Thursday, March 12, 2015

Lindsey Graham's first act as President would be to use the military to hold Congress prisoner until they passed his agenda. Oh yeah, let's definitely elect this guy.

"Y'all can't leave till I goddamn say you can leave!"
Courtesy of Ben Swann:  

While visiting the Concord City Republican Committee on March 7th at the “Politics and Pies” forum, the 59-year-old Senator asserted that American ground troops would be necessary to defeat ISIS. In addition, he advocated for the reversal of defense spending cuts and, as President of the United States, Graham would restrict the movement of lawmakers until those cuts are reversed. 

In a chilling statement, Graham said he would not allow Congress to leave D.C. until his demands are met, declaring he would use United States military force to keep them there. 

“…and here is the first thing I would do if I were President of the United States, I wouldn’t let Congress leave town until we fix this. I would literally use the military to keep them in if I had to.”

But remember, according to the Republicans, it is President Obama who is the dictator. 

Holy shit, this guy may be even more unhinged than his boyfriend John McCain.

42 comments:

  1. slipstream12:12 PM

    Now there's a guy who understands our constitution. The President is the boss, and he has command of the military, and congress has to do what he says.

    This explains why Sen. Graham has worked so hard to support President Obama's agenda.

    Oh wait . . .

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    1. Unless the President is black.

      Or a woman.

      Or a Democrat.

      Or someone you don't like.

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  2. Anonymous12:26 PM

    Seriously. A huge problem is festering. And it is not good. We the people have a problem. Our buildings are occupied by the enemy. Our elected are the enemy. Our agencies are occupied by the enemy. zit united has bought America, the global media has destroyed our country. It is a sad day for America. Her citizens of sound mind and memories must rise and fight. It aint over. For the Love of Life.....fight for whats right and fair.

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  3. Anonymous12:33 PM

    Wowser! That is so serious nuttiness.

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    1. Anonymous1:41 PM

      Thank you.(-: nuttireader. I try very hard somedays. hint? I hear that keeps the rift raft away. Anyway, it is terrible. I want happy days are here again!!!!! I mean like happy days are here again oh rah rah.da da da da. Republikkkunts are so toxic and gross and mental. Demos are so quiet and seem weak. Independent's are aloofa like survivor with majority vote. And somethings smells like shit in the USA.

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  4. Anonymous12:44 PM

    I would literally use the military to keep them in if I had to.”


    I think this guy is either drunk or Sarah shared her stuff with him

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    1. Anonymous1:44 PM

      What kinda shit does sarah do? restylane? and then meth? or vice versa.

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  5. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Quick, neuter the nerd. He's having a hysterectomy!!!

    RJ in BBistan

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    1. Anonymous1:45 PM

      Well Viagra did not help. He is still a ugly man. And hasn't seen his dick in years. He sits on it.

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  6. Anonymous12:52 PM

    I don't understand, Lindsay Graham is going to fist the President? Huh? Does Michelle know about this?

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    1. Anonymous1:47 PM

      I hope so and maybe the girls will film it and twit it

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  7. hedgewytch1:03 PM

    These guys have totally lost their shit. I say hand them the microphone, put the camera right up in their faces with bright lights focusing in closely. Let America and the World see exactly what kind of irrational, irresponsible, idiots are at the controls. Then MAYBE we'll get people out to the polls again.

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    1. Anonymous1:50 PM

      Yeah. I have thought for years that these ugly old men just needed to take a large healthy shit and take Viagra to get and keep an erection because the tv ad says so every other minute. But it aint it. I like your theory and Idea much better. Bright lights and under oath would work for me. And then removed.

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    2. I say indict the 47 for treason under the Logan Act.

      That will take the wind out of their sails.

      news.yahoo.com/constitution-check-could-senators-prosecuted-trying-deal-directly-111030428--politics.html

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  8. Anonymous1:08 PM

    OT/ But all fits into the bigger picture. Republican Congress live in a sewer Almalgam.
    http://www.nationaljournal.com/2016-elections/ted-cruz-tells-nasa-to-stop-worrying-about-climate-change-and-focus-on-space-20150312

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  9. Anonymous1:12 PM

    somebody stick a koch, balls deep, down that puppet's throat ..

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    1. Anonymous1:52 PM

      That was last night. old lind did well and he is frisky frisky frisky. got that SC charm today.

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  10. Our Lad1:24 PM

    This silly fucking poofter needs to have a mint julip and a nice long nap on his godamn fainting couch. Christ all Friday, where do they GET these chowderheads?

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    1. Sarah Palin made it OK to talk nonsense and be stupid. Did you hear such shit before she came on the scene?

