Monday, October 06, 2014

I don't think that Sarah Palin knows what the word "surge" means.

Courtesy of Sergeant Surge's Facebook page:  

Great to see grassroots commonsense conservatives Clint Didier and Rob Maness begin to surge in the polls. Their positive solution based messages are resonating with voters in Washington and Louisiana. We need these proven fighters in Congress to help take our country back! 

 - Sarah Palin

Okay this makes me want to ask "In what universe is a two point lead a surge?" 

And I am completely sure that there is NO universe in which a distant third place position with only 17% support can be considered surging. (Though to be fair Maness did manage to pick up eight percentage points since the last poll.)

I think this is just a case of wishful thinking on the part of Palin who is desperate that at least some of her candidates win so that it will cut down on the mocking.

I don't know why she bothers, even if they all win it is not like there are not piles and piles of things to continue mocking her about.

For instance.


63 comments:

  1. Boscoe4:34 PM

    I'm confused by this ridiculous "info"graphic... What did Maness surge up from, 16%? He's trailing Landrieu by like 50% Talk about a complete disconnect from consensus reality...

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  2. Olivia4:46 PM

    I am sure that kind of surging works for her devoted wackos. If she says it's a surge then it's a surge! It's pretty obvious they can't reason, read, do math, see or hear clearly. Down is up, up is down and Sarah will be our next president; send more money!

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  3. Anonymous5:00 PM

    Washington's 4th congressional district is a large area of central Washington, they've been red forever, it's farm country. LOL at Manness. He'll go down, at least she has the pig castrator.

    I just HOOT how she tries to remain relevant when we all know the truth and c4p wets themselves. The Savior! Pray for 2016 every day, yes they do, the "pledge" was the worst.

    Whomever said in an earlier post that she is a bobble head, yes, she is. I watch her videos with the sound down to see the tics. I am educated in this, and all I can say is "holy crap," she has serious mental issues.

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    1. Anonymous6:37 PM

      The Sarah Palin worshiper's Pledge
      1. I support Sarah Palin because she embodies the only chance we have to transform America to theocracy and white privilege.

      2. I refuse to waver from that support as a result no matter what.

      3. I will not assume that Sarah Palin has made a mistake even if hard core evidence exists that she has committed crimes, ethics violations,
      and participated in bare knuckle brawls.

      4. I accept that Sarah Palin knows more about everything in the entire world than I do.

      5. I accept that Sarah Palin knows more about politics, than I do, and she is divinely inspired to be omniscient.

      6. I understand that I am not privy to Sarah Palin's inner thoughts and career goals because Mary Glazier and the prayer warriors have anointed
      her as Esther, destined to be President, so whatever I think doesn't matter.

      7. I unconditionally pledge my money, time and support even if I have to go bankrupt in the process. I trust that Sarah Palin knows what she
      is doing and why she is doing it.

      9. No one else who has ever lived represents the best chance to restore America to white privilege 1950's style 'Murican values, and all who oppose her on any matter, no matter how small, are of Satan.

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    2. Anonymous5:49 AM

      what happened to #8??? or is it typical that a Palin worshipper can't count?

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  4. Anonymous5:03 PM

    G -

    Recently you did an article on trolls. I hope you have time to read an article on The Daily Beast titled "Outed Madeleine McCann Troll Kills Herself - But Millions Still Live Online."
    The reason I am commenting on this is to try to discourage your wonderful commenters from engaging with the very obvious Palin trolls who frequent this site. Please stop engaging in conversation with them. Please let their inane and ridiculous comments be ignored. Your are feeding the very thing they crave - attention.

    Pat Padrnos

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    1. Anonymous5:46 PM

      Gryph gives everyone a voice, Pat, because he believes in free speech. I saw someone ridicule you over the weekend. Don't take it personal. Your views are as valid as everyone's.

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    2. Anonymous6:06 PM

      I know - it showed up on my e-mail!! Oh well!!

      Pat Padrnos

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  5. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Patriots Purging. Purge your pocket books... $end it all to Scarah.

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  6. Anonymous5:24 PM

    I don't know why she bothers, even if they all win it is not like there are not piles and piles of things to continue mocking her about.

    Sarah has to justify the existence of her PAC. It spends more money than it takes in. She donates the minimum amount to candidates. Talk and comments on Facebook are cheap. They show that Sarah is still engaged in politics, even if by remote control. Endorsement by Facebook is cheap, or the candidate won't pay for Sarah to show up in person. But, Sarah can point to her string of endorsements, and if a few of them turn out to be winners, you can hear the "I told you so" a mile away.

    According to the IRS, if you work at a hobby that generates a profit, you have to declare it as income. If your hobby involves such big expenses that there is no profit, you can't call it a business and take all of those deductions. You have to show a profit 3 years out of 5. I haven't looked at Sarah's PAC records, but I wonder how many years Sarah has been spending more than she takes in. I would suggest that the same rule should apply. If she keeps spending more than she takes in, 3 years out of 5, it's not a PAC, it's a slush fund. Endorsing some candidates to justify major travel and consultant fees is a ripoff.

