorsement was real reflective of a lot of Americans who understand that somebody with experience in cutting government budgets, cutting taxes, which does more for liberty in an economic turn around than anything else. Someone who has waged war on Hillary-care and government taking over of health care. Somebody with that experience. Plus somebody who has struggled personally and overcome struggles and challenges, would be one that was embraced by voters, and again I..I think that even Todd's endorsement of Newt Gingrich was reflective of that."

Okay can anybody explain to me how what she just said is NOT an endorsement of Newt Gingrich? She did just about everything but blow him on television. (Which by the way are the ONLY job opportunities that Newt Gingrich creates.)

So all she has to do is pimp Todd's endorsement as a stand in for her own? Tricky.

Essentially this interview contained the same old barely coherent attacks on President Obama, talk of work ethic (Is anybody in her family gainfully employed anymore by the way?), and jabs at the mainstream media. (How is Fox NOT a member of that mainstream media?) There was really nothing original except for a few new words that Palin must have learned from the thesaurus she got for Christmas along with her ice auger.

Of course the entire time I was watching the Wicked Witch of Wasilla, all I could think of was the fact that I had seen that backdrop and choice of outfit somewhere before.  Now where was it?



Oh yeah.

And might I just point out, that Palin NEVER denied that SHE was a witch.

I'm just saying.

P.S. Before the attacks come let me stress that I am comparing Palin to the evil witches that we drop houses on, not the wonderful, peace loving Wiccans who only perform helpful magic.