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    2. Our Lad. How to top your writing style. Please, more posts on IM.

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  11. Anonymous1:25 PM

    And just this week Sen. Graham was saying that he didn't want to email because he had always been afraid of emailing stupid stuff. I guess he prefers to blurt out stupid stuff in public, and perhaps on video, so there is an audiovisual record of his blurts for everyone to enjoy forever.

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  12. Anonymous1:36 PM

    He's just running his mouth.
    The Democrat dirt operatives got the goods on Lindsey,and if he even says he's running for POTUS,they'll dump on him.

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    1. Then, Mizz Lindsey's crinolines will REALLY be in a twist.

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  13. Leland1:43 PM

    YAY! Way to go Lindsay! Right on!

    What a great way to lose the election before you even have a chance to put your hat in the ring!

    You are one dumb, fucking piece of work and I'm from SC! I think Gryphen, that Sarah has a serious competitor for the title dumbest piece of shit ever!

    (In case there are those out there who can't tell, this was a snark!)

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  14. Anonymous1:56 PM

    Ok wow. somethings happening. got um in bad spaces talkin and no applauding and ny hair lip speaks again. All are such naturals. Thank you for sharing we will pass on to more folks.

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  15. This guy drives me to distraction. I'm LGBT friendly, having friends and cousin in that fold, but I so want to make fun of this guy and his closeted affectations. It wouldn't bother me at all if he was out, but hiding it like he does, makes me crazy.

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    1. Balzafiar7:17 PM

      Although it won't be documented, Lady Lindsey's first act as President will be to make sure all men's room toilet stalls have glory holes installed into them.

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  16. Future headline news story?

    "The President of the United States today directed the nation's military forces to barricade the national legislative body (currently in session) and not allow the them to leave until his demands are met. He declared he would use United States military force to keep them there. He has demanded that the legislature reverse cuts to the military budget.

    Observers have expressed concern that this military coup will severely affect the global economy and destabilize many of the world's weaker governments, leading to global unrest and economic depression.

    The effects of the overthrow of the United States government by internal saboteurs will be far-ranging. However, some are optimistic that the plans put in place by the UN Security Council several years ago will minimize the fallout.

    The Council acted after the republican-controlled House invited a foreign head-of-state to present a campaign speech in the US House Chamber, urging interference with the US Executive Branch and foreign policy agreements.

    This was followed shortly thereafter by the ill-conceived letter from the republican-controlled US Senate's "Gang of 47" to the Iranian government stating that the US could not be trusted as a signatory to international agreements, but would refuse to abide by such agreements in violation of international law.

    It remains to be seen what will happen to the US as world leaders determine exactly whether and to what degree the UN should be involved in bringing stability to the situation.

    A rogue nation with massive military forces and over 330,000,000 citizens who collectively possess more weaponry than the entire defense forces of many countries poses a grave danger to the entire world and must be brought under control.

    A sad ending to a 250 year old experiment indeed.

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    1. Anonymous6:44 PM

      Bravo Plus Sir.

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    2. Anonymous4:38 AM

      Graham's statement is as stupid as was his signature on the letter of the crazy 47. Republicans simply do not understand government and they've obviously got no concept of what the Constitution means and how it works.
      Beaglemom

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  17. The only difference between some Republicans in this country and some governments in the Middle East is they use Sharia Law and ours use the Bible.

    A fascist is a fascist.

    If it walks like a dictator and talks like a dictator, you can call yourself a President but you're still a dictator.

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  18. How does this loony tunes manage to keep getting re-elected?

    Are the voters even more stupid than he is?

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    1. Yes. And more bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic.

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    2. Anonymous4:36 AM

      He's from South Carolina. Need I say more.
      Beaglemom

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  19. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Megan McCain who had the chance to view this POS up close said "he is not a nice man".You would think given his close friendship with walnuts he would make an effort to be nice but apparently he doesn't even try.

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  20. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Has Lindsey ever been with a woman?

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    1. Balzafiar7:18 PM

      No. We are certain he's not a lesbian.

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    2. Yes, his own sweet self.

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  21. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Perhaps President Obama should do exactly that. Then he surely would then get the admiration of the republicans……nah.

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  22. Anonymous7:36 PM

    that is a rough looking 59

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  23. Anonymous8:41 PM

    If that’s what it takes to get Congress to do something, I say, go for it, send in the Marines, show them who is the Commander in Chief!!!

    Oh wait, Miss Lindsey, your talkin’ Coup d’etat.

    Why do Republicans hate America?

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  24. Mint Julip5:47 AM

    Sen. Blanche Dubois ( R-SC ) is simply having his period, pay no mind.

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