Sarah Palin's wig makes an appearance with Judge Jeanine Pirro last night. I think the Grizzled Mama was under there somewhere as well. Hard to tell.

To watch video just click on image.

(Now before we start I must caution all of you to avoid staring directly at the crazy wriggling mass on Palin's head. Remember the lesson of Perseus, and only look at it in a reflected surface, like a shiny a mirror or reflected off of the bald spot of a loved one.)

Early in the interview Palin is asked about Michele Bachmann, Jon Huntsman, and others in the race dropping out, Palin responds that those "on the very, very bottom of the tier based on polls and based on heading into these caucuses, and primaries in individual states doesn't look like they have a chance, well then, just being a practical person as I am, I would say that for their own good that they would look at stepping aside and having their supporters start coalescing around another conservative in order to oust the incumbent."

(Isn't THIS the woman who so far has not endorsed a candidate, and whose sup[porters are still looking for any indication, no matter how imaginary, that she will jump back into the race?)

Yet when asked directly about Rick Perry, who is polling at one percent, she demurred and suggested that he could still do better in the upcoming contest in South Carolina. Gotta support the other Dominionist dipshits in the contest!

Pirro also asks Palin if, with Bachmann out, perhaps the Teabagger's influence is over.

Of course Palin disagrees. "No Tea Party,,um.. it's still a very strong, and very powerful,and very influential movement as evidenced by Mitt Romney wanting to garner around him Tea Party patriots who will support him. He would be dismissing them, like Nikki Haley and others. He would not be..um..seeking their endorsements if he believed that, and anybody else believed that the Tea Party movement wasn't powerful." (Me thinks somebody has not been paying attention to the polling numbers: Just 28 percent of Americans hold favorable views of the tea party, an all-time low in the 19 months that CNN/ORC pollsters have gauged Americans' feelings about the movement. At the same time, 53 percent of Americans think poorly of the tea party, an all-time high.)

Palin then goes on to make the accusation that, concerning Mitt, the media will soon adopt a "hands off approach from the mainstream media because I believe the mainstream media and Obama WANT to face Romney in the general election because they are already gearing up to be able to portray him, accurately or inaccurately, they're going to portray him as being out of touch with the working class."

So just so all of you know, according to the incredible analytical brain of Snowdrift Snooki, the media is helping Obama pick a candidate that he would have the easiest time beating.  Assuming, of course, that he would have a harder time against a Rick "man on dog" Santorum, Michele " batshit crazy" Bachmann, Rick "uh..oops" Perry, Newt "I cheated on my wife because of my love of this country" Gingrich, or Ron "the civil rights act was unnecessary" Paul.

Oh yeah, THEY would be a much more the formidable challenge than Romney. Moron!

Pirro, to her credit, calls bullshit on that assessment, citing something called "surveys" to "repudiate" Palin's golden, smelly chunks of political wisdom.

This is like poking the Grizzled Mama with a sharp stick and she quickly rears up on her haunches, and starts "tossing salad."



"Well my opinion is, I can see what's coming, and that's that the media will try to bolster Romney..um..so that they can tear him down and that's quite unfortunate and..uh..my opinion though, as we head through these primary states, and get finally to the end of the line where we have a candidate, as ANY of the candidates will be better than what we have in there today with the failed socialist policies of Barack Obama here, you know thwarting the Constitution and making..uh..appointments not even while the Senate is actually on a recess. (I swear I saw the wig turn and hiss at the camera here.)While he's cutting the military at a time when we shouldn't be seen as an isolationist nation, and why we shouldn't be seen as being disinterested in what's going on in Iran, and in Russia, and in China. Here all the things that Obama is doing wrong that is still leading to high, REAL unemployment rates, RIDICULOUSLY high, and mortgages under water, and you know the housing crisis, that really isn't getting any better. Well all of those failed policies of..Oh...Oh..Obama, ANY of these GOP candidates know BETTER how to defend our Republic, and the free market, and the free men and women who want opportunity to progress."

After THAT rancorous exchange Judge Pirro, possibly suffering the effects from the venom spewed by Palin, decides to end the interview and search the Fox studios for an anit-venom.  But before doing so bravely asks Palin what Todd got her for Christmas.

"He got me an ice auger, to be out ice fishing. And that's always been one of my favorite things to do, so happy that he got me that. Not even gas powered though, so its going to take some manual labor to get that done."

Somehow the idea of Sister Sarah out in a little hut in the middle of the lake fishing through a hole in the ice does not seem terribly feasible to me. However considering the frosty relations between Todd and frigid one, an ice auger might just come in handy in the boudoir, if you get my meaning.

Update: For those unfamiliar with the ice auger I thought you might enjoy seeing a video of how they work.

Now doe any of you REALLY picture Palin doing that?