You people are impossible!
Well the cat's out of the bag so we might as well talk about now.
The above picture was apparently taken after Tebow went backstage after catching the Broadway show "Rock of Ages." Then one of the cast members actually thought that Tebow was enough of a celebrity to warrant posting a picture with him to the Internets.
Then the shit got real:
Later, when one of the ladies posted the pic to her Twitter page, Timmy reportedly freaked out and demanded that it be removed. Rock Ages cast member Neka Zang posted the photo which you can see by clicking here. Zang also posted a photo of the entire cast Tebowing. Then, poof! The pic was suddenly gone. Zang explained the its removal thus: "Well, Due to Tebow's 'image' I was asked to remove the pic of him with us half-dressed ladies," Neka wrote. "He does know we aren't real strippers, right? Tweeps. I'm not mad, or judging. Just letting u all know I took the pic down. Ok. Thanks."
Well anyhow since Ms. Zang took the picture down no harm no foul right?
Wrong! Because YOU people looked at the picture after I specifically told you not to, now pretty much everybody will know that TimTebow let scantily clad, fake strippers get close to his super Christian, totally virgin man junk.
Which is a problem because....uh because...hey why IS this a problem? I mean its not like somebody released a sex tape of Tebow failing to get it up for a hot girl or anything, right?
Maybe its not the girls in the picture that are the problem. Hmm what could it be then?
After all reports are that Tebow attends quite a LOT of Broadway shows so....oh....OH! I think I get it now.
Don't worry Timmy. I understand that the Christian religion offers plenty of programs where you can "pray away the...love of Broadway shows."
