Smith and Wesson unveils the "Backpack Cannon." You know, just in case you're attacked by Godzilla.

Courtesy of Colorado Newsday:  

Gun Manufacturers Smith & Wesson have unleashed their newest revolver: a monster .460 calibre handgun which they say is 'great for a back-up gun, or for hunting'. 

Named the 'Backpack Cannon', the gun was unveiled in Las Vegas on Monday at the Shooting, Hunting, and Outdoor Trade show, the largest gun show in the U.S., which around 60,000 gun fans attend every year. 

The cannon features a three-inch barrel, high visibility sights and synthetic shock absorber on the rear of the handle, as well as a massive chamber to fit the gigantic .460 calibre rounds, which are some of the biggest and most powerful bullets in the world. 

The 5-round chambers are big enough to put your finger into comfortably, which gives an indication as to how big the rounds are.

Paul Pluff, who works for Smith & Wesson said: 'It's a very comfortable gun to shoot. It's great for a back-up gun in the back-country, or even for hunting if you’re going after some pigs or hogs or anything like that.' 

Uh huh. 

Okay look I Know that this is going to immediately inspire many of us to make small penis jokes, I ma fighting that urge eight now, however a gun like this DOES have its uses.

For instance say you came to a crevasse and needed to get to the other side. You could hold this between your legs. fire it at the ground, and propel what was left of your corpse to the other side.

Or what if he encountered a bear wearing a bullet proof vest?

Or, and I am sure this it the least likely scenario, what if some guy was VERY insecure about his masculinity?  He could then pull out this handgun version of Dirk Diggler and his friends would all know immediately what kind of a man that he was.

Oh yes they would.