Handful of Sarah Palin defenders, and daughter, fuming that people who make jokes about her, or play her in movies they don't like, keep getting awards!

After Julianne Moore  and Game Change won their awards the other day, I was actually waiting for the Grizzled Mama to rear her road kill bewigged head and roar from the asylum on the dead lake, but, you know, nothing.

Instead what I found was a cupful of urine tossed their by the Sea O'Pee:

Can someone please give Moore and Harris a copy of “Undefeated”, Steve Bannon’s documentary (read: fact filled, historically based film)? Sadly, Moore still lives under the liberal rocks otherwise known as Hollywood and Manhattan: 

"In her acceptance speech, Moore thanked comedian Tina Fey and former CBS anchor Katie Couric for making “a significant difference in the 2008 election.” Fey famously mocked Palin on Saturday Night Live, and Couric won plaudits for an interview with Palin in which the vice presidential nominee seemed flustered and unprepared."

And then give her a copy of Governor Palin’s book, Going Rogue, and Chuck Heath Sr. and Chuck Heath Jr.’s book, Our Sarah. Perhaps then she will fully grasp the errors of her thinking.

Yes, what reliable reference materiel THAT would be.

The only person even vaguely connected to Palin these days to speak out publicly about the awards, was Palin's house boy and loyal butt sniffer Jason Recher. Who said this to CNN:

"It comes as no surprise that the Hollywood Foreign Press recognized another Hollywood group, HBO, for their work of fiction and awarded a prize for best fictional filmmaking,” Recher told CNN. “The reality was an original American story, not a screenplay by people who only imagined events to fit their fiction." 

"The media is reporting last night was Hollywood shining the light on and celebrating women,” he said. “It’s clear however they only celebrate women who fit their political ideology. Women who don’t conform to their liberal values are torn down in terribly harsh ways - a clear double standard which was awarded last night.” 

Yes Hollywood should cover for a person's incredible ignorance and lack of preparation in order to "celebrate" women on both sides of the political aisle. Good call that.

Now the only Palin family member to make a statement recently was Bristol, who was too distracted by the fact that HER nemesis, David Letterman, had told Oprah that he was not REALLY apologetic over a joke he tried to tell about Bristol that, appeared at least, to accidentally be about her sister Willow instead:

In other words, he only apologized so he could continue to make fun of my family. He didn’t mean to joke about Willow being raped, after all. He meant to joke about me being knocked up. Now, that’s a real knee-slapper. 

A notorious liberal, David Letterman’s lack of sorrow for his child rape “joke” shows just how pro-women his politics really are. 

Yes Bristol that was only FOUR years ago, so of course why would anybody expect you to get over it and move on? After all outrage over how the Palin clan is treated is your family's bread and butter.

Isn't that why everybody but Trig has written a book? To "set the record straight?"

Only it seems that every time we read one of these books we are left saying, "That's even worse than I thought!" or "Wait, so reality is only as a Palin family member defines it?"

Oh you Palin people, what WILL you do with yourselves when people finally stop making jokes about that family and nobody even remembers what a fucked up bunch of redneck hillbillies they were?

Update: I alluded to this in the headline but forgot to include it, but I also think that one of the reasons that Brancy brought up this whole David Letterman thing is because he was also recently honored at the Kennedy Center. (Probably didn't help that Tina Fey was the one who did his presentation.)