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  7. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Actually, I don't think she cares that immature people mock her. She mocks herself. She's too busy with wiggy

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    1. Olivia6:19 PM

      How do you suppose she feels about morally superior people of intelligence at this blog mocking her? So wiggy is giving her problems, hmmm? I had no idea she names her wigs. What does she call the other ones?

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    2. Anonymous9:47 PM

      She thinks she so damn cute, she's an idiot as are her cult. Immaturity? I, for one, always behave at parties. If you would like me to go back through her history and cite examples I can.

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    3. Anonymous3:28 AM

      Mocks herself? No. She is trying to be cutesy. She is childlike.

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  8. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Surge: a sudden powerful forward or upward movement, especially by a crowd or by a natural force such as the waves or tide. (of a crowd or a natural force) move suddenly and powerfully forward or upward.



    SURGE is back!
    Pack of twelve, 16 fl oz cans of citrus flavored soda with other natural flavors
    Citrus flavored soft drink
    Convenient, On-the-Go 16oz cans
    SURGE originally existed in the US 1996-2001 - back now due to popular demand

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  9. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Asking Sarah about ISIS is asking a liberal to be civil and use sense

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    1. Anonymous6:20 PM

      Huh?

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    2. Anonymous7:01 PM

      Beldar! Oh, Beldar! Here's a wannabe trollikins at 5:29!
      As a Liberal, I've had far too much experience with biting my tongue and being diplomatic just to keep things civil. So naff off!
      M from MD

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    3. Anonymous7:24 PM

      That doesn't even make sense, 5:29PM. Do you speech write for her?

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    4. Anonymous8:03 PM

      cents or sense? I agree with 7:24, it doesn't make sense.

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    5. Anonymous9:15 PM

      or maybe it doesn't make since?

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    6. Anonymous6:24 AM

      5:29 are you on acid or as just as stupid as sarah?

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  10. Anonymous5:39 PM

    You are correct, Pat Padrnos! Attention is all they want just like Sarah! And, it doesn't matter if it's positive or negative! Idiots!

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    1. Anonymous6:33 PM

      Like my ex-husband. It used to humiliate and amaze me when we were out at functions. It did not matter to him whether the attention he got was positive or negative - he thrived on both. Could not understand it - still don't.

      Pat Padrnos

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  11. Anonymous5:59 PM

    There ya go again. Gettin' on Sarah's nerves!

    Cain is pullin' a Palin:

    Herman Cain Launching New Web TV Channel (His First One Failed)

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/herman-cain-launching-new-web-tv-channel-his-first-one-failed/

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  12. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Positive solutions? That don't mean what she thinks it means either also too

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  13. Anonymous6:30 PM

    I beg your pardon, Sarah does too know what surge means.

    Surge: a sudden powerful forward or upward movement.

    [Can you use it in a sentence?]

    I felt Glenn Rice's surge.


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  14. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Both Didier and Newhouse are conservatives, in a conservative part of Washington State. They are running for the office vacated by Doc Hastings, so it's not as if there's going to be a liberal voted in (although apparently one quarter of the votes in the primary election went to candidates identifying as Democrats).

    Archie Butt

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  15. Anonymous6:39 PM

    You can thank the media, of whom is non-news as it used to be, and reality TV for the freak show that is now $arah and her family. We all know she's a Koch sucker, I hoot at her SPC videos! She can never run again, she was told so, such a scam she's puling, and, those that work for her, how do they sleep?

    Again, declare 2016, $arah, or all your bitching is for naught. You have no solutions, you just got your foot in the door. You're AIP through and through and love the attention you get. We'll just see when FAUX invites you on again. Man, you really suck when Hannity cuts you off a month ago. No invites since? Hmmmm......strokes chin.....brawl maybe?

    You did NOT give birth to Trig.
    Track is an addict and does NOT counsel veterans.

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    1. Anonymous2:59 AM

      Speaking of the "brawl" - how long has it been ? 4 weeks ? 5 ? And not one photo or video has shown up anywhere ? Don't tell me she's going to skate on another one. What's the latest ?

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    2. Anonymous5:45 AM

      A new reality show called Trashzilla....starring the entire Palin family.

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  16. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Look at her little chipmunk face in that header photo with the mustachioed candidate. She looks like a wax statue.

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    1. Anonymous7:54 PM

      She IS wax. To think she this what she turned out to be when she thought she was all that is rather sad. She's as low as they come, together with her family. Classic narcissism and thuggery.

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  17. Anonymous7:31 PM

    Sarah, please learn that "common sense" is two words. It's not, and never has been, two words.

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  18. Anonymous8:33 PM

    Wow, word salad abounds in the comments on this post - even from those criticizing Palin's word salad.

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    1. Anonymous6:15 AM

      That comes from trying to interpret it.

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  19. Anonymous8:34 PM

    Ha. That comic Sarah riding as Paul Revere.......it looks more like Chuck Heath Sr. The face, it's priceless. She even looks like Chuck when the cartoonist is trying to depict her.

