Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
Tuesday, October 07, 2014
A must have for your bookshelf. The Book of Mormon Missionary Positions.
You know volunteering to be a missionary makes so much more sense to me now.
I think the name tags just make it that much sexier.
This is by no means all of the positions. You can see the rest here. Pervert.
They don't like to be called “Mormons" it's considered derogatory. They wish to be named “Latter Day Saints." Fine. But us, we're commonly called Quakers, which is a derogation, and we permit it. Yet all we wanted to be called is, “Friends."
For the other readers, "soaking" is sexual penetration, but with no movement after penetration, just laying with no movement. I guess for the morons this does not count as sexual intercourse.
bwahahahahahahahaha!
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ReplyDeleteThey don't like to be called “Mormons" it's considered derogatory. They wish to be named “Latter Day Saints." Fine. But us, we're commonly called Quakers, which is a derogation, and we permit it. Yet all we wanted to be called is, “Friends."
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Provo Dipping, Soaking, or Floating. Just Google it, you will be amused to say the least.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I took the bait.
DeleteFor the other readers, "soaking" is sexual penetration, but with no movement after penetration, just laying with no movement. I guess for the morons this does not count as sexual intercourse.
Now I know why they always send the young men out in twos.
ReplyDeleteBut my , Mitt's middle boys are growing up fast.
LOL x10
ReplyDeleteYou cannot believe how creepy those pictures are, considering that I see these same two guys practically every time I leave my house.
ReplyDeleteI will never be able to look at them the same way again. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Thanks a lot, Gryphen.
I was sooo not ready for what was on the other side of that link!! HA!
ReplyDeleteThe one with the bike and the dude wearing his helmet made me roll with laughter. But it makes sense, safe sex is better than no sex.
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