Todd Palin has something to say about Chris Kyle and "American Sniper." You may have to lean in as he has a tiny feminine voice.

This is from Breitbart so remember to hold your nose if you click the link.

I love how they headline it:

EXCLUSIVE — TODD PALIN: ‘HEARTLAND’ CAN SEE THROUGH LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD ABOUT CHRIS KYLE, RECORD-BREAKING ‘AMERICAN SNIPER’

Make is sound to serious and like Todd Palin has ANY idea of what he is talking about.

Here are a few of the portions without all of the Breitbart bullshit surrounding them to make them sound literate.

First on meeting Chris Kyle: 

And then it was an honor for me and others to participate in Stars Earn Stripes with Chris and others in the military. You can have a conversation with somebody but until you’re side-by-side in the trenches with somebody, then you really know somebody. These guys, being a sniper, being out ahead of his unit and saving lives, Chris was just a good man, an expert in his field and he was one heck of a teacher.

I sounds like somebody might have had themselves a little man crush.

And where are these "trenches" he is babbling about?

Does he mean the dangerous trenches of Los Angeles.

On Kyle's abilities as a teacher:

He and Dean Cain were partnered up in Stars Earn Stripes and he turned Dean into a sharpshooter—and Dean was an excellent student. I can’t say how much Chris was a great instructor, along with all the other military ops. And that just goes to show you with their training and dedication and discipline. From spending time with him on the show and out on the trail, and at different functions, was just a true honor and I just can’t say enough about our troops. It’s just an honor to spend time with them and to stand shoulder to shoulder with them and learn just a little bit about what they were trained to do and what some of the missions were. It was unbelievable.

Oh God he speaks just like his dipshit wife.

And what does "I can’t say how much Chris was a great instructor, along with all the other military ops" mean? Is that supposed to be a compliment, or is he saying that he was sworn to secrecy so he can't say?

Time to remind everybody that the Palins have a son in the military: 

As father and mother, Sarah and I witnessed our son [Track] go through boot camp. It’s just an unbelievable process. You have an 18-year-old go down to boot camp and then you go down there a few months later when they graduate from boot camp and they’re just mentally strong, physically strong and have all the respect in the world for their drill sergeant because their drill sergeant is right next to you climbing up that mountain or running the five miles. But it just shows years of training, dedication and protecting freedom and liberty. That’s the motto of our military.

Sucks they couldn't get him off drugs though, am I right?

Well that's enough kissing up to the military and playing fan boy to Chris Kyle, time to attack Hollywood:  

They spend their lifetimes trying to have a successful movie like the American Sniper so they’re jealous of the success of the American Sniper. So, of course, there’s a double standard where they say ‘do as I say, not as I do’ and when you look at the last few years in America, Chris Kyle is a true American hero. People are just craving for that and that’s why the movie is such a success. He’s an American hero and that’s why people are going to continue to pack the theaters to see the show and it’s going to break all kinds of records. My hat’s off to Clint Eastwood and Bradley Cooper—they did an outstanding job.

"People are just craving for that?" WTF?

Yeah Cooper and Eastwood are all right, but the rest of  the elites in Hollywood are assholes:

Their true colors definitely show. They like to bring that attention to themselves. That’s the motivation. It’s this group mentality of “I’m going to slam this guy and I’m going to get rewarded by my friends for standing up and making a statement” but heartland America can see through it all. And that’s why American Sniper is a huge success.

Yes Hollywood sucks so hard that virtually EVERY member of the Palin household has participated in multiple reality shows or appeared as a contestant on a celebrity game show.

And by the way Alaska is thousands of miles away from the "heartland of America." Or has he forgotten that we are "The Last Frontier."

Well one thing we know for sure, Todd did not borrow Sarah or Bristol's ghostwriter for this interview. That is clearly 100% percent bonafide Todd Palin stupidity.