    Face it, Sarah. We girls all look like our dads when we get older, sooner or later. But, the amount of Botox and surgeries she's had can't stop the progress of 'nature'. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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  20. Gryphen, as you know, as part of our NLRB civil legal settlement, Beldar is taking a much deserved night off. But if he were working, this is where he'd say some off the wall non sequitur nonsense possibly involving the execrable The Screechy Wretch(tm) and then cut and paste in a bunch of shit that trolls say.

    I feel sorry for you, smh

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  21. Anonymous9:06 PM

    Two things Game Change got wrong:

    1) $arah was NEVER found last minute on the internet.
    2) Track NEVER served in combat for the call to Mommy.

    Add your own.

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    1. Anonymous9:47 PM

      Trig.

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    2. Anonymous12:03 AM

      Sarah was never a good Governor.
      Todd is a pimp.
      Bristol has more than one child, and the 2008 pregnancy was a hoax too.
      Sarah is not a college graduate.
      Alaska was not better off with her in charge, nor Wasilla.
      Sarah is not a practicing Christian.
      SARAHPAC is a fraud.

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  22. Anonymous9:11 PM

    The disconnect between facts and what is said leaves me thinking WTH.

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  23. Anonymous10:54 PM

    The post shown below has nothing to do with Sarah Palin but I wanted to share an observation from that post.

    Sarah and Todd are heterosexuals. Sarah pushes her agenda against same-sex marriage.

    These two young men are Gay and they do not look down on heterosexuals.

    Sarah Palin's child has yet to eat a Cheerio or any type of solid food.

    This child with two daddies is eating Cheerios
    Enough said.


    Best cereal commercial ever!

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2014/10/best-cereal-commercial-ever.html?m=1

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  24. Anonymous11:33 PM

    someone from London sure is curious about what is going on...

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    1. Anonymous10:23 AM

      Care to elaborate? ;-)

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  25. Anonymous11:41 PM

    Even more, she blames everybody else for her stupefying, chronic ignorance.

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  26. Anonymous12:04 AM

    o/t -- SarahPalinChannel's "Image of the Day," which is just a quote with a picture attached, yesterday used this nonsensical
    gpbbly-de-gook from Ted (The Cannuck) Cruz:


    Ours is a nation of laws, and we have to check with Obama every day to find out what they are."

    This passes for wit in the right wing.

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    1. Anonymous9:13 AM

      I have noticed, over the years, that the right wing and Republicans seem to be humor-challenged. Most of what they seem to find hilarious always seems to be juvenile, lame or have a cruel streak (aka Dennis Miller.) I think right-wing wit is a non sequitur.

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    2. Anonymous10:27 AM

      @9:13
      Dennis Miller used to be funny before he went of the RW deep end.

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  27. Anonymous2:29 AM

    She is more confused about what patriot means.

    And the graphic makes no sense either, also, too.

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    1. Anonymous9:14 AM

      To Sarah patriots = right-wing Republicans...or AIP.

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  28. Caroll Thompson2:52 AM

    I just checked the latest polls on the LA race. As of October 5, 2014, Maness is at 4%. I couldn't find a poll for the Washington race probably because the District is solid R and whomever won the primary will be elected.

    So, Maness won't make it to the runoff (no candidate will be getting 50% thus triggering the runoff). And Didier is going to win regardless of Sarah support or lack thereof.

    I wonder why Sarah hasn't said a word about Joni Ernst in Iowa. Could it be that Joni's people told her to go dark until after the election is over? Well, what do those consultants know, as Sarah has said. They know nothing. So, you better post something for Joni Ernst, Sarah. She needs your help as the race is in a dead heat. And while you are at it, you better come out for your homeboy Dan Sullivan. His campaign could really use a boost from a former Governor.

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  29. Anonymous2:59 AM

    She really is a tiny little person.

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  30. Anonymous3:06 AM

    PLEASE do not confuse $carah with pesky FACTS. Obviously someone is supplying her with these "facts", and in the process making her look really stupid. The checks must still be clearing, since she is still spouting off. Those two businessmen who went into this project of pay per view with her, must be truly disappointed by now. They did just as much vetting as "Crash" McCain!!

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  31. Anonymous5:29 AM

    She's just trying to distract from this mess that she toxified with her sticking her nasty little head into the Kansas race. Roberts is losing in a landslide.

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  32. Anonymous5:49 AM

    If that ain't the truth, 11:41 PM, not to mention projecting her faults onto others. My dog, she is such a hypocrite!

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  33. Shrug. She meant shrug. Sometimes she gets confusalated and rememberates the wrong verbal.

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  34. Anonymous6:36 AM

    "Ted Cruz is morphing into Sarah Palin"

    Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) is fast becoming the king of useless fights and empty gestures...

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/wp/2014/10/07/ted-cruz-is-morphing-into-sarah-palin/

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  35. Anonymous6:50 AM

    $arah knows way more about splooge than surge.

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  36. Anita Winecooler5:47 PM

    Two bra sizes is a mini surge, two point leads are a joke. I doubt Sarah knows much about anything. She's just shaking the patriot tambourine so her few true believers will send checks her way.

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