It's official. Sarah Palin has finally morphed into a full on televangelist. Without the television part of course. Is there an "intervangelist?"

Courtesy of Sister Mary Batshit Crazy:

Those honoring the National Day of Prayer this week are committed to our nation's biblical foundation, and we thank selfless Americans who protect this Christian nation’s freedom of religion! In reverence to the Lord's grace and mercy we will never allow God to be booted from the public square. The public acknowledgement of our need for God’s blessing has been with us from the beginning – from the eve of our Revolution, when the First Continental Congress called for “a day of publick humiliation, fasting, and prayer,” to 1952, when Congress established the National Day of Prayer. It was signed it into law so we would “turn to God in prayer,” knowing our need for His hand of protection and guidance. Today, more than ever, we need the Almighty’s mercy, and we are actually invited by Him to humbly ask that He bless this land. Please pray that He will navigate us through these troubling times, dedicating ourselves and our great nation back to Him. 

- Sarah Palin

Well Hallelujah and pass the sacramental wine. 

I guess with everybody from Ted Cruz to Mike Huckabee pimping religion politics like a sweaty revival tent preacher in the bowels of the Bible Belt, Palin felt she had to turn the Christianity up to eleven.

You know I have long felt that this is Palin's true calling.

After all when you are looking to grift from the easiest marks on the planet, Christianity is the religious Astroglide that makes separating the morons from their money friction free and the penetration into their warm and welcoming trust centers relatively painless.

Now all Palin needs to get are a couple of snakes to handle during her video talks, a prayer answering hotline, and an online store to sell actual bonafide splinters from the cross that Jesus died on and blessed holy water that can cure cancer and make barren women pregnant, and she's in business.

And if she can do for Christianity what she has already done to for the Republican party, well that's all the better.