Showing posts with label ShePAC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ShePAC. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Sarah Palin finally gives a shout out to her long suffering purse carrier.

Bruce Fischer, Gail Ernst, Todd Palin. Photo credit: ShePAC
(Sadly it appears that not much of Palin's budget is wasted on clothes for Todd. He could have at least found a pair without holes, don'tcha think?)

Courtesy of the Queen of the Frigid Valley's Facebook page:

These guys have guts! And the patience of Job, no doubt. Attending Iowa’s “Heels On, Gloves Off” rally for U.S. Senate candidate Joni Ernst last week, our husbands stood still long enough for a quick photo. We honor them for their continued love, support, and exemplary work ethic. In the rough and tumble political arena I believe some experiences are more unpleasant for a candidate’s family than for she who is offering to serve in office. The Iron Lady said it best; here’s a quote of hers worth remembering when opponents’ distorted personal criticism flies on the points of darts and arrows that family members graciously, admirably rise above: “I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.” 

- Sarah Palin

Actually I have not gone after Palin personally because I don't have a political argument to make far from it.

I have gone after her on a personal level usually in response to that same sort of attack on others. For instance calling into question the President's manhood, or suggesting that people who do not agree with her are "wusses," or insinuating that essentially everybody who reports, writes a book, or blogs about her are pedophiles or sex offenders.

In fact the very idea that she would suggest that it is OTHERS who are using personal attacks, instead of her is laughable on its face.

In fact she is the queen of personal smears, character assassinations, and middle school taunts.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Sarah Palin and the politically terrorizing, horrid, up to no good, very bad for America week. Update!

So next week is going to be a balls to the wall, bring out your inflatable bawangas, make sure to wear your most photogenic road kill wig, week for Sarah Palin.

First she is headed out to Tulsa, Oklahoma with fellows Teabagging lunatics Mike Lee and Ted Cruz, to pimp for Senate candidate T.W. Shannon on the 24th.

As you know Oklahoma has been fighting to replace Florida and Texas as the official national redneck laughingstock, what with their Hobby Lobby Bible Study, and their proposed get shit faced and shoot'em up family activity center.

So for Oklahoma having this clown car show up will not even seem like an embarrassment.

Update: Here's one I missed. Palin will also be in Alabama on the 25th, giving a speech at the Baldwin Country Republican party annual dinner.

So now she is showing up at tiny political venues where there is NO national press coverage.

Interesting.


On Saturday, the 26th, Palin will appear at an NRA rally in Indiana, where she will undoubtedly dress like a two bit hooker and lick the barrel of a gun in order to inspire people politically to stand up for their rights to shoot people who look at them cross ways.


And on the 27th, Palin will make an appearance at something called the "Heels on, Gloves off" ShePAC rally in Iowa, where Palin will once again set back the woman's movement by at least 50 years. 

All of this is a clear indication that Palin is going for broke this election cycle and working her bony Red Bull fueled butt off to prove she is still politically relevant and hopefully trick a few more people into giving money to her PAC so she can stop having to actually do work-like things in order to make money and support her layabout family, buy more botox, and keep paying the hush money.

Of course a lot of that monetary support depends on Palin endorsing winning candidates, and her appearances seeming to actually help them emerge victorious in November.

A possibility that seems less likely than ever.