Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Wasilla responds to marijuana legalization by introducing stringent new laws, including banning pot brownies.

Courtesy of Alaska Dispatch: 

Monday, on the eve of marijuana legalization in Alaska, the Wasilla City Council banned making pot brownies at home. 

Fewer than three hours before recreational marijuana use became legal across the state, the city known for a freewheeling attitude about everything from big box stores to ATVs passed what may at least for now be the strictest local laws governing recreational pot use in Alaska. 

The council with a 4-2 vote essentially limited marijuana use within city limits to smoking -- or consuming edibles made outside the city -- on private property. Even smoking at home is illegal -- if it bothers the neighbors. 

 The new regulations include a ban on making edibles, concentrates or extracts at home. And at least within Wasilla city limits, it’s now illegal to transport more than 2 ounces of marijuana inside one vehicle. State law allows up to 1 ounce per adult but doesn’t limit totals. The regulations prohibit marijuana clubs and require that the use of marijuana "cease immediately" if other residents or neighbors are disturbed.

Okay first off how could smoking pot in your own home "bother" your neighbors? What are you suddenly too mellow and laid back for the neighborhood?

And second I don't think the people of Wasilla even know how to make brownies without pot in them.

Look Wasilla is known for only a couple of things; Stupid politicians, high levels of sexual assault,  gun fatalities, meth, and the best marijuana in the state. (I'm relatively sure those are not all related.)

Telling Wasilla residents to stop smoking pot in their homes is like asking the Palin family to saying stupid things and starting fights at parties, it just isn't going to work.

Not only that but when the state laws are finally all ironed out they will supersede these laws making this whole thing relatively moot.

Which makes you wonder, are these people high? 

25 comments:

  1. Caroll Thompson12:08 PM

    For people that say they don't like government regulation, they sure like government regulation.

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    1. Anonymous3:13 PM

      I'd like to enforce it, Caroll!

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  2. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Someone will take this to court. Too restrictive.

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  3. Anonymous12:36 PM

    But the Palins can do whatever the hell they want. Way to go, Wasilla!

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  4. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Are the fundiea atill in charge there?

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  5. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Dude...they'll take it to HIGH court. Now, back to my brownies.

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    1. Anonymous2:39 PM

      Back to your brownies? Back to my chili!

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  6. Anonymous2:38 PM

    the Wasilla City Council banned making pot brownies at home. 


    What? What will a certain retard's kids gonna do?

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    1. Anonymous5:53 PM

      This doesn't apply to them

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    2. Anonymous5:53 PM

      Meaning they aren't druggies

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    3. Anonymous8:47 AM

      Prescription drugs are still drugs, 5:53, and abusing them makes a person a "druggie."

      Maybe if Track stuck to pot brownies, he'd be less angry and volatile.

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  7. Anonymous2:41 PM

    I can do whatever I want until the courts say I can't.

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    1. Anonymous5:53 PM

      Love falsely attributed quotes

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  8. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Personally, I'm pretty sure Wasilla put these rules in because if they didn't it would cut into their Meth sales.

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    1. Anonymous5:52 PM

      I live In wasilla. Yes I'm sure meth exists like it does everywhere else. But it is not a widespread problem here

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    2. Anonymous8:58 PM

      "Troopers dub Mat-Su area the meth capital of Alaska"

      http://juneauempire.com/stories/030805/sta_20050308002.shtml#.VO61kMZs8eI

      A quick google search for more recent news suggests Meth is still a pretty big problem in Sarah Palin's home town.

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    3. Anonymous9:48 PM

      You obviously have not had to wait for your hockey player at the sports complex while Tuesday night fights are taking place. It's a veritable cornucopia of toothless tweekers. It's where the Wasilla Wal-Mart folks go when they are not shopping.

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  9. Anonymous3:17 PM

    I can see it if the neighbors throw a lot of pot parties that cause trouble.You know,where families show up in stretch limos and have a brawl on the lawn with other party goers.

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  10. Anonymous3:34 PM

    Freedom! Real American style.

    Next the fundies will start sniffing around their neighborhoods to find people smoking weed and call in complaints against them. And what does cease immediately mean? A) Until the cops leave? B) Permanently? or C) Until tomorrow?

    I'm going with A.

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  11. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Love the slander in this. No one regularly fights at parties. Give it a rest. I am your loyal bloggy friend yet even I see how stupid your exaggerations are.

    And I'm offended that people keep saying my town is known for meth. Sure there's meth. There is meth in all cities. I personally know no one here who does meth. It's not mainstream

    Should you talk with all of anchorages problems

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    1. Anonymous8:55 PM

      You don't live in Wasilla or even Alaska, Alicia. And you are not a friend of this blog (but you must be loyal considering how much you visit).

      There is also a lot of meth in Florida, isn't there? And a lot of really stupid people, right?

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  12. Anonymous6:49 PM

    These anti-pot laws are obviously necessary so that Wasilla can retain its title of "Meth Capital of the US". Wouldn't want all the Wasillabillies enjoying legal drugs, might interfere with their meth labs.

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  13. Anonymous6:27 AM

    Relax, Tweakers. Meth crackers are not included in this legislation.

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  14. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Free the Brownie!

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